Hello everyone! I’m new to this whole fanfiction thing so please bare with me lol. I’m 13 and will be writing Httyd/rtte/DOB stories and oneshots. I will be taking requests if I’m popular enough... ANYWAYS, hope you enjoy my writings!

A/N: I'm currently writing my own book at the moment so that is taking up a lot of my time but i will try my best to post often. I might post a sneak peek of it so i can get some feedback from any of you great writers out there! :)

Also plz, plz, plz remember that I live on a barn with 60 horses, and 2 of my own that need attention. I’m also put in charge of training other horses from time to time. And it’s my job to feed the horses day and night, as well as work 2 days a week. AND inside the house I have a pig, a dog, a cat, and a snake. So basically all I’m trying to say is my life’s crazy, and if I don’t update for a week or two it means I’ve had a hectic week at the barn. Thank you for understanding(:

RULES:

1. Only k rated stuff. T for violence

2. Nothing inappropriate

3. No bad language of any kind

4. Only hiccstrid pairing.

5. I will do lots of cute father/son and hiccup/toothless bonding stuff so be warned!

I love my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He commited no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today...

"He is not here, for He is risen."

I am Christian.

And very proud of it. :)

(thank you the dreaming dragon for this amazing quote)

Favorite Httyd/rtte quotes

Snotlout: “I hate you, you know that.”

Hiccup: “yes, I am aware of that.”

Tuff: “hey! Your dragon just shot at us.”

Hiccup: “yes I know. I told him to.”

“I am hurt! I am very much hurt!”

Tuff: “I regret nothing!”

Ruff: “I regret everything!”

“No regrets!”

“I gave up thinking a long time ago, never been happier.”

“That, my friend, is a fashion pho pa”

“The chicken is not amused”

Ruff: “finders keepers”

Tuff: “losers..uh, losers don’t get this, cus it’s way to cool for a loser.”

“Scarf exit!”

“What? Hiccup Willed it to me. He said if anything were to happen to him the leg would be bequeathed to one Tuffnut Lavern Thorston”

“Tears”

Tuff: “Since it’s going to be a bloody wedding, I don’t think white linen is the way to go.”

Ruff: “definitely something that compliments red.”

Tuff: “a forest green might be nice, really a dark, dark forest green. Something where you can’t see the evidence..of a murder.”

“Ruffnut soon-to-be-thorston”

“Look at how elegantly she-woah! Plunged the sword right through dager’s heart.”

“Mala, queen of the great protecter, and someday half berserker and soontobeslayerofthederanged”

Tuff: “well, you’ll be waiting a long time bc I’ll have gotten there before you and taken a nap, on a hammock. While you’re toiling and struggling to finish the trials. Ha!”

Ruff: “ya finished?”

Tuff: “and then, once i woke up again, I would go and get the book and put it on my chest and fall back asleep again so that if I woke up a third time I cloud read...yes now I’m finished”

“She-beast”

“It’s all good in the archipelahood!”

“you think he talks a lot you have no idea. try spending time with me. Ya that’s right. I’m world-ranked and peer-reviewed as the best blatherer in the archipelago”

“I demand an apology forthwith, henceforth, and with force”

“You’ve been holding a peg blade? I hope you have a permit for that”

"I'm officially out of the dragon business. And the sister business, the dragon and sister business...The dristisernes..."

"I don't think he likes you in his hole."

"Passed over for the skinny blonde? Been there"

Hiccup: "Well, this must be the place. Why else would someone build a wall in the middle of the woods?"

Tuff: "Uh, duh. To keep out the other trees"