I don't really know how this profile thing is supposed to work. So I'm just going to list off a whole bunch of things I like or dislike for now and maybe I'll edit it later.

My favorite live action TV show currently airing is probably going to have to be Star Trek Discovery. My second favorite is The Orville. My favorite animated show is obviously Ducktales. If you’ve seen it you know why. It’s filled the Gravity Falls void in my heart quite nicely.

I seriously dug The Clone Wars. I am beyond pumped it’s coming back. Rebels was a heck of a lot of fun. I enjoyed that greatly. Haven’t gotten into The Resistence yet, but I imagine I will eventually.

My favorite sci-fi show of all time not Trek is Firefly, followed by the first three seasons of the new Battlestar Galactica. BSG Blood and Chrome entertained the heck out of me. I am four seasons into Babylon 5 and I can’t bring myself to watch the last one because then it’s over.

I have developed a greater appreciation for fan-films. Go to YouTube and watch A Typical Tuesday and Casey Jones right now! Also watch Star Trek Continues and Star Trek Phase II/New Voyages. Stunning work.

Joss Whedon’s Serenity was fantastic! Like, way better than Revenge of the Sith, which was good. Watching RoTS as the series finale of The Clone Wars makes it fantastic though. I love The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi. A lot.

My favorite Star Trek was DS9, followed by TNG.

I liked Angel's show better than Buffy's, but liked the Scoobies more than the Fang Gang.

Toast is great as part of a complete breakfast, but poor on its own. Unless you sprinkle the butter with sugar.

My favorite movie of all time is Who Framed Roger Rabbit, followed by Ghostbusters.

My favorite Star Wars movie was A New Hope, followed by The Empire Strikes back. Which works, chronologically speaking.

My favorite Pixar film is the Incredibles, followed by Wall-E. Toy Story 3 made me cry and I am man enough to admit it.

Spider-Man 3 was very disappointing. I don’t feel the Rami films have aged well at all. Mary Jane was sorely miscast. Kirsten Dunst was not right for the part of MJ. Toby wasn’t funny in the slightest. Spidey’s quick wits and witty witticisms are so important to his character. I saw none of that with him. The saving grace of the trilogy was that one Sandman scene and Alfred Molina’s stupendous Doc Ock. The Amazing Spider-Man was very well cast. The movie as a whole did have a lot of issues though. I never even saw ASM2. Spider-Man: Homecoming was damned near perfect. Into the Spider-Verse, conversely, was actually perfect. I desperately want a Spider-Ham spin-off movie. Not to mention a Spider-Man Noir one. But only if Nic Cage voices him!

X-Men: The Last Stand started out very strong, but quickly fell apart as it devolved into the I Love Wolverine and Let's Kiss Halli Berri's Ass movie. I have gross issues with the ending. Happily the X-Men franchise redeemed itself with fair like Deadpool and Logan. The First Class reboots were fun times too.

TMNT was awesome. The CGI Nickelodeon Turtles show was excellent. At first I had hoped for a more serious adaptation of my beloved shell heads. Then I suddenly got it. I mean wow! How about them last few episodes before they went on to Tales of the TMNT! Speaking of, why don’t we have an Usagi Yojimbo show?

The new Doctor Who is masterfully done on a level that few shows can hope to match. Eleven was brilliant. Twelve was too. Hell yes Jodi Wittaker. Torchwood became a show so different from its parent program, it is unfair to compare them. This is a good thing. Children of Earth was sensational, and Miracle Day shaped up quite nicely, to my great delight. Bill Pullman is terribly creepy in it. The ending of that series screams for a sequel. I hope we get one one day before John Barrowman is too old to play the immortal Captain Jack. I miss Elisabeth Sladen. The Sarah-Jane Adventures was fantastic.

Sonic is better than Mario. Mario's games are better, but what other mascot can survive more than a decade of mediocrity but still retain a rabid, albeit nostalgic, fan base? Probably Mario, but I just love that damned hedgehog okay? The forthcoming movie looks...bad. Why the hell would you go live action for a blue hedgehog with super speed? I’m hoping Illumination’s Mario movie fares better.

My favorite Zelda game is Ocarina of Time, followed by Twilight Princess. I admit I have yet to play them all.

My favorite writer is Neil Gaiman, followed by Allan Moore. I also enjoyed the Ender series and thus Orson Scott Card as well. Though I don't agree with his religious beliefs and how prevalent they are becoming in his writings, that has no bearing on how much I respect his great talent. Still, i stopped about halfway through the Ender’s Shadow series. It got to be too much.

My favorite comic artist is Jack "The King" Kirby (August 28, 1917 – February 6, 1994), followed by Mike Weiringo (June 24, 1963 – August 12, 2007). Jeff Smith of Bone fame is worth mentioning too. Also Mark Bagley.

My favorite superhero is Batman, followed by Spider-Man

I didn't care for Smallville at all. Arrow has its ups and downs. It’s on an up swing this season. Flash is generally fun. Supergirl is a delight. Legends of Tomorrow is clearly the greatest time traveling superhero adventure show not featuring a regenerating double hearted alien.

Batman: The Animated Series is the best television adaptation of ANY comic book ever. The Spectacular Spider-Man could've been better had it not been dropped in favor of the vastly different Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon. I can respect it has fans, and for good reason, but I did not enjoy the program myself. Though they did tackle the Spider-Verse first, and did it well. Superman: The Animated Series is a damned fine program and the best animated take on the character still. Gargoyles also deserves special mention. As does Young Justice and the Green Lantern cartoon, both of which were canceled. I’m seriously considering subscribing to DC Universe just to watch Young Justice: Outsiders.

Voltron? Awesome. Transformers? Freaking awesome. Go-Bots? Hell yes. I love me some Cy-Kill and Leader One!

Tetris. 'Nuff said.

I like Futurama better than the Simpsons.

My favorite sitcom is probably Scrubs. I really, really loved How I Met Your Mother for a long time. Some of the later seasons got wicked bogged down in itself. Though it had gotten much better as it progressed. I was not thrilled with how they handled the titular Mother. Cougar Town is also excellent, but I haven’t seen the last season. Big Bang Theory can go to hell. That garbage show still thinks society hates and looks down on us nerds and that we’re all awkward weirdos. It is patently offensive to me.

I have mad love for Sherlock, yet I also appreciate Elementary as a well acted, if only decently written show. I do not like the RDJ's movies that much however.

My favorite comedian is Lewis Black, Followed by Christopher Titus.

I liked the Lord of the Rings movies, but felt the books were long winded. Tolkien’s writing style was dry, like a text book. The Hobbit movies were fun, if a bit shallow. The first one, An Unexpected Journey, was just loads of fun, even if it did give birth to an annoying meme. I honestly can’t remember much about the other two.

I liked the first two Riddick movies. Though the art direction in the Chronicles of Riddick was terrible and the less said about the animated one the better. Escape From Butcher Bay was fantastic by the way. The third Riddick movie may be good. I still haven’t seen it.

Joss Whedon is a really smart guy. I can’t wait to see what he does with Batgirl!

George Lucus is too. He just needs to get some help on with his dialogue and relearn how to write a believable human being.

Veronica Mars is the best show featuring a plucky blonde detective ever. Boo that it got canceled. Yay it got a movie! Yay it’s coming back! Squee! I haven’t seen more than one episode of The Good Place though.

My favorite flavor of ice-cream is vanilla. Chocolate is overrated as a frozen dairy treat. Thank science for Lactaid Ice-Cream.

Water is the bestest, most refreshing beverage I know of. I’m also currently in love with sparkling flavored water.

My favorite comic book of all time is Bone, followed by Sandman. But sometimes I feel it might be the other way around. Loved Invincible and Ultimate Spider-Man.

Macs forever! Windows never!

My favorite martian is Marvin, followed by J'onn J'onzz.

Farscape was seriously underrated.

SG-1 will forever go down in sci-fi history as an amazing show. Atlantis became a fantastic show as well. Universe was just boring. Didn’t see the prequel series.

Sporks are a marvel of modern science.

Milk is great with cookies, even better with cereal, but kinda gross on its own.

Apple juice over orange's.

Apple sauce is disgusting and weird.

Cream soda tastes terrible. Root beer for life!

My favorite anime is Cowboy Bebop, followed closely by Trigun. Evangelion frightened and bewildered me.

The winner of a grudge match between Sarah Gellar, Kristen Bell, and Katie Sackhoff, would be us, the viewers.

The new Slayers series were extremely entertaining. Xellos is scary.

I found Tron: Legacy a fine, fun movie. Worthy of a sequel. Tron: Uprising is also quite good. It deserves a second season to tie everything up.

Marvel's movie universe is just a great thing to have happened. Every movie in it has been well done and the Avengers was well worth the wait. I will likely cry like baby during Endgame.

Harry Potter's movie franchise is phenomenal in the sense that there was no bad movie ever made for it. Even Bond and Star Wars have to own up to "Moonraker" and what the Gungans did to "The Phantom Menace".

Spam is delicious, but I must now settle for low sodium Spam.

In my humble opinion, cats are awesome but I think I want a dog now.

While I'm just a fat fanboy who, at the age of four saw Star Wars for the first time and was lost to the world speculative fiction forever, I actually have a hot wife. I know! I don't believe it either!

Thanks for spending some time with me.