I write depressing shit. if you don’t like it you can go read some sissy crap.

Q/A of frequently asked questions about me

Q: are you emo?

A: no

Q: do you dress like Nico Di Angelo because you are secretly gay?

A: no. First of all i don’t dress like Nico Di Angelo. i wear black over-sized hoodies, and skinny jeans. second of all i’m asexual.

Q: what is you gender?

A: biologically i am female. mentally i am Gender-fluid.

Q: why do you like reading?

A: why do you like breathing?

Q: have you ever tried to kill yourself? (i know your depressed since you write depressing stuff)

A: no i have never tried to kill myself. (also. i’m not fucking depressed. quit making assumptions.)

Q: why don’t you just kill yourself.

A: because i contain one of the few brain cells left on earth, and it would be a shame to destroy them.

Q: why do you listen to Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco? they suck.

A: a hitman has been sent to your address

Q: do you cut?

A: no. i scratch my wrists with my fingernails until they swell.

Q: do you have a dick?

A: no.

Q: do you have a tattoo?

A: does henna count?

Q: would you fuck me? i’m hot.

A: ew. first of all i’m a teenager. second of all i’m still asexual.

Q: you friend is so annoying. why do you hang out with her?

A: she is one of my best friends shut up.

Q: how much would i have to pay you to fuck me?

A: i’m not a prostitute. i am a feminist with standards.

Q: are you a virgin?

A: yes

assumptions people make about me (that are not true):

1: i am emo, because i wear black.

2: i’m suicidal, because i talk about death.

3: i’m a whore, because i wear tank tops.

4: i’m desperate for attention, because i have real emotions.

5: i’m crazy, because i’m violent.

6: i’m going to hell, because i am atheist.

7: i’m boy crazy, because most of my friends are guys.

8: i’m lesbian, because i hug my best friend who’s a girl.

9: i worship satan, because i dress in black.

10: i’m a psycho killer, because i write dark fiction.

11: i’m depressed, because i write depressing stuff.

12: i am a child, because i love Disney.

13: i am not a ‘real’ woman, because i hate the idea of sex.

Assumptions people make about me. (that are true):

1: i’m a geek, because i write fanfiction,

2: i’m antisocial, because i hate other humans.

3: i’m a nerd, because i’m smarter than you.

things that are not synonyms (not necessarily all about me) :

goth-emo

girl-slut

boy-jock

LGBTQ-sin

feminist-virgin

Sad-depressed

smart-nerd/geek

white-racist

Muslim-terrorist (seriously i have a friend who has a serious issue with this)

Dyscalculia (google it)- bad at math.

sweet-naive