Hey guys! I'm basketballbr0909 and I like to write fanfiction for various things. Here are a few of my favorite Descendants quotes:

"I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon. Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave." - Carlos De Vil

"I will never forget mother's day again." - Carlos De Vil

"So, the good guys have become the bad guys?" - Uma

"Found her diary. Dang, did you ruin Audrey's life." - Uma

"Hey! I wanted the fried clams!"

"And I wanted a sea pony. Life ain't fair!" - Uma

I ship Huma, Bal, sometimes Jaudrey, Janelos, Jonnie, and Devie. I sometimes prefer Jay and Evie to just be single, but either or works.

Here are some of my favorite Harry Potter quotes:

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Percy was deeply disapproving of this behavior.

"This is not a laughing matter," he said coldly.

"Oh, get out of the way, Percy," said Fred, "Harry's in a hurry."

"Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant," said George, chortling.

~ Fred and George

“Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.”

~ Hermione Granger

"How much for this?" (Ron)

"Five galleons." (Fred and George)

"How much for me?"

"Five galleons."

"I'm your brother!"

"Ten galleons!"

~ Fred and George

"I've learned all the coursework by heart, of course."

~ Hermione Granger

“Ron,” said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her ink pot, “you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.”

~ Hermione Granger

“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”

And she sprinted away, up the stairs.

“What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.

“Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head.

“But why’s she got to go to the library?”

“Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library.”

~ Ron Weasley

"Wait, Hermione. You're a girl."

"Very well spotted, Ron."

"Can we go to the-" Ron starts, but Snape hits him on the head before he could complete his sentence.

~ Ron Weasley

"Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?" (Ginny)

"Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules." (Hermione)

"Who are you, and what have you done with Hermione Granger?" (Ron)

~ Ron and Hermione

"Avada Kadavra!" (Draco)

"That's my girlfriend, you numptie!" (Ron)

~ Ron Weasley

“You're a prefect? Oh, Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”

~ Fred and George

"Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.

"Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.”

~ Ron Weasley

"“Has Ron saved a goal yet?” asked Hermione, peering over the top of Magical Hieroglyphs and Logograms.

“Well, he can do it if he doesn't think anyone’s watching him,” said Fred, rolling his eyes. “So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up his end on Saturday.”

~ Fred Weasley

“Don't talk to me." (Ron)

"Why not?" (Hermione)

"Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...”

~ Ron Weasley

“From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.”

~ Ron Weasley

Also, I want to give credit for sillkitty201 for starting this all for me. She has been obsessed with fanfiction for quite some time, and she convinced me to make an account and post stories. So, thank you, sillykitty201! Now, on to the stories! Enjoy!