Hello my fellow mortals! So happy that you decided to drop by! If ya wanna read more about my lovely self, then you are more than welcome to, but if not, then you can use the handy dandy scroll down thingy on the right side of your screen and find a story ya wanna read! Simple as that, my friends!

So, you wanna know more about me, huh? Well, hmm... let's see...

Name: Aviela Worthington

Age: 17

Date of Birth: May 28, 1990

Favorite Movies: Newsies, Titanic, Pirates of the Carribean, Blood Diamond, Runaway Jury, One Night with the King, Marvin's Room, Pride and Prejudice, and so on and so fourth...

Favorite Musicals: Wicked, Newsies, Music Man, Phantom of the Opera, and many many more

Favorite Authors: Karen Kingsbury, Deborah White Smith, Donita K. Paul, etc etc etc...

Favorite Pastimes: Writing and Reading and listening to music! (isn't that everyones?)

Oh, and the biggest thing about me is that I'm a Christian. Jesus saved my life. He's the center and has given me everything that is most important to me... my family, my friends, my faith, and my talents. PRAISE HIM FOREVER AND EVER!

And just in case you want to read on... I have some of my very favorite quotes here. The list will grow/shrink as the days go on... so you can look some other time and maybe it will be different. Well... enjoy... especially if you like to laugh. Oh, and you must understand, that unless the place that these quotes came from is on my fav. list, I'm not recommending them. I may have just heard the quote somewhere or seen it on another site or something... so I am not recommending you watch/read/listen to any of the following movies, musicals, or stories. But I'm not saying you shouldn't either. I think you understand what I mean. So, yeah... read on!

Quotes from Movies and Musicals:

Cutter: ...because it isn't enough to just make something disappear... you have to bring it back.

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Jack Dawson: When you've got nothing... you've got nothing to lose.

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Jack Dawson: I love waking up in the morning not knowing what's gonna happen or, who I'm gonna meet, where I'm gonna wind up... I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you... to make each day count.

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Jack Dawson: You jump, I jump... remember?

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Elizabeth: There will come a time when you’ll have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack Sparrow: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Racetrack: ‘ey, look at dis. ‘Baby Born with Two Heads’… must be from Brooklyn.

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Spot: Yer honor I object!

Judge: On what grounds?

Spot: On the grounds of Brooklyn...

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Dodedodedodedoooo!

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King Xerxes: Of all commodities love is the most cheaply purchased.
Queen Esther: If it is for sale, my lord, it is not love.

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Hadassah: You think I'm a child? (laughs) You are wrong. I am much younger than that!

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Elphaba: Well, we can’t all come and go by bubble…

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Fiyero: I see that once again the responsibility of corrupting my fellow classmates falls to me.

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Truman Capote: I’m indestructible, much to everyone’s regret.

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Richard: Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay?

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Dupree: The doc says most of my injuries are emotional.

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Jack Sparrow: Look, an undead monkey!

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John Wilmot: You must acquire the habit of ignoring those who do not like you.

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Chef Didier: The secret of life is butter.

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Juliet: You kiss by th' book.

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Romeo: Give me my sin again...

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Juliet: I have forgot why I did call thee back.

Romeo: Let me stand here till thou remember it.

Juliet: I shall forget, to have thee still stand there...

Romeo: And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget...

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Romeo: Let me be ta'en; let me be put to death... Come death and welcome! Juliet wills it so.

Quotes from my life:

Charlie: Dang it! I can’t find a picture of him!

Me: Of who?

Charlie: ‘Said’ senior that I like.

Me: Well, technically, you can’t say ‘said’ senior, because in order to have been ‘said’ you would have had to have told me who ‘said’ person is… and you haven’t.

Charlie: Aw! But I like saying ‘said’!

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Me: This rootbeer tastes like those fake rootbeer candy thingies. I better pour it on some of these flowers and make sure it’s okay… oh my gosh…. It just killed the flowers!

Charlie: Avie... STOP DRINKING THAT!

Me: No… I like it!

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Hazel: Frolic with me friend… frolic!

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Sheri: (in reference to tennis) When I’m up at the net, I just get so excited! I wanna slam it in their face!

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Charlie: I can’t imagine Hazel not getting asked to homecoming. She’s just so… prancy!

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Sunshine: (seeing me in a homecoming dress) Oooo! I love your cleavage!

Me: Thank you. Wait... WHAT!

Sunshine: I TOTALLY didn't mean to say that. I meant to say dress... really.

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Ebony: (after giving a lesson on how God works everything together for good, so we should trust him when bad things happen) This is a lot easier said than done. I mean, I'm sure that as you're sitting in the boiling pot of water you're not thinking, "Well, maybe I'll make a nice meal for someone one day!" ... Not that God wants to eat you or anything... o dear...

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Charlie: BUTT SPASM!

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Sunshine: Down girls down! Sometimes they get a little naughty.

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Squirt: I'm gonna bite you!

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Me: (while walking through the mall) Did you see that lady? She was petting a Simba stuffed animal and mumbling to it!

Charlie: You're one to talk. Weren't we the ones just talking to fictional characters on the phone?

Me: Yeah, but we weren't petting them.

Charlie: If I had a Skittery doll... I would pet it!

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Hazel: horrified gasp Did you think I meant that in a sexual context!?!

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Sunshine: Hey, do you have three sleeping bags?

Me: Uh, no. Only two.

Sunshine: Awww. If you did, then we could all get in them and crawl around pretending we were inch worms!

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Charlie: Um... there's supposed to be a question mark after that.

Me: Thank you o grammar guru.

Charlie: Grammar QUEEN. I prefer a title of royalty.

Sunshine: How 'bout Grammar Cheiftan? Hoo ha ha!

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Sunshine: This would be awkward even if I were a girl! pause Wait...

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Rose: (while waiting for the person on the third line to pick up) singing random nonsense

Me: Rose... I love it that you come with your own background music.

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Me: (while watching boys line up on a wall to have a soccer ball kicked at them) Sun... you're boyfriend's an idiot.

Sunshine: Shut up.

Me: If he were a real man... he'd face the other way.

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(only those present can really appreciate the hilariousness of this all)

Quotes from Fan Fiction:

You know that evil, slimy Delancey smirk? It's like, there's Jack's smirk, which we all wish we could do, 'cause goils faint every time he does it, and then there's the Delancey smirk that makes goils turn and run 'cause they think they're gonna get violated. ~ Taken from“Yeah, Well I Hope You Die” by Brunette

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"You might be the dumbest person I know, and, let's face it, I know Crutchy." ~ Taken from "Damespeak” by Brunette

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I guess that’s the explanation for why the two of them fight so much. Spot Conlon never had a chance to be young and Jack Kelly’s never going to grow up. ~ Taken from “New Age” by percussion

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Spot tilted his head to the side. The twitching of his fingers and the sudden grinding of his teeth conveyed the erruption of temper in his small body, but his voice was cool and commanding as an order from a general of a winning battalion:

"Get out 'a my harbor."

Skittery was in no mood for it. Here he was, the only part of his day that wasn't absolute mental anguish, and who but Spot Conlon was there to ruin it. And now what? …Conlon could play king with the dumb little boys around him, but Skittery had had enough…Before he knew what he was doing, the built-up irritation within him took Spot Conlon by the shoulders and shoved him right off the docks, into the shock of cold water below. Skittery turned away in pure satisfaction, meandering nonchalantly down the docks towards his shoes… He reached down and gripped the worn leather in his hand just as the Brooklynite reached the surface, sputtering for air and enough curses. Skittery wasn't the type to withhold a chuckle.

"Get out 'a your own damn harbor." ~ Taken from “Virgin Eyes” by Brunette

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“You don't own everything, Spot – or everyone.”

“It's my world – ya just live in it, baby." ~ Taken from "Frozen Pulses Flutter" by Quirky Del

Random Quotes:

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Mondays are awful ways to spend 1/7th of your life.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. (can I hear an AMEN!)

Everyone is entitled to be stupid… but some abuse the priviledge.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. They spend the second half telling us to sit down and shut up.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

Not all men are annoying… some are dead.

Words of Wisdom:

Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

When you don’t know what to do… walk fast and look worried.

Seek first to understand... then to be understood.