38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Drive it like you stole it!

Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Don't follow in my footsteps—I walk into walls.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

You...

Hear a thunderstorm in the night-

Normal peeps: cuddle closer to their teddy bear

Ninjago fans: lean out of their window and shout, "Calm down, Jay! I'm trying to sleep!"

See a tsunami-

Normal peeps: sprint for higher ground

Ninjago fans: cheer because Nya just unlocked her true potential

Feel an earthquake-

Normal peeps: take cover and mutter, "Why me?"

Ninjago fans: take cover and mutter, "What now, Cole?"

See a picture of two dragons fighting-

Normal peeps: think, "Cool picture"

Ninjago fans: think back to the Final Battle

Go to a haunted house-

Normal peeps: scream at a guy dressed as Frankenstein

Ninjago fans: yawn and say, "It's not haunted if it doesn't turn you into a ghost"

Think about gold-

Normal peeps: think about gold coins

Ninjago fans: wonder if we'll ever see Golden Power again

When cleaning-

Normal peeps: listen to a popular song

Ninjago fans: listen to the Weekend Whip (or any song by the Fold)

Read this-

Normal peeps: will ignore this

Ninjago fans: shout, "Oh my First Spinjitzu Master! Why isn't this on my profile?!"

Ninja never quit. -All of the ninja at some point or another, Ninjago

That is not a coconut! -Zane, Ninjago

If we dwell to long on what's missing, we fail to see what can be gained. -Sensei Wu, Ninjago

We're a team, and that means we're all responsible. -Jay, Ninjago

Copy this oath if you love Ninjago

Normal peeps: I love that celebrity.

Ninjago fans: I think the ninja are cool.

Normal peeps: Gah magic is stupid.

Ninjago fans: I wish I could have an elemental power.

Normal peeps: I cant wait to grow up!

Ninjago fans: I like staying a kid.

Normal peeps: Goodness help me!!

Ninjago fans: First Spinjuitsu Master help!!

Normal peeps: I wish for...

Ninjago fans: Be careful what you wish for.

Normal peeps: I'll do it tomorrow.

Ninjago fans: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

Normal peeps: I GIVE UP.

Ninjago fans: Ninja never quit!!

Normal peeps: AHHH HELP ME!

Ninjago fans: Let's blow this popcicle stand!

Normal peeps: Anyone got any ideas?

Ninjago fans: Anyone got any bright ideas?

Normal peeps: I can't solve this math equation.

Ninjago fans: Zane told me this equals 0.98675432.

Normal peeps: Why would I repost this?

Ninjago fans: Because I love Ninjago!!

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

Kai

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Take their pictures as evidence! Duh!

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Probably pass me off as another crazy fan of theirs...who happens to have a camera.

4. What music does s/he listens to?

I like to think he's really into Country Music...

5. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Trading personalities...

6. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

Skales Jr.

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Turning evil

8. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

I would hope that the ninjas would coo like crazy and the little guy ran back to his parents...

9. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

Imposter-droids, technically I am a fan of all the ninjas, and these guys think they're nindroids.

10. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?

Pythor, he is pure evil!

11. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Kailor, Pixane, Jaya, MISAKO IS THE ONLY ONE FOR GARMADON! Okay I'm good.

12. Have any OCs?

Yes.

13. How many OCs?

Close to one hundred...give or take. Actually I never counted before...

14. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of.

Imagination!

15. What side would you join?

I will be CIVILIAN... unless my loved ones are threatened then I will try to use my powers to save them.

If you wanna be a Ninja, copy and past this onto your profile

Hi! I am placing this on the bottom to see who all actually reads through these things called profiles. My name is Ella Master of Imagination. You all may call me Ella for short. Um, yeah. I'll be doing random stories not sure how many I will have cause...you know...life in general. I am LDS so expect my highest rating to be a T.

Ella