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Joined 01-08-07, id: 1191427, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

It's safe to say I'm just an average girl. I'm in the military. I'm a theatre junkie. I love my dog, friends, and books. I'm a dreamer. I love to sing, write, and get lost in fictional worlds. And, I look hot in my uniform... Oh, okay. Maybe not.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
No One But Us by sondragonfly reviews
"In spite of it all, we would always return to each other, to this little clearing. Alone together here, nothing else mattered. No one else mattered. No one but us." DMPP. Conversations during their years at Hogwarts. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4785 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
What Seems Like Forever by Peevesthepoltergeist reviews
A story of Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy, beginning as almost-innocent children, revealing their lives of not entirely darkness and deceit, and ending when death do they part. Familiar characters included, especially Severus Snape. Non DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 280,255 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
It's Fun to Stay at the YMCA by Emma Hardy reviews
Edward is a personal trainer at the Y, and Bella is trying desperately to fit into the designer jeans Alice gave her. What will happen when Jasper recommends him to her? LEMONADE! B/E...seriously, SUCH sour lemonade, kids. READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Impossibility of Surviving by Simply Emma reviews
AU: Bella was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up locked away from the world in a basement with very little hope of escaping, that is until Edward Masen stumbles upon her case. Is survival really ever possible though after all that? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Confusion and Devotion by Lupus reviews
AU: Bella is bitten by Victoria in Phoenix and goes to live with Charlie after Renee and Phil are murdered. She meets Edward and he doesn't realize she is a vampire because of her human traits. She is still his singer. Can they ever be together? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Flirting Fiascos by Anastasia Juliet Roman reviews
A shirtless George, swooning Alicia? What more could you ask for? Alicia & George are partners in flirting. But when will they realize they're meant for each other? Will Fred's plan ruin everything? ASGW My 1st fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,466 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 104 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Peacemaker by RomansGirl reviews
Can one girl bring peace between mortal enemies? Will love and friendship survive? First ever fanfic. Starts after Edward left Bella. New Moon spoilers. All characters belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
Distractions by Skittlehog reviews
There's something going on between Fred and Angelina that is causing Angie's studying habits to suffer. It isn't distraction, it's A to the T to the T R A C T I O N to the A to the T to the...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
Where Have You Been by Eruaphadriel reviews
Death. Lies. Loyalty. Love. There is a thin line between love and hate. When George discovers the truth behind a Slytherin secret will he be able to save Alicia and prevent the beginning of a new war? Or will death leave a permanent mark?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,798 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - George W., Alicia S.
Twists in the road by OrbThesela reviews
AU DP fic, rated M for language. On Draco and Pansy's wedding day, something happens which shakes Draco to the core. Someone from the past rears his head, causing trouble for Draco and his friends. Will Draco's life ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,634 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
I Know We're Cool by sondragonfly reviews
“‘I’m glad to see that you’re happy, Pansy.’ I can tell that you’re sincere, and for some unknown reason, my heart clenches.” Draco & Pansy reconnect after ten years of estrangement despite the troubled history between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Just One Week by Emerin reviews
What happened to what I ache for?Nine golden years,a crack in my sphere.What else is there...?There is no more that I can go.Too many bad secrets,too.I don't know what more to ask for...I was given just one week.XPansyDracoX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
More Than Anything by Conqueror Worm reviews
.What do you want more than anything? This ONESHOT catches glimpses of interactions between Pansy and Draco, all revolving around this question. From 4th year to the end of sixth. A different portrayal of Draco. PPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
He Never Says He Loves Her by Ormandria reviews
He never says he loves her. It just wasn't in his nature. One ChapterOne Shot. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Miss Anthrope reviews
There was a good reason why Draco always enjoyed fighting with Pansy. Frankly, it was because of what it usually led to in the end. Warning: heavy snogging abounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
In Love and War by Ruthless Toothless reviews
Draco and Pansy Fic. DracoPansy.Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are like two peas in a pod. Like Signs usually repel but when they collide, they collide hard. Draco Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Nervous Antics by you're my Star reviews
[DP] 'Most guys would be happy to wake up and find a girl in their bed.' 'Most guys don’t have to listen to you blabber on mindlessly every single day of their lives.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Scarf by AngelloreXx reviews
Pansy loves the winter: the long and heavy robes, the woolen gloves. Pansy loves scarves. [DracoPansy]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen by you're my Star reviews
Until then, she'd always thought of being a Death Eater as a glamorous opportunity. DMPP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Chaffinch in the Crab Apples by Chicklepea reviews
Pansy Parkinson is Daphne Greengrass’s best friend. Daphne Greengrass is dating Draco Malfoy. A tale of betrayal, love and loss of friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Epic by TruelyAlive reviews
Draco Malfoy's sixth year at Hogwarts, and his life following. Rated for possible later chapters, DracoPansy pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P.
This Is My Idea by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Draco and Pansy are forced to spend summers together since they have been set up for marriage since the were born. After all these years, can hate turn to love? Based on This Is My Idea from The Swan Princess.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Fallen Leaves by luvin-it reviews
Like fallen leaves, they used to live… Like fallen leaves, they had flown away. [AliciaGeorge]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Alicia S., George W.
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Always On My Mind reviews
Hiatus. Being revised. Bella Swan couldn’t be happier with her life: she’s got a great roommate and job, a playful dog, and she’s in her last year of college. But something is missing and she thinks she might have just found...him. AUH. Canon
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Tense reviews
Edward and Bella fly to Jacksonville to break some news to Renee. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
I Know You reviews
They teased and taunted. They grew up and they learned to love. DracoPansy drabble. All dialogue. A bit fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete