...i'm a big accidently on purpose fan, and they are based off the two personas SLIGHTLY. and by SLIGHTLY i mean if Pyro had a car, they'd be putting crabs in it.
Kirk obviously fancies Chekov, but Sulu will kill him if he tries anything." Ever wondered what the crew is up to behind closed pod bay doors? Consider yourself warned. Slash, parody, and utter insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Jedidiah and Octavius discover something strange in the middle of the Hall of Miniatures. Turning it on causes some confusion for the two small men. Rated M for lyrics.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G.
"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
After a brief excursion on an alien plianet reverses the aging process and turns the landing party into toddlers, it's up to McCoy to save the day without losing his sanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
You can’t really decide who to fall in love with. In modern day, the magic Carpet is just finding this out. Thankfully, he has Genie and Iago to show him the way to romance…but carpets aren't real living things. And you thought *your* relationship was odd
He couldn't let Adrian's new utopia exist, not when it was built on millions of bodies. Not when it was built on hers. As he tries to make his way back to America his mind is overcome with thoughts of the only 'good woman' he had ever known.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Bobby and Marie have had a child together but now Bobby and John are a couple. How does John cope when he is left alone with the baby? Five short little stories. PyroIceman
During Magneto's recruiting for the Brotherhood, Pyro encounters Soul-seer, a young woman that possesses exceptionally extraordinary gifts. The bond they eventually form brings Pyro to the realization that some life-lessons are more valuable than others.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Pyro, Erik L./Magneto
I'm not very good at being funny, usually. But I think this ATU parody thing turned out pretty well. No flames, por favor! Rated T for language and stuff.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
previously called twenty ways to drive captain jack sparrow insane. Does exactly what it says on the tin, a list of things that you could do to drive our beloved Sparrow slowly insane.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
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A.U Post-Everything Changes John sets out to college, thinking his days of terrorism are behind him. But when he meets and falls for a human, he learns that things aren't quite as finished as he had hoped. Pyro/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,563 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Pyro
Fred's mission is complete. It's time to come home... not that anyone bothered to warn Birkhoff. Sequeal to Statue. Birkhoff/OC Rating subject to change.
*VINDICATED SEQUEL* Carrie's back in town with her super team, The Vixens, in tow. But between her ties to Chris D'Amico, her father's new promotion and reformed mobsters on her tail, Carrie, is well, screwed. RMOC, DrGOC, BGOC, ToddOC, IMOC
It was just supposed to be a few snap shots...a teenager with no desire to be a super hero gets, more or less, bribed into being one. Red Mist/OC. M for cussing, and mild violence.
A woman shows up where she doesn't belong and with her past with the team, it can only mean bad news. Eames/OC. Oneshot inspired by aeolytheis' Dreaming of You vid.
Eames has been in love with the same woman since he was a teenager. Too bad she's married now. Too bad they can't let each other go. Eames/OC -Oneshot-
Her scent alerted him of her presence before her voice did. A faint hint of peppermint filled the room just before she chirped. "Hey, B." Birkhoff/OC, TwoShot.
Very AU. Pyro wants to learn where he comes from. Turns out to be a couple mutants working for the military...specifically the Merc With the Mouth. Deadpool/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,963 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Pyro - Complete
Six years after Freeze Ray, Penny and Toad have pretty much forgotten each other. Too bad the FoH decided to start using human women as lab rats and the Brotherhood and X-Men have to come in to save them. Follow up to LD and FR Toad/OC *HIATUS*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Toad
-Onshot- When Toad and Multiple Man are forced to spy on the FoH, Mort gets stuck with laundry duty. Not that he doesn't find the time he spends with the human girl... interesting. Toad/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Toad - Complete