Hello people. I'm moo like a llama. The real name's Lisa, I'm eighteen years old and living in New york. Thats all you get though. No address or last name and stuff. Bisexuals get the best of both worlds, so HAHA to all the others :p. And yes, in my mind, LLAMA'S MOO!! So anyway, um... thats it...

Things I like: Music, musical theater, acting, dancing, singing, all books, writing, drawing, radomness, evil garden gnomes, llamas, muffins, rain, geekiness,and the list goes on.

Things I dislike: Hippster people, attention whores, hypocrites, labeling, exams, pink, dewbs ((which is like a dweeb only spelled cooler)), and when you get stuck behind a group of six or seven girls in the mall who are walking really slow and feel the need to walk side by side in a line so they block the entire path.

Quotes ((There's a lot, so I'll give a few)):

"I don't know which color I like, what do you think?" "I never think!" Anonomouse person and me when I'm hyper...which is a lot.

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." anonomous person

"Fucking Eskimos." Long story. I have nothing against eskimos.

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." yet again, anonomous person.

Okay, so heres the deal: (the deal will change often)

~~Well, I'm back, after a very... extended vacation, to say the least. I have overcome this writers block and i now know where the story is going. So that pretty cool. And I'm gonna bring K-Unit into the story!! A lot of people have been like "Oh, Lisa, no, don't do that!" But I promise they're not going to take over the story. They're just gonna like... make an appearance. Get in, get their job done, and get out. Quick and simple.

Secondly; I know a lot of people are like "Oh no! Please don't suck Tom into MI6!" for my story 'Secret Agent?'. Don't worry. He's not getting sucked into MI6. He will be helpful to Alex in this one mission that I've made up, but that's because it's in his home town, and home school, and Tom already knew about it anyway. But he won't become MI6. You'll see what happens. He really CAN'T be MI6 because... ((walks away to leave you tortured over cliff hanger))

So let's see what we've got here, folks...

~A Very Happy New Year- Complete. Maximum ride. Fang and Max fluff. It was my first fan fiction. (Shows fiction's baby photo) I remember the day it was just born...

~Secret Agent?- A work in progress. Alex Rider. Alex is a secret agent. Wait... Secret? Maybe not so much anymore... Not too sure where its going, but i'm kinda hoping it's somewhere near nebraska. I've always wanted to see nebraska...

And, sadly, that's it. Again, if anyone wants to throw an idea at me, I'll be standing here with a catchers glove.

So... Hope you like the stories. I absolutely love reviews; they fuel me to keep writing ((hint hint: if you want me to write, then you know... review)). So... don't leave comments like "You suck!" If you dont like something, then tell me what it is you don't like. Make it at least CONSTRUCTIVE critisism. So leave nice reviews, flames will be used to roast marshmallows, and all that jazz. :)