It is: A twenty-three-year-old community college layabout that may or may not consider herself inept; it depends on the day, really. Or the boy.

Here to: Waste your time with the desperate, reckless ramblings unqiue to specific brands of sensory-deprivation treatment.

Believes in: Constitutional rights, situational morals, indecipherable expressions of guilt, liars, liars, more liars, chemistry (both the lab coat kind and the woohoo kind,) excellent grammar, tv as literature, literature as brain candy and the magical healing powers of total escapism.

Will waste time upon: Pretty much the entire Whedon-verse, tho Buffy and Firefly take precedent, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Boston Legal, Star Trek, Psychonauts, Community, Sandman, Fables, Battlestar Galactica, vampires, werewolves, dark knights, green lanterns, the odd crime drama and musicals.

Blatantly Ships: Oz/Willow, Ten/Rose, Remus/Tonks, Alan/me, Alan/anything at all, Sasha/Milla

Working On: SO MUCH HARRY POTTER.

Mad skills.