THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME

I am christian (read the bottom of my profile)

I am a big fan of the warriors series. Like, a BIG fan. I am reading the fifth book of Vision of Shadows. Here is a little bit about me.

Name: Who the heck cares? I mean, it's not like you are going to hack into my profile and steal all my personal data and search up my home and kidnap me... will you? TwT

Age: Check my cat. It's unnecessary to share personally.

Gender: My cat is female so i'm a female so, pointless to keep that secret

Address: Who wants to know? Have the police come for me?! I WILL NOT GO BACK TO JAIL! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! *runs the opposite direction*

Phone: Nobody knows, nobody cares, nobody will ever know. Also I don't have a phone number

Fav Video Games: Undertale, The Walking Dead, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Little Nightmares, (I really like horror games)one of my brothers play Resident Evil, and the other plays Five Nights at Freddy's, so I know about those games.

Fav TV show/Movie: Supernatural (I am in the fandom) iZombie, Umbrella Academy, and... idk my favorite movie... probably most of the movies directed and/or created by Tim Burton. OH! WAIT! And Doctor Who and Stranger Things.

Fav book series: Do you really need to ask?

Fav Supernatural Character: DEAN ALL THE WAY! I mean, Sam is really cute and all, but Dean is my man! Second is Castiel. Third is Gabriel. (Idk who Charlie is yet, but I will soon) Sam is fourth.

Least Fav Supernatural Character: So far, probably Raphael. He sucks. And Anna. She also sucks.

Fav iZombie Character: I gotta be honest, Ravi is definitely my favorite. He is amazing! Liv is second.

Least Fav iZombie Character: BLAINE! OBVIOUSLY! I mean, who doesn't hate him? Actually nvm I hate Mr. Boss more than him

Fav Umbrella Academy(UA) Character: Number 5 is definitely my favorite. Klause is second and Ben is third.

Least Fav UA Character: Leonard. He sucks. More than Raphael and Anna do

Fav Doctor Who Character: The 10th Doctor (David Tennant) And Amy and Martha. River is cool too

Least Fav Doctor Who Character: None. I love them all

Fav Stranger Things Character: Ok, in order, Will, Jonathan, Dustin, El, Nancy, and Lucas. Erica too

Least Fav Stranger Things Character: I don't really like Officer Hopper (Go ahead, kill me fangirls) but I absolutely DESPISE El's 'father'.

Fav Warriors Character: IVYPOOL ROCKS!! My second fav is Jayfeather (My brother is basically a human Jayfeather. Lucky me QwQ). My third fav is Hollyleaf

Least Fav Warriors Character: Appledusk, the jerk. Second is Thistleclaw.

Parent(s) from the series: Darkstripe (if we had a parent from the series, it would be him)

My Personality Book Character: Cinderpelt/Cinderheart or Ivypool

My Personality OC: Darkpool

Favorite WC shippings:

Hawkfrost x Ivypool

Crowfeather x Leafpool

Tigerstar x Darkstripe

Squirrelflight x (Brambleclaw, Stormfur, Ashfur. Idk, I just like them XD)

Ravenpaw x Barley

Jayfeather x Half Moon

NOTHING ELSE!

PROMISE!

I have an issue with Antagonist x Protagonist and some slash ships.

DON'T MIND MEH!

I don't really have any negative opinions for any ships anymore. (Mostly cause other fan-bases just LOVE to shove what they enjoy straight into our tiny brains.)

Comments from my brothers;

~Thicketwhisker (older triplet brother) Idk why we are doing this, but I have to share a profile with my siblings (though it belongs to my sister so she in control) and it kinda sucks, but we all love warriors and supernatural. And I really enjoy playing Resident Evil

~Sandleaf (younger triplet brother, yet taller T.T) y bother with intros? im awsom and nobody needs 2 b told (he's such an egomaniac) bein born on de same day az thes 2 oafs reely sucks, but wutevs. an' im mor ov a fnaf prson

UGH, I HATE that Sandleaf can't spell. Or just doesn't try. But yeah, I hafta put up with these two rabbit-brains every day (Sucks to suck when you have two annoying brothers). But anyways, these are our personality OCs in age order (oldest to youngest) and descriptions.

Name: Thicketwhisker

Age: 14 moons

Gender: Tom

Sexuality: If you have read my profile before you know but now he is being bullied about it so i'm taking it off #SupportMyBrother

Clan: Riverclan (he prefers Riverclan so don't question it)

Category: Warrior

Pelt: He has a blackish gray pelt

Eyes: Light green eyes

Mother: Cloudheart (Creamy white she-cat with ginger underbelly and green eyes)

Father: Tigerpelt (Gray and black tabby with bright blue eyes) (Darkstripe (A parent from the book series))

Sister/s: Elkblaze (Ginger tabby she-cat with green eyes) Darkpool (Pitch black she-cat with a white chest tuft and blue eyes)

Brother/s: Dawnkit (White tom with light blue eyes) Sandleaf (Dark brown and black tabby tom with amber eyes) Tawnyfang (Black tom with brown speckles on legs and gold eyes)

Personality: He is very stern and hotheaded, but is pretty polite. He is a total Jock, being well built and skilled. He can get in fights commonly. Don't even get me started on how many fights him and Sandleaf have gotten in (its a total nightmare)

Name: Darkpool

Age: 14 moons

Gender: She-cat

Sexuality: I AM NOW A MYSTERY!

Clan: Windclan (I like Windclan best)

Category: Warrior

Pelt: My pelt is pitch black, but with white chest fur and paws

Eyes: Dark blue eyes

Mother: Cloudheart (Creamy white she-cat with ginger underbelly and green eyes)

Father: Tigerpelt (Gray and black tabby with dark blue eyes) (Darkstripe (A parent from the series, he named me after him T_T)

Sister/s: Elkblaze (Ginger tabby she-cat with green eyes)

Brother/s: Dawnkit (White tom with light blue eyes) Sandleaf (Dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes) Thicketwhisker (Black and gray tom with green eyes) Tawnyfang (Black tom with brown speckles on legs and gold eyes)

Personality: I am snippy and feisty, but pretty friendly. I am quite the chatterbox when in the mood, but I don't have much determination to find a mate, even though my brother Sandleaf found Tigerpetal for a mate. It takes alot to get close enough to be my mate. I have been protective over my brothers ever since my littermate died, but I still mess with them and tease them, though I do get in alot of arguments and fights with my sister Elkblaze, who is in a younger litter. But I started supporting her more when she took the role of a medicine cat. I am more of the computer Technician of my triplet brothers

Name: Sandleaf

Age: 14 moons

Gender: Tom

Sexuality: Strait

Clan: Shadowclan (like I said, don't ask)

Category: Leader (he wishes) He is actually very good at being a med cat

Pelt: His pelt is blackish brown, with one white paw

Eyes: Dark amber

Mother: Cloudheart (Creamy white she-cat with ginger underbelly and green eyes)

Father: Tigerpelt (Gray and black tabby with dark blue eyes)

Sister/s: Elkblaze (Ginger tabby she-cat with green eyes) Darkpool (Pitch black she-cat with a white chest tuft and blue eyes)

Brother/s: Dawnkit (White tom with light blue eyes) Thicketwhisker (Black and gray tom with green eyes) Tawnyfang (Black tom with brown speckles on legs and gold eyes)

Personality: Is a mega prankster and is very annoying. Takes nothing seriously. Dawnkit has been his pranking companion and he was very down when Dawnkit died, but that didn't stop him. They might be irritating and annoying, but many times those pranks cause a good laugh for people

If I were a human warrior cat, I would have pale skin with a few freckles, sapphire blue eyes, and really short black hair and a slightly fluffy black tail and ears

Mapleshade's kits dying is a good thing. You know why? Because...

If Mapleshade's kits never died Appledusk wouldn't leave her for Reedshine and Reedshine would never have had Skyheart Applefrost or Willownose, who would have never had Shellheart who, with Rainflower, would have never had Oakheart and Crookedstar. Now, through Oakheart, he would have never fallen in love with Bluefur, so Thistleclaw would have been more likely to become deputy and leader. And Stonefur and Mistystar would have never been born, so Hawkfrost could have been Riverclan deputy and maybe have lived a good life. Now, through Crookedstar, him and Willowbreeze would have never had Minnowkit, Willowkit, and Silverstream. And, through Silverstream, Graystripe would have never fallen in love with her, which risks the likeliness that he would have fallen in love with Millie so Briarlight, Blossomfall, and Bumblestripe would have never been born. Also, Stormfur wouldn't have been born, so him and Brook would have never had Lark, Breeze, Pine, or Feather. Also, Feathertail wouldn't have been born. So, a different Riverclan cat would have to go on the Great Quest. And Crowfeather wouldn't have fallen in love with her. And Crowfeather 1, would possibly have a different name and 2, wouldn't have fallen in love with Leafpool, since he fell in love with Leafpool through Feathertail. So, he wouldn't have to cover up his mistake and wouldn't have taken in Nightcloud or have Breezepelt (Which resists in Smokehaze, Brindlewing, Applepaw and Woodpaw being born) And Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather wouldn't be born. Hollyleaf would never fall in love with Fallen Leaves, Jayfeather would never fall in love with Half Moon (she never becomes first Stoneteller so the tribe is dead), and Lionblaze would never fall in love with Heathertail or Cinderheart, and never have Hollytuft, Sorrelstripe, Fernsong (Where Bristlefrost, Thriftpaw, or Flippaw won't be born), Spotfur, Flywhisker, or Snaptooth. Also, Dovewing would be on her own in the prophecy. Chaos would fall upon the clans before Firepaw was even born.

So really, we should thank Mapleshade and go murder Appledusk a million more times.

Another thing...

Fireheart saving Bramblekit instead of Yellowfang is also a good thing. If he saved Yellowfang instead then Bramblekit would have died so Ashfur would have been mates with Squirrelflight, so Squirrelflight possibly wouldn't have taken in Leafpool's kits, so Leafpool would have to run away or try to live in Windclan. Then the Prophecized Three would only be one and Hollyleaf would have never ran into the tunnels and find Fallen Leaves. Also, Alderheart and Sparkpelt wouldn't have been born, so Twigbranch and Violetshine would have died in the tunnels. So who would have tried to free the prisoners from Darktail? Who would defeat Darktail at all? With them gone, Darktail takes over the forest. But, he won't get a chance, because since Yellowfang is alive, she can't kill Brokenstar again in the Great Battle with the Dark Forest, so Brokenstar remains and can revive other villains, so the Dark Forest rises and the living cats are screwed.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you think I'm right and your brain hurt reading this.

A Change of Heart

Tiny ran away from Tigerpaw, though the tabby was on his heels, Thistleclaw following and Bluefur dashing after them, hissing defiance. Tiny gasped as his legs grew tired, and his lungs burned. He soon saw his garden. He tried to quicken his pace as much as he could, but his short legs were aching and his eyes were watering with the force. Oh, why didn't I listen to those cats when they warned me about wild cats? he wailed to himself. He glanced back to see Tigerpaw gaining on him, really close now. Tiny looked back to see his fence right in front of him. He skidded to a stop to avoid crashing into the fence, and looked back to find himself cornered, Tigerpaw pacing back and forth, blocking his chance of escaping. Tiny looked up, but realized he was too small to jump the fence. he looked for the fence hole but Tigerpaw was blocking his path to the hole. Thistleclaw and Bluefur quickly caught up. Tiny looked at Bluefur desperately, hoping the gray she-cat would defend him like she did only a few heartbeats ago. She caught his pleading glance and snarled at Thistleclaw.

"He's just a kit Thistleclaw. Let him go. He didn't do anything!" she shouted. But her calls were unheard as Thistleclaw grinned menacingly.

"No, Bluefur. he didn't do nothing. He trespassed. You know we don't allow trespassers on Thunderclan territory. Now, he needs to be taught a lesson. Tigerpaw." He said, nodding at his apprentice. Tigerpaw nodded back, before leaping on the white-pawed kit. Tiny screeched as Tigerpaw's claws dug into his back. Tiny started wailing.

"Mama! Socks! Ruby!" he sobbed desperately. But he knew the pleas were effortless. His littermates were gone, with their new twolegs. And even if they were still here, they would probably just laugh at how weak he was, not being able to fight off Tigerpaw. He closed his eyes as Tigerpaw dug his claws in deeper, blood gushing around Tiny's back. Tiny wished that the pain would be over, and that the clan apprentice kill him immediately. Tigerpaw raised his right paw, smirking, ready to deliver a killing blow to the tiny tom's neck. but the blow never came. Tiny opened his eyes to see Socks standing over him protectively, and Ruby headbutting Tigerpaw. He watched in amazement as Ruby headbutted him again and again, but Tigerpaw seemed unbothered. After a while, Tigerpaw seemed to get bored at the light gray she-cat's meek attacks. He brought his paw on Ruby's head, sheathed and effortless, and knocked Ruby away. She immediately stood up and darted to stand over Tiny next to Socks. They both snarled at the three cats, that watched with amazement.

"Don't you touch our brother!" Socks hissed, his black and white pelt rippling. Ruby nodded vigorously. Tigerpaw growled before padding forward, about to knock the two small kits away from their little brother. But as he approached, Ruby swiped at his muzzle, drawing a small amount of blood. Tigerpaw leaped back with a hiss, before snarling at the three littermates.

"This isn't over! We will come back!" He hissed before dashing back into the forest. Thistleclaw snarled at them before dashing after his tabby apprentice. Bluefur hesitated, staring at the bristling kits with admiration in her eyes, before dashing after the two toms. Tiny felt that he could breathe again once the clan cats disappeared. Socks and Ruby then turned to him and, instead of the hatred and teasing in their eyes, there was concern and shock.

"Who were those cats?" Socks asked immediately.

"Why did they attack you?" Ruby questioned.

"Are you okay?" Socks gasped again.

"Did they hurt you?" Ruby questioned as she circled him, examining his pelt. The questions kept on coming, but Tiny's mind wasn't focused on them now. He was focused on what just happened. I was almost KILLED. And Socks and Ruby PROTECTED me! They really do care about me! he gasped before smiling, feeling that his future might just have taken a brighter turn.

Copy and past this into your profile if you would do anything for your siblings or relatives, and if this touched your heart.

Feathertail, is forever brave and strong

Crowfeather, knows where he belongs

Jayfeather, has more power than he can muster

Goosefeather, has responsibilities that leave him flustered

Featherwhisker, tries to stand for what's right

Featherpelt, knows when to stand down and when to fight

Feather of Flying Hawk, is born to the most true

Curlfeather, has beliefs of many things new

Featherkit, was strong, though deaf

Featherstorm, has been bold even to her dying breath

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are in the Feathered Gang!

List your 12 favorite warriors (Or random Warriors if you can't think of 12)

1) Ivypool

2) Jayfeather

3) Hollyleaf

4) Squirrelflight

5) Leafpool

6) Crowfeather

7) Ravenpaw

8) Firestar

9) Hawkfrost

10) Graystripe

11) Darkstripe

12) Fallen Leaves

1: Would 3 and 11 make a good couple?

Hollyleaf and Darkstripe? Now way!

2: How do you feel about a 7, 8, and 10 love triangle?

OMG, I have been dreaming of a Firestar x Ravenpaw x Graystripe love for forever!

3: What should the name of a 2/6 fanfic be?

A Jayfeather and Crowfeather fanfic? Feathered Inc*st.

4: Have you read any fanfics about 7?

Yes. I have read many fanfics about Ravenpaw

5: What would happen if 5 walked in on 10 and 11 having s*?

If Leafpool walked in on Darkstripe and Graystripe? She would slap Darkstripe in the face and drag Graystripe away to tell Millie. Then possibly bleach her scarred eyes.

6: Would 1 prefer to kiss 12 or slap 4?

I think Ivypool would prefer to kiss Fallen Leaves than risk slapping Squirrelflight. Then Hollyleaf would slap her.

7: Is there any fluff on 7 and 10?

Any fluff on Ravenpaw and Graystripe? I think so

8: Are you a part of a 6 x 7 fandom?

A Crowfeather x Ravenpaw fandom? Nah, Crowfeather should be with Leafpool. Ravenpaw and Barely forever

9: How would you feel if 3 was dating 5 and 1 killed 5?

If Hollyleaf dated Leafpool and Ivypool killed Leafpool? That's Incest and slaughter and it makes no sense

10: Is 2 likely to throw curse words at you?

Yes. Jayfeather is the most likely cat out of all the clans to curse at me, or anyone

11: Do you think 9 is cute?

Yes! Of course Hawkfrost is cute!

12: Choose a number between 1-12. Multiply it by 2 before subtracting that number by 13. If you get a negative number then add 11. Would you date that cat?

Let's see, I choose 6. 6 x 2 is 12 and... my result is 10... OMG YES I WOULD DATE GRAYSTRIPE! He is my spirit animal.

COPIED FROM OTHERS' PROFILES

This is what happens when you're a Warrior Cats fan:

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: Knows Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: Say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: When being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

WARRIORS FAN OATH

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someone's face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

Remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Copy and Paste to your profile if you wish

The poem and fandom jokes were copied and pasted from SoniJay's profile so I take no claim of it.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join, hang this list on your profile):

1 . There are XD cookies (last time I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2 . You can meet the recruiting rabbit (Pegale, hug him, make him explode ... whatever you want.)

3 . You will get a cloak as a tunic or dark and cool cloak that covers your entire body!

4 . You will get a crazy, evil and super evil crazy laugh! Practice with me: MUAHAHAHA ... hahahahah ... HAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHA ... !! (Thunder and lightning illuminating the dark sky and my face maniacally)

5 . You will have the opportunity to emerge from the shadows in a mysterious way and terrorize the good ones!

6 . In a word: SUBORDINATED / AS! Someone to do things for you when you are or you feel too lazy to do it yourself ... THAT'S LIFE!

7 . Money, money, money: Have you ever noticed that we tend to be much richer than good kids?

8 . WORLD DOMINATION! The Best Reason! Something to object to (Copy and paste this into your profile if you wish to join the dark side)

This was copied and pasted from DarkRock, I take no claim of it

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits.

IF WARRIOR CATS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK EVER COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy then paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever cut and pasted cut and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

If you think warriors is the best books of all copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! (I actually prefer Leafpool, and why do people hate Nightcloud? She isn't a bad guy! And its Crowfeather who decided to USE her instead of actually LOVE her just to cover up for HIS mistakes! She didn't deserve that, nor did she deserve a son like Breezepelt, so I am happy that Breezy turned good. But seriously, there is NOTHING wrong with Nightcloud!)

If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to get up early and go to school, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your best friend's mom thinks your other best friend is a whack job, copy and paste this on your profile.

This was copied and pasted from Natureboy3's profile. I take no claim of it.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious about why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this won't repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when you're about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity. :D

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. I think my work here is done.

I love you is 8 letters, so is BULLSH*T.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China…

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Just when I think you've said the most stupid thing ever you keep on talking.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Sense is like cheesecake...I don't have any

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why the hell do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Come to the dork side. We have pi.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Somehow, in some way, that was all your fault.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Please, do learning good, for our futures.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the least.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water!

Words hurt as much as weapons? Lets test it. You'll shout, I'll shoot you with a crossbow

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