98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Repost this if you think homophoebia is wrong

I am the girl that got kicked out of my home because because I confided to my mom that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her brother through painful, tear-filled, nights.

I am the man who dies alone in the hospital because they wouldn't let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up from nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only family I had ever known.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just two weeks before high school graduation because I couldn't take it any more.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who doesn't know what bathroom to use unless I want to have manegment called on me.

I am the mother who isn't allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic voilence surviver who found the support system suddenly grew cold when they fond out my abusive partner is also another woman.

I am the domestic voilence survivor who has no support system to go to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other males.

I am the man who died because the paramedics stopped treating me as soonas theyrealized I was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't belive, but because they closed their doors to our kind.

I am the man who is afraid to tell my loving Christian parents that I love another male.

Favorite Quotes-

"My uncle's dying wish, to have me sit on his lap. He was in the electric chair." Rodney Dangerfield

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. " Tim Allen

"If women ran the world there would be no wars, only intense negotiations every 28 days." Robin Williams

"See, the problem is God gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

ONLY IN AMERICA (I'm a citizen so I don't count as a hater XD)

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house quicker than an ambulence.

Only in America... are there handycap parking infront of a skating rink.

Only in America... do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back to get their perscriptions while healthy people can buy their cigaretes up front.

Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America... do banks leave their doors open, then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put all our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and have call screening so we won't miss calls we didn't want to take in the first place.

Only in America... do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in eight.

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well. 'poli' in Latin meaning many, and 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking creatures'.

Only in America... do we have drive up ATMs with Braille lettering.

CURRENT

Of Control and Family and Of Murder and Manipulation- only one chapter left. After that I'll start on the sequal (last one). If I decide to post the revision somewhere, it'll probably be my livejournal or insane journal. I'll link to them sometime

Sick Rose- completed

Being Nailed to a Wooden Board- 6 is up

So I'm Satan?-- Chapter 2 submitted. A thankyou to paranoidbychoice for the idea.

COMING SOMETIME (notice that I didn't say soon because I'm not promising anything)

Not Titled Yet- (Kino's Journey) Kino and Hermes keep traveling to many distant contries until something shocks them so much Kino just might feel like settling down for a while.

check out my account on FictionPress- http://www.fictionpress.info/u/599776/

1/25/2009