If you question my content, chances are it's not mine.

If you abhor my content, chances are it's not mine.

If you are disgusted by my content, chances are it's not mine.

If you think my content is good, chances are it's not mine.

If you think my content is amazing, it's definitely not mine.

If my content is about Nokias and their apparent indestructibility... good job, you found one written by me.

TL/DR: Unless it's about how the Nokia is an indestructible weapon of unstoppable mass destruction and eternal despair, most of the stories here are either commisioned by friends who are too pussy to make their own accounts to post their fanfictions there, or requests from PMs. Yes, I accept requests. For free. So don't expect me to be all faithful to my account, I got shit to do irl.

And if you ask why I do this? Well, people have ideas that they don't wanna use cause they're afraid. Cause their ideas are either totally shit, fucked up, or just plain dumb. So someone's gotta be the one to take all the ideas and churn up actual content from said ideas. If you ask me, pretty much no one would be willing to do that kinda stuff. But I do.

Cause even if everyone don't wanna do it, someone's gotta do it.