What the crap are YOU doing here? What do you want from me?!! Oh. I remember now. Sorry. Hey, get your bum back in here and sit down.

They tell me that in the space I put down information about myself, and I suppose that since they're having me I should do what they want. Seeing as I never update...

Hi, hello, my name is Ash! Kyubii-Ash, if you want to get technical. For the curious, my real name is Ashvoice suddenly goes silent. There. Now you know. Stop saying I didn't say anything. Seriously, you're weirding me out.

I write fanfiction for a surprisingly unvaried number of fandoms. These include Naruto, currently what I'm most prolific in, and the occasional Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy Seven, as well as the occaisional misc. fic. I'm just your basic Wapanese Animu fanbrat, I suppose. Except, I spell better. I started out in the fandom with InuYasha. Or maybe it was Pokemon. Whatever.

If you want to see any of my earlier fics, not that there's that many to choose from, I suggest you got to my livejournal. It even has the same name, with the hyphen replaced by an underscore. See how easy this is? I don't even have to give you a link, because you're intelligent human beings:D

As far as favorite characters for my favorite fandom, AKA Naruto, and the pairings, I like some what most people would call "da canon gays lolz!! XD" These are also known as Itachi x Kisame, Kakuzu x Hidan, Deidara x Tobi, Naruto x Gaara... the like. Mostly, I like them because of the slightly canon basis. Hey. At least they don't hate each other. I also like a few not-so-canon... or maybe I just think they're freakier than the normal pairings. These include but are not limited to, Uchihacest and Hyuugacest. Yuri makes for a happy Ash. So does yaoi. Yup. One of those freakin' yaoi fangirls that fuck up your fandom. Rejoice! brick'd

A lot of my stories drift into the darker side of human nature. That, or they're funny. That's just about as varied as you get with me. Something that makes you emo, or something that makes you giggle, albeit probably nervously.

And that's about all you need to know about me!