Hi! I guess you guys want to know who the weirdo with a Percy Jackson obsession is? It's me, Paula. My name isn't actually Paula, it isn't Autumn either. I just really love the season.

It is so contradictory, everything about it tells a story. The auburn leaves sending one last red flag, a cry for help, right at their death. The beauty of it, never truly appreciated until it is gone. Nobody loved it, when it was healthy and vibrant. But it is missed when it is gone, it is admired when it is dying. I guess it's true.

Well you only need the light when it's burning low
Only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only know you love her when you let her go
Only know you've been high when you're feeling low
Only hate the road when you're missing home
Only know you love her when you let her go
And you let her go

this is an excerpt of the song "Let her go" by Passenger.

I love music for only 2 reasons. The emotion and the lyrics. And I like two types, rock and... country. Yes you heard me. I like country the most. They tell the best stories, their not afraid to put themselves out there, so don't be surprised that half of my stories are song inspired. I like the occasional pop, too.

Now children,

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU INSTINCTIVELY SAY "BLESS YOU" WHEN SOMEONE SNEEZES.

I know this is short. i'll add more when I feel like it.

I don't know why people say "you got a lot of balls" when referring to bravery and toughness. And when they say "don't be such a pussy". Balls are weak and soft and are hurt easily. Vaginas/pussy's on the other hand can take a pounding.

Gettit?

God made man first, then women.

Why?

A) men are #1

B) he saved the best for the last

C) other: _

My answer: C, he needed to give men a head start.

Most of my stories will be displaying love, romantic, platonic, family, and the contrary. Hatred, distrust, hurt. I like writing angst and you won't see much fluff, but be warned if I label my fic "fluff" it will be really fluffy.

Dear # 6,

Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9, I hear you guys been doing some pretty nasty things.

Sincerely 7.

Dear Yahoo,

I'm just saying, have you ever heard anyone say "Let's Yahoo it!"? I didn't think so.

Sincerely, Google

Dear Heart,

Please stop beating so loudly whenever he is around.

Sincerely, Ears

Dear Heart,

Stop messing with me whenever he is around. I have a very important job to do. So keep your butterflies to yourself.

Sincerely, Stomach

Dear Heart,

Please stop rendering me useless in his presence. I have a very important job to do.

Sincerely, Tongue

Dear Heart,

Don't think we didn't notice! I know you are the reason we get all sweaty whenever he comes near. If you weren't in the protection of Chest, then we would have strangled you by now.

Sincerely, Hands

Dear Heart,

This is cruel and unusual punishment and I have half a mind to report you. Influencing me to imagine him loving Paula back is cruel when we know he doesn't. So, will you quit it?

Sincerely, Brain

Dear Heart,

We have interior burns thanks to your insistence that we have to burn bright red whenever he as much as looks at Paula. We are humiliated now. Oh! It's happening again! So, will you quit it?

Sincerely, Cheeks

Dear Heart,

Why him? So, many boys that would never give us the time of day and therefore wouldn't hurt us and you chose him. The one guy that does laugh at Paula's jokes and talks to her and is kind sweet and adorable. He is taken, so quit it.

And even if he weren't, it would still be impossible.

Your job is too pump blood, that's it.

Signed, Ears, Stomach, Tongue, Hands, Brain and Cheeks

Dear Heart,

He doesn't like me. So, quit it... I mean it, stop.

Sincerely Me.

Body Parts Group Chat

Handsie, Tongue Tied, Too Loud, Downer, Red, Butterfly Cage, Heart

Handsie signed in.

Tongue Tied signed in.

Too Loud signed in.

Downer signed in.

Red signed in.

Butterfly Cage signed in.

Heart signed in

Downer: He's here.

Red: How do you know?

Too loud: Heart, I swear if you don't shut up..

Butterfly cage: Why are you complaining? It feels like there are insects in me. I feel bad for Chest though, she doesn't deserve to have Heart hounding her all the time.

Too Loud: If I can hear it, he probably can too.

Downer: Ears, hearing is your thing.

Too Loud: Sure, but it doesn't have to be so loud

Red: Brain, you never answered. How do you know he is here?

Downer: I have friend on the other side.

Tongue Tied: Brain is besties with Eyes.

Handsie: Oh god, I hate this. I'm shaking and sweaty and- I don't know!

Downer: He's coming.

Heart: hE's HeRe!!! OmG, What DO I DO? He IS SMILING. OMG, I- *dies*

Downer: Mission abort. Mission abort. Quick come up with an excuse!

Tongue Tied: WHAT DO I SAY. NO ONE IS COOPERATING. Brains, you are the brain! Think of something.

Downer: Ahhhhhh. TELL HIM YOU HAVE TO TALK TO A TEACHER!

-5 minutes later-

Too Loud: Tongue, what is your problem? Why would you even...

Handsie: Oh god, what happened?

Downer: I-what did you do?

Red: I can't stop burning

Tongue Tied: Shut up Cheeks!

Red: It's not my fault you can't speak.

Tongue Tied: Blame Heart! She keeps messing me up.

Butterfly Cage: JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. I FEEL LIKE I"M GOING TO SEND SOME DIRECT MAIL TO MOUTH.

Downer: Do it. Make Tongue suffer.

Tongue Tied: BLAME HEART!

Handsie: YOU BETTER TELL US WHAT HAPPENED.

Downer: I told Tongue to tell him that PAula has to see a teacher.

Tongue Tied: I'm sorry...

Downer: She told him that Paula has to breathe in a teacher.

Red: Still burning.

Heart: He's never going to love Paula now

Downer: He never would've.

Handsie: I'm going to rip Tongue out.

Butterfly Cage: Eww. Visual. How about I throw up to make her suffer?

Heart: Um, no thank you.

Butterfly Cage: I wasn't talking to you.

Downer: No, we don't have gum. And they might send us home.

Tongue Tied: I'm sorry. But I can't help-

Tongue Tied has been blocked from this Group Chat

Tongue Tied to Heart: You little shit.

Admit it. If a boy used "I ship us", as a pickup line we would totally date him.

Me: Wanna hang me sometime?

Friend: With you?

Me: I know what I said.

Friend: Depression 100

It's OK if you

don't like me.

Not everyone has

good taste.

I mean, I could simmer down. But, I like myself better when i'm all feisty and shit.

-CC-

My favorite word is "Apparently". Makes anything sound sarcastic. Ex: He's intelligent, apparently.

-CC-

Stranger: Nice to meet you

Me: Give it time

-CC-

CUTE BOYS make you blush.

HOT BOYS make you drool.

COOL BOYS make you day dream.

but trust me,

FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it.

-CC-

I can't wait until we're all in nursing homes. We can graffiti the walls and trash talk the employees, and they won't even know because they can't read it. It is written in cursive.