Profile of: Owner of Gaara's soul

Aka: Catsura

Email: mental_anxienty@ (DO NOT USE THE ONE I HAVE SET AS MY REPLY ONE UNLESS I ERASE THIS MESSAGE)

(And if you e-mail me, please state your user name)

Little about me…

Hair col.: natural: dishwater blond, Current: Blood red.

Style: Sasuke’s chicken ass style, but it looks good on me.

Eye col.: Hazel green

Skin col.: olive, closer to white, but a good sun tan no spray on shit.

Sex: Female

Age: nonya buisiness

Sexuality: straight.

Guy preferences:

Goth/ punk, Funny (I like most senses of humor), Naruto lover and a lover of Yaoi.

Personal Bio.:

I am a Naru/Gaa/Naru freak, Though I do like most Naru/? /Naru pairings, I absolutely hate Naru/Lee Naru/Choji and Naru/Girl pairings. The longest story I have ever written is “40 Little Stupid Things” (Humor). I can not write a story that is super serious. I have to have ¾ of the chapter funny or I just feel like a stoic prick like Sasuke. And the story with the most reviews is once again, “40 Little Stupid Things”. As you can tell I love romance and humor. And I have yet to get a flame I am aware about, Yaaaaaaay Meeeeeee! And I watch too much TV.

Fav. Quotes: (I copied most from other people)

smart stupid whats the difference?-me

SASUKE'S HAIR IS FWOOSH!-cleo

SASUKE'S HAIR IS FLUFFY!-cleo again

Bug!-cleo

mustard!-my reply.

leave me alone before i rip out your eyes shove them down your throat and slit yer throat so you can watch yourself bleed to death!

-Reese

I will get out my pocket knife gut you like a fish and hang you with yer own intestine!-me (to reese)

What the hell?-(reese's response)

You are so troublesome- Reese/Shikamaru (aka: my nickname)

dumbass-me

snicker-me

Sasuke has an invisible stick stuck up his ass! Hurry lets help him!-me

BAM and the bastards are gone!-Sasuke/me

Why are you hugging me?-Gaara

No reason.-me

Well stop-Gaara

No you like it!-me

C-chan owns nothing except, a kitchen full of ramen, Gaara's sand, creepy dark voice AND SAUSKE'S SOUL!-Isaac (my OC)

I own his hair gel too.-me

I'm not gonna even bother.-Sauske

Gaara stop strangling Naruto with my sand!-me

Your sand?-Gaara

I paid for it bitch!-Me

Shit puts Naruto down-Gaara

things i hate:

Sasuke

crazy yaoi fangirls.

ITACHI'S SPEEDO! (actually thats more scary) PM me if you agree

‘I like to scare old people’

‘Parents are annoying, but they give you money.’

‘Gaara smells like headphones.’

‘Ben’s a KUNG FU KAT!’

‘20 things you should never yell at Kankuro.

KITTY MAAAAAAAAN! KANKURO CARRIES A DOLL! PREGNANT COW MAN! FAT CAT MAAAAAAAN! FAT PREGNANT COW-KITTY DOLL-CARRYING MAAAAAAAN! YOUR’E FAT! YOUR MOM’S FAT! GAARA’S FAT! TEMARI’S FAT. WHORE! I LOVE YOU! LET ME KISS YOU! PLEASE! THAT PAINT ON YOUR FACE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD CRAPPED THERE! DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH A CAN OF PURPLE PAINT? I LIKE YOR DOLL! I LIKE YOUR EARS KITTY MAN! DO YOU LIKE PIE KITTY MAN? PURPLE KITTY MAAAAAAAAN! KANKURO MAKE’S OUT WITH PURPLE PAINT!’

‘Then Temari gave birth to blue spotted kittens’

'It's mind over matter I don't mind cause you don't matter.'

'Just 'cause I'm standin' here doesn't meen I'm listening'

'Curiosity killed the cat, but fullfilment brought it back'

' A wise man once said, ' go ask a woman.' '

' You're a failure at life... just go die...'

' Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.'

' When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.'

' I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.'

' Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.'

' They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?'

' Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?'

' I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.'

' Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.'

' Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.'

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

' I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.'

' Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died.'

' Saying I'm a bad guy is just a good guys opinion.'

'Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.'

'3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.'

'The sun will come out tomorrow...or else it will be really cold.'

'You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.'

'You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.'

'Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.'

'Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over.'

'Every time you call Al a robot. God kills a kitten.'

'I was un-cool before un-cool was cool.'

'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.'

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

"You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth."

"Hey, Shippo, your village called, they said they're missing their idiot."

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"

"I'm not racist...I hate everyone equally."

"I can multitask...I can breath, talk, and annoy you at the same time."

"You loser."

'When my teacher is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!'

'(T.T) Oh God we've finally lost her...'

'Annoying the world one person at a time...'

"What is the point of life if it is just our fate to die."

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

'If you put your laptop computer on your desk, why dont you put your desktop computer on your lap?'

'When a cannibal goes on a diet do they stick to midgets?'

'There is nothing scarier than your grandma telling you she's wearing a thong'

"Temari gave birth to spotted blue kittens with Hyuuga-enhanced eyes that looked just like Lee. Kiba ran away with a pack of wolves and Kyuubi works as an escort in Sound." 'This Can't Be Happening' by Eien-no-Ren

'This is NARUTO time, meaning you SHUT UP and listen!'

'I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.'

'I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?'

'yesterday someone broke my heart, today i broke thier skull.'

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference"

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fed up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"COME SPARKLES, WE SHALL DESTROY CANADA"

"one by one the penguins slowly steal my sanity..." wristband...

" NO! I didnt stab him , I was carving a turkey and , he ran into my knife...10 times..."

When life hates you, and you hate life ATTACK THE MIMES!

Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts.

Look it's the Amityville Toaster! make breakfast spooky!!

So PM me if your bored, have ideas for my stories or just wanna be friends or talk

WARNING: I am crazy and I do bite, hard, please keep behind the yellow tape. (now place yellow tape 5' away from your computer)