I am an evil gremlin. Scratch that. I am an evil gremlin who finds happiness in the harmonious relationships between fanfiction writers. Who says evil and happy can't be together? The evil part comes from hogging the computer all day and snatching it from under my sister gremlin's nose, but it's either this or sharing an account. Heavens forbid. We've already had over 40 fav stories between us, and neither like the other's choices.

Even though I miss my fellow gremlins (all under my command, of course), I tolerate this human-gremlin relationship because of the Internet service. Imagine trying to get wireless from another dimension. Tricky, tricky.

Well, even gremlins have preferences, and since this is what you humans will be judging my entire worth and existence upon, I better make this thorough.

Favorite food: Since Earth doesn't have any delectable black gelatin, I have found solace in egg tarts and anything potato. Potatoes are always a good thing, whether they're fried, mashed, boiled, or couch.

Favorite Thing to Do: Besides ruling the world in which I live in? Well, thanks to the meddlesome politics you have here, I resorted to writing trilogies. I'd have made myself President of the World, but since I'm 16, I'll have to wait two more years. Oh well. I just painted my nails bright pink. I never say no to shopping and chatting with my friends. What did you say? Am I a feminine gremlin? What an insult.

Biggest Pet Peeve: Getting less reviews than my fellow gremlins. I mean, c'mon. They've got a bad enough connection over there, and they're getting better reviews? Makes me feel murderous when I get hits and alerts, but not a peep out of people.

Greatest Aspiration: Well, there's this guy who's already ruling my dimension. His name's the Prince, and if I don't murder him soon I'll go crazy. He's slower than a snail running on molasses, but the problem is that I can never find him. With him out of the picture, I can handily assure happiness to the world. When I say the world, by the way, I mean me. But in terms of fanfiction? I love to make people cry. Out of sympathy for the characters, of course (shifty eyes)

My Greatest Weakness: Apart from my tragic love life, I suppose I have terrible mood swings. One second, I'm riding laughing at the world, and another second, the world is laughing at me.