If you start a fire for a man, he'll be warm for a night. If you SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The Following Statement is True:
The previous statement is false

A true pinacle of Inuyasha humor.

Now Miroku wasn't exactly in his right mind at the moment on account to the ammount of sake he had just drank. Miroku rushed up and grabbed both of a shocked Inuyasha's hands. "My pretty lady, will you bear my child?"

(Not an exact quote but as close as I can remember)

Current loves-Inuyasha, Star Wars, Star Trek. Warhammer.

Bio
Name- Mike, Michael, Mick take your pick.

Eye color- Technically their hazel, but my eyes change color (Totaly serious here) usually depending on what I wear. The reason I say hazel is becuase about half of my eye stays hazel/gold while the rest of it changes color, usually green or blue. I have cool eyes ;).

I'm aeighteen year old guy who lives in the U.P. of Michigan. Let's see what else... I'm the drum major in my band, I also play the tuba. I once got to go up on stage with William Shatner and he beat me up (don't ask). I'm also trying my hand at acting and singing.

Recently I got into a game called Warhammer and I'm also learning to ski, though by my self, but its going pretty well. The best way to describe me would be old fashioned. I could give a list of examles a mile long but I won't. Suffice it to say that I live in the Old world (culturally old not technologicaly).

I would consider myself a nice guy, a lot of it is from me being raised in a family where chivalry still exsists. I generally don't say anything out of spite or to intentionaly hurt someone else. I am smart by most standards (though if you ask me if this shirt goes with those pants I'll give you a blank look) to the point that I have been described by fellow classmates by as "Freakishly smart". I get it from my father I think, though my mother isn't a dummy either. I love to learn, but not necessarily through school. Talking to old people is a favorite way for me. I learn things about the past, especially wars, that I've never heard nor never will hear in a text book. In fact, I love to listen to people in general as I always learn something new.

I hold some bizare unwritten records at my school. They include:

Only student to ever get over a 100 in American Literature

First student ever to stand up against the drama teacher against the current way plays are run

First star student to be threatened by the principal for standing up to the drama teacher

Most times debated with teachers on their subjects (including test grades)

Most debates with teachers won :D

Most debates with teachers lost (What can I say, I'm in a lot of debates)

Most questions asked

Most questions answered

Freakishly Smart

Until recently, I also held the title with another boy as Least Eligible Bachelor, but I started dating a girl recently. She's very into the music department and her dedication and respect for our teacher rivals my own. The whole thing was kind of a surprise as I wasn't aware she was interested in me until recently. I think we make a good couple (plus its nice to be able to exercise some of my romantic ingenuity in something other than fanfiction) especially because she likes to talk to me and I like to listen.