Who, you ask, is the oh-so-clever and (r)e(c)lusive M. Mint? Imagine if Bert and Ernie were one person. Or Dipper and Mabel. Actually, if you can imagine Remy, you're probably good.

I guess I would consider myself more than your average nerd. Actually, 'nerd' is my middle name. My initials are literally MNM, but if that's too formal and you don't mind imagining me as a Martian, feel free to just call me Miss M.

My hobbies include kazooing, organizing store displays, and referencing week-old inside jokes with anyone who has the unfortunate pleasure of being in my vicinity.

But on to the fandoms and stuff (because how else will you know if you like me or not?):

I like lots of books, but (roughly) five stars go to the following: Crime and Punishment, To Kill a Mockingbird, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Fullmetal Alchemist, Animal Farm, The Little Prince, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Goodnight Moon, Stellaluna, and The Mysterious Benedict Society.

As for the newfangled variety of entertainment that pops up on the old telly, the following can be watched seventy times seven times and still be good: Ninjago, Fullmetal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (both, mind you), Young Justice, Haikyuu!, Gravity Falls, March Comes In Like A Lion, Generator Rex, and Trollhunters.

I'm pretty easy to please with movies. Only the finest make the top list: The Prince of Egypt, The Lego Batman Movie, Buzz Lightyear Star Command, Your Name, The Lego Movie, Jonah (the VeggieTales version, what else?), Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Bionicle: Mask of Light.

That's basically it. Don't complain too much, there were a lot of four-stars like Teen Titans and Iron Man and Ben 10 and The Declaration of Independence that probably could have made it.

Disclaimer: I am never inspired to write anything (worthwhile), so don't be alarmed by a lack of stories. I mean, you can be angry or something, just don't be surprised-angry (I will be flattered if anyone is that interested in my writing that they would be surprised-angry).

Disclaimer II: If I find something wrong with a story I've posted, I will always republish that chapter because it just embarrasses me to have made such petty errors. Don't kill me if you think I'm updating (a rare occasion, as you may have guessed by my previous disclaimer), and then it's like, "Wait, this is that trash she completed two years ago?"