3rdTimeIsACharmhide bio
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Five and a half years ago I made a FanFiction account (choc0pretz), wrote a couple stories, and promptly forgot my account login information. Then I made a second account (sco-rose-shipper-14) to save some stories that I liked, and promptly forgot all of that login information too. This is my third try. On this account I'll revisit some of my old stories and rewrite them with 5.5 years more Life Experience ;P and also come up with some new concepts. I'm basically a bag of one-shots that are clawing to get out. Thanks all for your support in the past and I hope to keep entertaining you! |
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Modern Romance by olivieblake reviews
Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 293,494 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Amortentia by olivieblake reviews
Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 173 - Words: 749,838 - Reviews: 6935 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N.
The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake reviews
Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 527,574 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/3/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Theodore N., Daphne G.] - Complete
Divination for Skeptics by olivieblake reviews
The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,160 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 6/18/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Firewhisky Fantasies by MrsRen reviews
Hermione's known Draco and Theo for a few months now. It's not like she has a choice since they're so often stuck in the same safe house. Maybe she's started viewing them as more than her friends, but she never expected anything to come of it. Unfortunately, or fortunately, booze has a particular way of making you say just what you think without worrying about the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/1/2019 - [Theodore N., Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Paradox by olivieblake reviews
Draco Malfoy wakes up one night to find Hermione Granger in his bed. But she's really not Hermione Granger at all, is she? Dramione, Year 7, Deathly Hallows AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,184 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/19/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Making Sense by CourtingInsanity reviews
Hermione is brewing Amortentia for research...it doesn't smell exactly how she remembered it in Sixth Year. One-shot written for Troping Thursdays in Dramione Fanfiction Writers group on Facebook. Smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Youth by olivieblake reviews
"Whatever this life brings us, my youth will have always been yours." Amidst the rise of an imminent threat, some people fall together as others fall apart. Love, power, Marauders, and everything in between. Year 7 with opening Snily and eventual Jily. Prequel to "Clean" and "Marked," book III in "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,658 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 4/16/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
This Is(n't) Acting by GraeLiars reviews
"The thing about spending the better part of ten years pretending to love each other is, sometimes, you forget you're pretending." Non-Magical Next Gen AU in which Rose and Scorpius are actors that can't stand each other, but keep getting cast as lovers. Slow (ish) burn. M for language and eventual smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 93,605 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Closer You Look by Tony Samuels reviews
Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,801 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 5,187 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
The Closet Relativity Theory by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Art & Alchemy by languidbones reviews
"Paint me tomorrow. From memory. I want you to think of me." For years, the dreamy, artistic Rose found a muse in the lone wolf Scorpius Malfoy. And in his expert opinion, she's the only friend worth having... Until friendship was no longer enough. Scorpius/Rose. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,809 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
How To Touch a Girl by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Waking up between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter is a new experience for Hermione Granger. It's been a long time since this pair of wizards have laid a finger on anyone but each other, but that's not going to stop them convincing Hermione to remind them all the ways to touch a girl. DM/HG/HP triad smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 226 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pitch by MrBenzedrine reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DRAMIONE. Draco Malfoy falls off his broom at the Quidditch pitch. A certain curly-haired bookworm comes to his rescue. Oneshot Dramione Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Fortuna Major by olivieblake reviews
She's with Ron, he's with Astoria, and nothing a cheap psychic on the Venice Boardwalk says is going to change that. Or will it? Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It Takes Two to Tango by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Draco Malfoy is tired of losing a Christmas bet with Blaise Zabini year after year. Can he convince Hermione Granger to help him break his losing streak?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
69 Down by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Auror Malfoy is on a stakeout with Auror Granger, and they are bored to tears. What to do, what to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Checklist by RZZMG reviews
Rose and her Slytherin cousin, Roxanne, began a tradition of daring each other to accomplish one insane thing before the end of every school year. Seven years, seven dares. They called it 'The Checklist'. Rose still has one last item to finish before graduation... Rose Weasley/Scorpius Malfoy. Sexy & Dirty Romance/Drama/Comedy. 2015 HP-Deflower Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Finding the Right Broom by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione has asked Charlie to teach her to play Quidditch. First, she has to choose a broom. [Drabble One-Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Friends with Benefits Scorpius and Rose Edition by yaya3606 reviews
Rose is watching a romantic muggle movie and drinking with her best friend, Scorpius. He suggests a way to help her get over her recent break-up. What happens when best friends become friends with benefits? Inspired by romantic comedies where friends become friends with benefits and it gets very complicated. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Thing (that is by no means a relationship) by GraeLiars reviews
Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P.
Midnight by lucyhadley reviews
Tired and frustrated after a long night of revision, Rose soothes her headache with a glass of water only to find herself alone in the kitchen with Scorpius Malfoy, the boy who she has been in love with for the past six years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 324 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Nynayve reviews
Hermione has trouble sleeping after a fire in her flat causes her to move in with Harry. Strong M warning for sexual content. ((Reposted/rewritten!)) HP/HG one shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's a Magical Life by thexchromosomee reviews
Rose Weasley, fed up with her family's Christmas crazy, disappears for a day to the last place anyone would look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Break-Up by drcjsnider reviews
Their daughter's love life inspires Ron and Hermione to relive the outcome of their break-up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: Pegging Out at the Cauldron by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione decides to act upon a dream. - An October 2013 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Going Down by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Ministry lifts are so quiet, you never really know if they are working or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams, Charlie by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Charlie's home for Ginny's wedding, and he's looking forward to sowing a few wild oats. But, Merlin's beard, are all the fields already being ploughed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Dragon Club by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy reviews
Rose Weasley receives an invitation to a club she has never heard of from the two boys she trusts the least. Will she go just to satisfy her own curiosity? And how will the Dragon Club change her life forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,150 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
A Game of Secrets by frostykitten reviews
Having not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Nothing Like a Bath to Help You Relax by EllaMennowPea reviews
Lily relieves some tension in the warm bath and James happens to wander in... Bronze Metal: Smutlympics - Aquatics. Rated M for Strong sexual content and language. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swings Are Not For Children by LadyStiff reviews
Hermione is left at the Burrow on her own. When she decides to explore the back garden and Charlie appears, she finds out that swings are definitely not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 153 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Closet of Desire by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
While returning from a party, Harry and Hermione stumble upon one of Hogwarts' best kept secrets. They're trapped in this Closet and they can't escape...not like they'd want to. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Morning After by fruityrowing reviews
Hermione wakes up to a very interesting Morning After. Rating is MA for Lemons and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Spell Monkey by boysenberry reviews
Scorpius has spent the better part of a decade cultivating his friendship with Rose Weasley. So when he realises it's time to take it to the next level, he's certainly not taking any chances...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Veritable Fantasy by EffervescentAngel reviews
Scorpius Malfoy can't stop thinking about his best friend Rose. What happens when she shows up while he's... er, relieving some tension and muttering her name? Rated M for smut and Scorp's potty mouth. But mostly smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Derailing Draco by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Millicent Bulstrode is a big girl with big desires. Accidentally stumbling upon a frustrated Draco Malfoy, Millie takes matters into her own hands, teaching Draco - and realizing for herself - a little something in the process. DM/PP, DM/MB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Millicent B. - Complete
Against the Wall with Draco Malfoy by Laurielove reviews
When an unexpected candidate turns up to be interviewed by Hermione, she finds herself reacting in an even more unexpected way. Shortish. Older readers, please. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Locked in a Broom Closet by Meg1614 reviews
Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 247 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 136 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oral Exam by drcjsnider reviews
Rose has never seen the attraction of oral sex. Can her cousin and his flat mate change her mind? A Rose, JamesII, and Scorpius story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by keelhaulrose reviews
Alone and suffering in the forest on Christmas, Harry and Hermione steal a moment just for themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Game of Truth or Truth by BirdG reviews
While serving detention, Rose and Scorpius decide to put an old phial of Veritaserum to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
If You Want by BirdG reviews
Scorpius surprises Rose one lazy afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Caught! by slytherincrush reviews
Hermione is caught red-handed by Draco...a new, delightful level of embarrassment! Warning: blush blush blush alert! :s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Darling Pansy by fembuck reviews
Hermione witnesses Pansy in a private moment and has a very unexpected response to it. HermionePansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Blissful Escape by gohokies reviews
Updated: Chapter two is now up. With HarryHermioneGinny threesome. Rated M for sexual content. Ginny and Hermione escape upstairs in the Burrow and Harry accidentally walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Adjacent reviews
Rose and Scorpius explore the question of, "Is flirting just a means to an end, or can flirting be its own end?" Rating is for mentions of adult themes, and a potential second chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Six Years reviews
Rose and Scorpius parted as friends at the end of grade school - but that was six years ago. They're still friends, and are about to embark on their very first joint drinking adventure. What events will precipitate because of the alcohol? One day's worth of related one-shots in a non-magic A.U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
Care of Magical Creatures reviews
It's in Care of Magical Creatures that Rose first sees Scorpius as a sensitive, intelligent and altogether quite attractive human being. Ten years later, the two are friends with a history. How long will it take for them to move past residual shyness and learn to care for the ultimate magical creature in their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 8/15/2018 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
If Wishes Were Fishes reviews
Why have two separate fantasies when you could just have one dance with no pants?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2018 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Anti-Voodoo Doll reviews
In which Rose and Scorpius dance around the sexual tension until it comes to a head. What to do, what to do. Collegiate A.U.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2018 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
A Beautiful, Damaged Life
Hermione and Draco run into each other by chance at a post-war support group. They start to open up to each other, learn to trust each other and start a tentative friendship. When Draco is incapacitated one night by a stray curse, their mutual trust changes into something more. Graphic ABDL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,114 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 9/8/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Burn reviews
At a post-graduation bonfire, Rose and Scorpius see sparks burst into flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Wonder Woman
Scorpius Malfoy, Ice King of Hogwarts, wants his Wonder Woman, and that's Rose Weasley. But what will it take to melt that frosty exterior to expose the heart of flame inside?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,507 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
