ThreeBulletNecklacehide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Devil May Cry, Half-Life, Fallout, Metal Gear, Mass Effect, Avatar: Last Airbender, Life is Strange, Star Wars, and Final Fantasy XV. Just a 20-something writer who probably shouldn't be as obsessed with fandoms, writing for fandoms and shipping as they are. I enjoy things like Mass Effect, Final Fantasy, Life is Strange, anything made by Valve, Devil May Cry, Metal Gear, Avatar & Legend of Korra, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings and the works of Joss Whedon. PM me if you're that much of a masochist, and I also have a beta profile if anyone's interested. | |||||||
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The Morning After by The Clockwork Monk reviews
The morning after Zuko's bachelor party, a very hungover Gaang must retrace their steps before their antics from the previous night sparks another war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Sokka, Toph] Aang, Zuko
Grande Dame by Lyta Halifax reviews
A willing sacrifice derailed. A nascent love revealed. A town devastated beyond belief. When Chloe Price is given the second chance she neither wanted nor expected, she finds new purpose in doing the impossible: giving a damn about Arcadia Bay. [Post Ep-5 Pricefield.]
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,875 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Max C., Chloe P.] - Complete
Ghosts of the Past by Some1Else reviews
The past catches up to Snake when FoxDie activates and an unexpected guest forces him back into the fight against the Patriots.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 464,037 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
After Graduation by sg1cat reviews
A look at what might have happened after the good ending of Shizune's route. The story picks up in the last few minutes of the game.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,715 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Shizune H., Hisao N.
Fall by sythlar reviews
Eight years after A:TLA, Toph has feelings about Zuko. What a couple of losers. Lots of (im)mature language, because adult Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,799 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Toph, Zuko] - Complete
Womenly Mishaps Without Borders by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
They were so few women on Mother Base, yet somehow Snake manged to run into explicable situations with every single one of them, whether it be giving them the wrong idea and/or accidentally seeing them naked...
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Cecile. C. C., Amanda V. L., Strangelove, Paz O. A. - Complete
Crane out of Context by m.michele reviews
A series of short one-shots ranging from humanizing to humorous following Dr. Jonathan Crane in places he might not normally be. Accepting suggestions for future chapters from readers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - J. Crane
Wisodm's Teeth by FlamingStan reviews
With action, adventure and generally mysterious shenanigans, this is a story all about a boy who lives in a pub, at least to begin with. Review me if the mood takes you and I'll write a terrible poem in your honour! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Luna L., Harry P.
Fear and Malice by E. S. Young reviews
Three years before the Batman appeared, Dr. Crane met the newly-appointed Dr. Harleen Quinzel. It was the start of a twisted friendship, as well as glimpses of past events that shaped the darkness that lurks within them both.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,068 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Crane
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Delicious Yay! is crack by Scrawlding reviews
Laurie steps out to do some grocery shopping. Jon has some time alone. NC-17. Dubcon-foodplay/autoeroticism/language/angst/Crack-fic . NSFW I don't own anything about this story. I borrowed the characters and fed them crack. Sorry in advance.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
The Falling Man by Fooled Again reviews
A citizen's reflections after he sees a man in red take nature's elevator from a roof to the ground. Short and sweet drabble about life in the City. Rated for some language.
Mirror's Edge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009
Life and Death of Gerald Freeman 1: Die evil! by Zach Archer reviews
Gerald Freeman kil evil with wepens and iron of fist!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Rabbit Logic by Condemned Ballad reviews
What the hell happened to Jayne, and why is there stuffing in my mouth? CRACK.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Mal, River - Complete
Fully Alive by Flame Runner reviews
She may be mortal, and she may not be able to defy gravity. But this… This is living.
Mirror's Edge - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Visions of Sugar Plums by Green Owl reviews
Jayne discovers the true meaning of Christmas: it is in giving that you receive. Written for Serenity Santa 2008.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Jayne - Complete
Influence by kc-archive reviews
Desmond & Lucy, ACI. Because he is not Altair the 12th Century Assassin, he is Desmond the 21st Century Bartender. And it's funny how things work out that way.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Blood by Shinjite Florana reviews
The kind of human wreckage that we love!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Ode to a Weighted Companion Cube by The Great Sheep reviews
A little poem about a little cube. Created out of love and boredom and cake.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Negotiating With Fruit by Zombie Kitty reviews
One shot thing where The Doctor pursuades an alien not to invade Earth...I apologise Blame Lar and the plot bunnies of randomness
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
The Long Road Back by kasey8473 reviews
AU. Padmé has survived and after four years as Vader, Anakin surfaces. He begins a journey back into himself. Padmé finds a way to help him. There will be happy endings for all. Eventually. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,896 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
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What If's? reviews
A collection of loosely-linked one-shots exploring Max and Chloe's new-found relationship in an alternate, post-tornado San Francisco timeline. Herein lies mucho fluff, a little bit of drama, and probably too many uses of the word "hella". Also a semi-sequel to my other story "It's a Different Kind of Love"
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,987 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Max C., Chloe P., Warren G., Joyce P.
The Beanie reviews
Max steals the sacred beanie while Chloe is at work. What could go wrong? Part of my "What If's" series, but very much works as a standalone if you haven't read that. Rated M for language and implied sexual content.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
Let Sleeping Does Lie reviews
AU, no storm. Rachel is still around. On reflection, Chloe mused, Max's real superpower was being able to fall asleep at a moment's notice, often when she shouldn't. 3 times in which Max falls asleep, each one more sickeningly adorable than the last.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Max C., Chloe P., Rachel A. - Complete
Blues in Her Soul reviews
Life in Portland isn't exactly the hipster La Vie Boheme Max, recent college graduate, had been expecting. No friends, burnt TV dinners and barely enough money to pay for rent and camera film. However, all of that changes when she meets the blue haired, charismatic leader of a local blues dancing class. Will romance blossom between the two? Probably, yeah.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Max C., Chloe P., Warren G., Brooke S. - Complete
Slippery When Wet reviews
After a week and a half of enforced no intimacy, Chloe summons a pent up Max to her house, having recently received a very special "package", that neither woman can wait to try out. This is part of my main series, What If's, though you don't need to have read that, as this works as a standalone. NOW WITH BONUS, EXTRA SMUTTY CHAPTER.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
Path of the Jedi reviews
A disturbing Force vision and a secret, potentially deadly mission from the Jedi Council draws new Jedi Knight Max Starfield into a far reaching plot against the Jedi, and a subsequent reunion with an old friend threatens to stir up buried feelings that could threaten her future in the Order. Eventual smut. Pricefield.
Crossover - Star Wars & Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 11/3/2016
Is Ebony Really all that Good? reviews
Noctis thinks Ignis should let him try some of his prized coffee. Ignis vehemently disagrees.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Catalyst reviews
Six months on from the events of Life is Strange, the anniversary of Rachel Amber's disappearance is rapidly approaching. Seeing Chloe closing off emotionally instead of dealing with her feelings, Max takes it upon herself to do something about it. Rated M for lotsa salty language and suggestive themes.
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
It's A Different Kind of Love reviews
A somewhat different take on the morning after the Blackwell Gym break in. Max finds herself questioning the nature of her relationship with one Chloe Price, and whether it'll ever go any further. Any and all feedback is welcome, so don't hesitate to review. Reader discretion: Contains some adult language, though not quite enough to be rated M, I think.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Max C., Chloe P. - Complete
The Long Way Round
Five years have passed since the end of the war. While taking a much needed break on Ember Island, Appa vanishes without a trace. The GAang resolve to find him, starting a journey that will take them across countries and continents. Rated M for language and violence in future chapters.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Published: 3/10/2015
Unforeseen Circumstances reviews
Read the previously untold story of what one particular husk head thinks about being the newest resident of the Normandy, and the Commander's most unusual desk toy. His name is Alan, and he doesn't think much of it. Rated M for some saucy language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2013 - J. Garson, EDI, James V., OC
The Winged Behemoth reviews
A night in which Snake tries, and fails epically, to get any sleep. Why, you ask? Well, because of one, simple moth and maybe a couple of other factors . How can this be? You'll just have to read in order to find out. Set inbetween MGS2 and MGS4.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
The Misfortunate Molerat reviews
Inspired by an event that recently happened to a friend of mine whilst playing Fallout 3. A humble molerat has the unluckiest day of his life.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
The Most Profound of Thoughts reviews
I present to you a day in the mind of everyone's favourite headcrab: Lamarr. Chapter Two has now been posted, officially making this thing a series, go me! Anyways, be nice and give an addlepated writer some feedback.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009
Never Underestimate the Power of the Spurty Side reviews
Another innuendo filled drabble from little old me. Be nice and review, it's that green button at the bottom of the page. You know you want to. Rated T just to be safe.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
New Assets reviews
Lady gets new ones. Dante just has to get a look. A/N This is my attempt to vanquish writer's block on one of my other stories, so it's basically mindless drabble.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Devil May Cry: A Hunter's Surprise reviews
2nd chapter posted. Contains many a Death Note Xover for those people who are into that kinda stuff. I'm off to hide from the people who're gonna hate this. READ AND REVIEW!
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Dante, Lady/Mary
