Mystic Dragon2
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Joined 11-22-01, id: 129915
Author has written 9 stories for Escaflowne, Parodies and Spoofs, Blue's Clues, James Bond, and Harry Potter.

Hello, these are all stories I have written more then two years ago... I haven't updated anything except this profile... so if some of the stories are dumb (which I can tell you right now, they are there), bear with me. I wrote them long ago. But I still love 'em like the illegimate children they are.

About me:

Favorite Anime: Utena (IT ROCKS!), R.O.D Read or Die, Escaflowne, and Abenobashi (which I cosplayed as at 2006's Anime Expo).
Favorite Movie: V for Vendetta (drool...)
Favorite Mangas: Kindaichi, Sgt. Frog, Death Note, Kodocha
Favorite TV show: Desperate Housewives, Mad TV, Will & Grace, Family Guy (not so much the new episodes though), South Park
Favorite Book: And Then There Were None (Agatha Christie)
Favorite Band: I cannot answer such a question
Favorite Clothing label: Armani (I'm a brand namewhore)

Alright. I love parodies, so that is most of what I have. I have current ones that are much, much funnier... but I found that there aren't that many readerson FF that would see them, so I haven't bothered to post them. My Harry Potter one, for example, has very few reviews, so I haven't bothered much. I'm completly taken aback by my Blue's Clues stories... I've never imagined in my life they would get so many hits. I guess everyone hates the show as much as I do.

Mmmkay, enjoy. If you like any of my stuff, add my to your favorites list. I'm on 30 and countin'!

Dilandau goes to school by catchstraw reviews
Guess what!! guess what!!! i updated!!! we get a little action...heheheheh....no not like that! peverts, all of you...R&R please!!!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 11/20/2001
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The Janitor's Closet of Secrets reviews
Wee! A decent parody of HP2! You'll like it, I swear. Read all the wackiness in the HP universe put together into a fanfic!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2003
Blue's Clues -- Dialogue That was Edited Out reviews
Come and see the Blue's Clues dialogue and scenes that the Blue's Clues producers tried to edit and cut out. Come and see the stuff that was never shown. Not to sound all holy and stuff... but this is and awesome parody... so please check it out.
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2002
I'm a Skank With a Beer Bottle reviews
Parody of Christine Agulara (I know I spelled I wrong) song "I'm a Genie in a Bottle." This is original, and by ME. Notice the rating please. Review too.. ^^
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002
My Legs are Never Closed- A James Bond parody reviews
This is my parody of James Bond. It can get really funny, so don't miss it. Well, read on to find about the secret agent whose legs are never closed...!
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2002
Blue's Clues-The Episode You Never Saw reviews
What could Blue want to do with his paw, a gun, and Steve's head? Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Well, aybe it does, because Steve has been sitting on that thinking chair for 17 hours. Maybe he just thinks it is a toilet insead... PLEASE READ
Blue's Clues - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2001
You Brought Me Back Here to go on a Date?! reviews
Sequel to my humurous fic, Dilandau, meet Elora. Elora and Carol go back to Gaea, and are pretty surprised when they hear the reason WHY they were brought back. Really funny. At least read one chapter.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2001 - Published: 12/1/2001
Barney's Rampage reviews
Barney is finally driven over the edge!! And he is going to take the world with him!! Who can prevent this dinasaur's chaos?! REALLY FUNNY!!!!! Please read (and review it too) BWAHAHAHA!! O_o
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2001
The Annual Pyromaniac Convention reviews
Charactors from Escaflowne, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Rayearth, and the Barney show confess their love and obsession with fire. Very very funy.
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2001
Dilandau, Meet Elora! reviews
Humerous fic I wrote about Dilandau and a girl named Elora. Pretty funny. Please check it out!!!!!!! PG-13 for some language, but hardly any. =) I finally sinished it!! It's me masterpeice ! At least read the first 2 chapters! Now the story....
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2001 - Published: 11/22/2001