umm hi...

lets talk about my favorite person (no, it's not Kathy Griffin, although I do love her, to the point of if I was about to die and got a make a wish it would totally be to meet her!) oh, the person is me in case you can't guess. (I felt that was needed for those of you who are like me, and wouldn't get that otherwise.)

gender: Male

age: Young enough for me to be living with my parental units and it not be weird (ie. high school)

location: small-town Minnesota. Nothing quite like being as different as I am and living in a place that both doesn't have a Starbucks, and has a huge enrollment in the NRA (National Rifle Association, if you didn't know that, don't feel bad neither did I).

and now a word from the place where I keep my clothing: if you hadn't guessed, wake up and smell the Chanel No.5. yeah pretty gay, and open about it.

relashonship status: Single and happy to be it (which really means, I'd love to have a boyfriend, but in my current location is not going to happen due to the lack of dateable boys)

I'm sure there is more to put here but I can't think of it. but who cares.