No One's Foolhide bio
 Author has written 18 stories for Misc. Games, Inheritance Cycle, G. I. Joe, Alex Rider, StarTrek: The Original Series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bionicle, Misc. Movies, Lord of the Rings, Transformers, Fairy Tales, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe, and Alice in Wonderland. I'm never sure what to write in these "create your own content" kind of profiles, so bear with me. I'm a twenty-something with a love for classic novels, old movies, Charles Bronson, and cephalopods. Although I detest romance movies, somehow everything I write ends up a romance. It's very frustrating. My favorite authors include Jules Verne, Alexandre Dumas, and Terry Pratchett. Also, check out my stories on FictionPress! www.fictionpress.info (pen name No One's Fool) |
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The Queen has Fallen by TheOriginalTreeTracer reviews
The doctor's letter of recommendation had explained it all to him in cold, detached, scientific wording strewn across fine parchment paper. It stated, in brilliant penmanship, that she, First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, was to be honorably discharged by the command of Fuhrer Grumman for medical ailments.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2015 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Managing Wonderland by Nocturnal Elle reviews
AU; "Wonderland" is a swanky bar where David Hatter is a bartender and Alice Hamilton has just landed the job of manager. Oh yeah, because she's dating the owner's son, Jack. Written because I wanted these two to have a lot more chances to flirt. (Last two chapters are a re-telling of the same story from Hatter's POV.)
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Regrets by Caitastrophe8499 reviews
One shot. The trial scene from Whitey's point of view, hopefully adding a bit of insight to the romance that wasn't really explored. Highly recommend seeing the movie before reading. You will be lost otherwise. Also, testing the waters to see if there are any Malice fans out there (please, let there be more). Rating: M, for violence and language.
Malice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Alice D., Whitey - Complete
Distinctions by CoffeeWench reviews
Teatime decides to go and get a life, and since Susan took the first one, it's only right she should be made to help. Major revisions 07/12.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 89,081 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Jonathan T., Susan Sto Helit] - Complete
Atlas by RJ FROST reviews
'That fool would have shouldered the world, if he'd been allowed to.' Vash can't come to terms with Legato's Death. Meryl tries to help him in the only way she knows how. WAFF/Comfort/ANGST. Please do R&R ! ONESHOT & COMPLETE.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Vash, Meryl - Complete
The Master Thief by blacksouledbutterfly reviews
Eames only shows up to her apartment when he's injured.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
Renaissance Man by Triangulum reviews
"I can hear you in there, Ariadne," he called. "I'm a thief sweetheart, do you really think I can't get through a hotel lock?" Rated T.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Ariadne, Eames - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Romance by cu-kid reviews
The summer air acquired a sharp tang and electrified, as though a lightning bolt had struck directly outside her window. She'd know that feeling anywhere. Magic. Response to Jareth-GK's challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Otherside Encounter by animegus farmus reviews
It just wasn't Officer Gulch's day...BONUS CHAPTER THE EIGHTH Officer Gulch learns something he already knew...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,827 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Cain, DG - Complete
The Courting of Officer Gulch by animegus farmus reviews
Companion piece to Otherside Encounter, because every story has two sides.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 112,630 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Azkadellia, E. Gulch - Complete
Trickster by Llewlyn reviews
The 3rd of 3, following "With This Ring" and "Ghost Roads" The best doors are those that don't go where you think they do. Those are also the worst doors.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Heart to Heart with Leo by The Anonymite reviews
It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dragon Fire by Lonerofthepack reviews
Beauty and the Beast. The Beast is a dragon, one of the most dangerous creatures to walk the face of the earth. Belle is a girl, intent only on saving the life of her father. Can the Beast win her love before it is too late?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,825 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Victim Of Circumstance by EmeraldClover89 reviews
Valarie Hughes is your average girl who just wanted to have dinner, but when she finds Larry Daley sneaking around the back halls of the Smithsonian, he drags her along for the adventure of a lifetime. CaponeOC See my profile for an update!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - A. Capone
Like He no Longer Believed He Could by APizzaInTime reviews
"There are 872 songs on this jukebox. I've listened to them all, but I've never danced to any of them." V and Evey share one last dance and a few parting words in spite of V's vendetta towering over him. Oneshot. Movie-verse.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Things Will Go Bump In the Night by thnksfrthmmrs998 reviews
Rosalie Wallish Daley is on a mission to save the exhibits from the Natural Histroy Museum. Little did she know that Al Capone would side track her from completing her task and make sure it wasn't completed.CaponexRosalie COMPLETE sequel coming
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - A. Capone, Nicky D. - Complete
The Danger of Practicing Field Medicine by seren23 reviews
Written for the McCoy-a-Thon. "Doctor up, McCoy, apparently I've broken my ankle." Pre-movie, McCoy/Nurse Chapel UST
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
Labor of Love by MendaciousMinx reviews
When Gavroche and Eponine meet in Heaven, they think nothing can go wrong again. But after making a promise to help redeem a man of his sins, they find themselves in England under the care of an unhappy Javert, his immortal soul resting in their hands.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,767 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Eponine, Javert - Complete
What REALLY Happened on Page 316 317 by northern.grunge reviews
Or if you only saw the movie, an amazing re-write of the revenge scene! Complete parody, it shall make you laugh a hardy laugh of happiness... and you know, laughing is good for de abs AND de soul! Laugh to health, Laugh for my lovely Inigo Montoya!
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Attraction by tectrices reviews
//Rayne// River's convinced she's contracted some horrible ailment; Jayne's convinced he's got the cure. A sensual piece exploring acting on attraction.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,176 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Fire And Ice by Jennistar1 reviews
Pellinor fic. “He has kissed all the warmth from me.” M & C regardless!
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
Ghost Roads by Llewlyn reviews
Sequel to 'With This Ring.' Accepting help from a poltergeist is probably ill advised in any situation, but involve possession, haunted basements, desecrated graveyards, and shrimp fried rice, and things become a little more... complicated.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
With This Ring by Llewlyn reviews
A Halloween tale. Things are always darkest before dawn. And then some obsessive and insane spirit blows up all the light bulbs. And then it's really really dark. The best time for telling stories...
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Sacrificing Your Heart For Love by Hades'Queen reviews
Five years have passed since Dustfinger passed, yet he has not found his way back and as Brianna is getting married, Meggie wants to bring him back at any cost. DustfingerMeggie. Please Read and Review! Good story, promise.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Dustfinger, Meggie F. - Complete
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Underland: A Retelling of Alice in Wonderland reviews
Alice Liddell is lost in Los Angeles. While trying to find her way home, she becomes embroiled in the Hearts' affairs and meets some very strange characters. This is a retelling; don't like, don't read! Based off of the classic book.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
With Shivering Hearts We Wait reviews
Sucked into space and left behind by the Destiny, Evaline O'Shay finds herself somewhere she never thought she'd see again - Earth. Title from a song, Our Love Saves Us by Blindside. TelfordOC. Companion to It Happens in a Blink.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Col. D. Telford - Complete
It Happens in a Blink
In the end, no one was surprised that it was Rush who finally coaxed the girl off of the platform. T for romance, not slash! Title from a song, Blink by Revive.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Col. D. Telford, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
The Search for Atlantis
2008 version of "Journey to the Center of the Earth," set after the movie. The gang picks up a new member, a young Arabian woman named Amara, and heads off to discover a new mystery: Atlantis. Rated T for very minor suggestive content.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,231 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
Narra
They told me you'd died," Narra said, finally finding her voice. Her eyes filled with hot, angry, hurt tears. "They said that you'd died saving Sheppard's life."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,548 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Aiden F. - Complete
The Mask: A Retelling of Beauty and the Beast reviews
Anabelle, or Belle for short, isn't a beauty. The Mask isn't really a beast, not anymore. But this is Beauty and the Beast anyway. Belle receives the rose and follows her calling to the Mask's home. What happens next is entirely up to her. ONESHOT, but a very long one.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
Love at First Flight reviews
Ralla: The Toa of Storms. A short fic about a character I made up. Sorry if someone else already used the Toa of Storms, there are limited things to choose from. Slight KopakaGali, LewaOC
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - [Lewa, OC] Tahu - Complete
Of a Human and Many Robots reviews
Cael is a human. She finds an Autobot companion in the same way Sam Witwicky did. Now she's in a race against time against Decepticons to find something of great worth. ONESHOT
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
A Tale from Middle Earth reviews
MOVIE Liana is a dog. Or is she? Strange things have happened to her in the twenty-three years she's been alive. Summary stinks, story much better! ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Jack's Daughter reviews
Raina Jacklyn Sparrow was born during a storm. This is her story. T for violence and hinting at mature stuff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
That's How Life Goes reviews
The Great Race: June, the Great Leslie's unknown younger half-sister, is kidnapped by Professor Fate! I'm really bad at summaries ONESHOT
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
This Emotion of Mine reviews
She stands there, on the beach, watching the waves." Bionicle characters, GaliKopaka. If you don't like GaliKopaka, don't read! You have been warned! ONESHOT PS: ACCIDENTAL Tahu bashing taken out.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
The Heart is stabbed. Davy Jones dies. He meets someone unexpected in his own locker. ONESHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Davy Jones, Kraken - Complete
The Dragon Riders reviews
Similar to Eragon, but set on this planet. Seven children, all less than eighteen, and their friends have dragons. But why? What is the purpose of this? Read and find out! DISCONTINUED PENDING REWRITE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007
What is your FATE? reviews
This is similar to Fable, but based of the game FATE instead. There is no FATE category, so it's here instead. What happens when seventeen year old twins get sucked into a game called FATE? And who are the mysterious strangers they find there?
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Alternative Factor: My Way! reviews
Just a semi-rewrite of how I thought The Alternative Factor should have ended. Please, no flames! Slight romance at the end. ONESHOT
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
It All Started With a Note reviews
Jack Starbright is kidnapped by Scorpia as they try to lure Alex in. Of course Alex is devastated and sends a surprise rescuer...ONESHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2008 - [Yassen G., Jack S.] - Complete
Sigma 6 spinoff reviews
Cobra's up to something...they've stolen Sigma 6's best strategist! K for slight romance at the end. ONESHOT
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
