I am Lunatic, Abbotess of the Temple to the Procrastinating Light, who oversees the Slothful Rites. I am High Priestess of the Unfinished Ones, a Hypocrite of the First Order. I am a practitioner of the Dark Arts of Writing. I flagrantly defy all the laws of grammar and common usage. I have dangled participles, dabbled in the splitting of infinitives, even gone so far as to travel back and forth through time willy nilly with my verb tenses. I am the daughter of Queen Frantic Hysteria “the over worked” and Arch-Duke Dementos Mania “the underpaid.”

Beware those who dare critic the Queen of the Misspelled, lest you be hexed with Writer's Block!