AsparagusZeTurkey
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Joined 06-30-07, id: 1313789
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, and Super Smash Brothers.

Right...well...here's the bio/profile thing! Names are WAY overrated, so I'm going to use my less common names that only my buddies use, because I can! Right...to some I'm known as Arrie, and to others, I go by the name of Nen. I'm one of those hormonal bombs...more commonly known as a teenager. Add that to the fact that I'm also female, and you get someone who you just might want to run away from. I was born on that fateful and rather random date of June the seventh. Tis a good a day as any in my opinion. I'm stupidly smart I guess, being born in the year of the Monkey, and I'm also a Gemini. w00t for me. I live in that northern pacific state that's rarely heard of and more often than not, mispronounced. You guessed it: OREGON!!! WOO! Ahem...aaaaanyways. T'was nice to type this up for you who reads this. Hope you weren't bored to death by it!

Likes: Writing, Reading, Typing, RPs, Friends, School, Cookies, Life, Death, Sleeping, and Food

Dislikes: Sisters, Liars, Spiders, T.F., G.F., C.E. (those are initials of people who annoy me, and if you think one of them's you, I highly doubt it, unless you're a Bio teacher, English teacher, or annoying student that attends Phoenix High. )

Fave Manga/Anime: Wolf's Rain, RuroKen, Furuba ( YAAY for Anime!)

Fave T.V. Shows: NUMB3RS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (when it was on, now I just watch the DVDs), Angel (the throwoff series to Buffy, which I also watch on DVDs now)...so yeah. Pretty much NUMB3RS (but that's when I'm at my da's house and we're not working outside).

Fave Movies: Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King, Pirates of the Carribean 1, 2, and 3, National Treasure, Finding Nemo, Bridge to Terebithia, Blood and Chocolate, Star Wars 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. (there's WAAAAY more, but...)


FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Your mom." "Your mom in a blender." "Your mom in a blender with a pole." "Your mom in a ble-- wait. What?" ~Conversation between me and a friend.

"It's like chasing a rainbow to no resolve...you just chase it." ~Cameron Duncan, -DFK6498

"Shilenshce yourshelf!" ~My friend

"Remember, kids, guns aren't for fun. Guns are for killing things like songbirds, and deer, and intruders, and Spice Girls, and busybodies who just won't leave your cult alone, and women who don't understand you're the best man for them. That may sound crazy, but when you're holding a gun, you decide who's crazy." ~Bill Maher

"You don't always have to do everything right. Stand up for yourself and put up a fight. Walk around with your hands up in the air, like you don't care." ~Avril Lavigne, -Freak Out

"You know...the hardest part about dreaming, is having to wake up." Cameron Duncan, -DFK6498

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night." ~Steven Wright

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass." ~Maya Angelou

"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away." ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Thanks for reading, and that's all blokes...

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Before the Beginning: The Making of a Savior by whydoineedapenname reviews
We all know what happens after the prisoner is sent to Morrowind on a ship. But what happened before the ship, before the prison, before everything?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/22/2007
Survival by CrypticCalico reviews
Based on the MOVIE WAR OF THE WORLDS 2005. My take on what happened to Robbie Ferrier after he was separated from Rachael and Ray.
War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Simply a Hogwarts Homecoming by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
A speculative situation: What if Hogwarts had Homecoming? SnapeLily semiromantic. Just a bit of fluff. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Severus by soda-me reviews
A letter Lily Potter is writing on the night she dies. SemiDH content.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Library Years by Violinboy reviews
An in depth continuous fic about Liraels adventures in the Library. Wil update soon if there are more reviews, so please R and R.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007
Cheering up Audrey by PrincessNymphadora reviews
Audrey's really down and she won't tell anyone why so Sirius goes to investigate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Getting the Facts Straight by Boducky reviews
Oneshot sorta Songfic: How Severus REALLY ended up with the Dark Mark on his arm. Yes, people, more silliness from a quackedup duck!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sorrow Never Leaves by Hopeakaarme reviews
The War has ended. Many have been lost. In the middle of night, Severus sneaks to look at three portraits. He reflects the past in his mind everything that was, would have been, and would never be. Only at night, he could cry. Implied SLASH RLSBSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
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Pain reviews
Severus is going through depression, Sirius finds him, and helps as best he can as a fluffy dog. Rated T for emoness and language. Used to be a oneshot and complete, but the voices told me to continue. Songfic, each chapter a different song. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Live, Laugh, and Love reviews
The sixth year of Hogwarts for Severus and the Maurauders, plus Lily, Tonks, and my OC charrie, Wren! SSOC, SB?, JPLE, RLNT. Rated M because it can be...and because it needs to be in places...Hope you enjoy it! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,638 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Severus S., OC
The Grand Adventures of BANDANA BOY!
Dude...It's explained inside. Basically, a bunch of oneshots involving Bandana Boy, a.k.a. Pichu, in his never ending quest. The quest for whatever fancies him at that certain time and place. Hope you enjoy it! Please R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Published: 9/4/2007
A Demonic Rondevou reviews
What would happen if Mogget was having a bad day, and takes a vacation? What if Calcifer has a bad day too, and decides to take a trip? And what would happen if they met? ...and I really suck at summaries. It's not as bad as it sounds. I promise. ONESHOT!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete