Hey guys! My name is Mickie. I'm from Australia and I love to write stories and BTW I am addicted to HTTYD, Marvel, Harry Potter and emojis.

I don't know how long it will take me to update a chapter but please bear with me! BTW, I will NEVER EVER EVER write 'lemons' or 'limes' so don't ask me to. I also try to swear as little as possible so don't expect a lot of swearing.

All of you guys are so awesome and no matter what anybody says, remember; you are SPECIAL, you are LOVED and you are IRREPLACEABLE and I want you to tell yourself this every day, and never think otherwise! I'm not being cheesy when I tell you to be positive, because that is not who I am. I HATE being cheesy unless it is Hiccstrid but please remember that I know you have a purpose in this world and there's no one quite like you!

You guys ROCK!

So please remember:

1) Live life to the fullest!

2) Smile all the time!!

3) Continue to be you!!!

4) And last, but not least... BE A PINEAPPLE!!!! (Unless u can be a dragon, which is way cooler)

Listen, I've been getting a lot of rude comments on FF about my writing style and some have as far as to tell me to go kill myself. I don't appreciate the hate, so I'm taking a temporary Hiatus, possibly permanent if I find a less hateful writing platform. Sorry, but I don't enjoy being called an asshole or a whore or a slut or any other rude names you think you can just throw at me, and being told to go kill myself because it will apparently make everyone's lives easier really hurt my feelings. And to all those haters, please don't do this to anyone else, because you might not realise it, but you really hurt people when you say those things and no one else should have to go through that pain.

Merry Christmas!!!

Guestbusters by katurdi

If there's something strange,

On your review page.

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

If there's something rude,

And it don't look good.

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no guest

I ain't afraid of no guest

If you're notified,

With a strange reply.

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

If they demand you

To post something new.

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

I ain't afraid of no guest

I ain't afraid of no guest

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

If you're on your Mac,

Give the guests a whack.

And call the guestbusters

I ain't afraid of no guest,

I hear they like to wail.

I ain't afraid of no guest,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Who you gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

If you've had a dose,

Of rude commenters.

You better call, GUESTBUSTERS

When they come to the story,

Unless you want some mor-ey

I think you better call

GUESTBUSTERS

Who ya gonna call?

GUESTBUSTERS

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Via AremisApollo97

IF YOU THINK HICCUP IS A MASTER OF SASS, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! (via BeyondTheClouds777)

IF YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH HICCUP!WHUMP, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE (via katurdi)

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.

97% of you won't post this. When Jesus was dying on the cross, he was thinking of you. If you're one of the 3% who care, copy and paste this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...He had no army, yet kings feared Him...He won no military battles, yet He conquered the World...He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. "He is not here, for He is risen." Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

96% of teens won't stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4% who will!!!!!!!

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When you open it, he collapses.

When he sees you reading it, he faints.

When he sees you living it, he flees.

And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him.

Like, Copy, Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

Shortest way possible - I'm a proud Catholic :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"

HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME, SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh My Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tailpiece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD FANS: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parent's DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Mate drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

Okay, here's what's happening my Dragonites!

Soon to becoming:

Broken promises (Rewritten)- Requested by numerous people

What if? Mi-Amore Wing- Requested by one of my school friends who has yet to create a fanfiction account.

What if? It wasn't Stoick who clamped his hand over Hiccup's mouth in HTTYD 2 (Okay. Really long but you know what I mean, right?)

What if? Valka wasn't the one who 'kidnapped' Hiccup?- Requested by Pineapples1612 on Wattpad. (They said something about their name being inspired by mine?)

Hiccup hit by a car- modern au- Requested by me, me, me, me and me! :D

Feel free to give more requests! Even though I am terrible at everything:D

XX Mickie/Pineapples16 :):):):):):)