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Joined 09-09-07, id: 1372718, Profile Updated: 02-26-18
Author has written 17 stories for NCIS, and Mentalist.

Well, this is me. Always wanted to be a writer and then NCIS, Michael Weatherly, THE MENTALIST, Simon Baker, NCIS:LA, Eric Christian Olsen and the rest of the casts came along and made it so easy for me. I would love to be a writer on the shows. How incredible it must feel to see actors bringing your words to life! Who knows? Maybe one day Shane Brennan will call...! Or maybe Bruno Heller is paying attention! Whatever! Guys I'm out here - a bit mental but hey, who's perfect?

Main loves in life: Writing and Simon Baker, The Mentalist, Simon Baker, NCIS:LA, Eric Christian Olsen, Marty Deeks and NCIS:LA. Oh did I mention Eric Christian Olsen and Simon Baker!?

I love any kind of crime show and the US does them all so well!! Used to love medical shows like ER and House, but found myself experiencing the symptoms and so had to stop!! Now I mainly watch The Mentalist, NCIS and at the moment - once again - I find myself revelling in an NCIS:LA addiction!

I love Simon Baker (who knew?!), both as Patrick Jane and himself. I'm a bit concerned that I love and identify with Patrick Jane's dark side though, and his psychopathic tendencies that no-one seems to bother about!

I think Simon Baker is a fabulous person in reality, too. He's shy and alluring - a dangerous combination if you ask me. Rebecca Rigg certainly knew what she was doing when she snapped him up! (Boo Hoo! Actually, good luck to them, it makes a refreshing change to see two people so enamoured with each other even after 20 odd years - Yay!)

Eric Christian Olsen is probably the closest example of the 'perfect personality:good-looking guy' ratio I've yet to come across. Once again, I am totally late to the party and Sarah Wright beat me to it! lol *sigh. As for Marty Deeks? Love him to bits. I'm not immune to a bit of Deeksness, nor would I want to be. I love the light side of the character, but also think that ECO pulled off a few Emmy-worthy performances in Season 4 and Season 5 (not wanting to give away any spoilers, but wowzers "Impact" is an incredible episode.

I love it that when I write I just watch the whole story unfold in my mind like watching an episode - a testament to some pretty good acting skills on the part of the casts. My thanks go to them for helping me be so creative. Someone pleeeease tell Shane or Bruno about my work! My fees are quite reasonable! LOL!

I am kinda old compared to a lot of people on this site but I've made a pact with myself never to grow up! So let's just say I'm not too far behind the Bakerman! And may be just a teeny bit older than ECO!

I love mystery and good writing and am quite creative myself, so I have a whole bunch of ideas for stories up my sleeve. Please, please, please read my work...and REVIEW it. I live to be loved! Don't we all? And let's face it, a good writer learns from his/her readers...so please, help me out!

Road Trip by Idan reviews
Spoilers for White as the Driven Snow, picking up right after the episode ends. What do Lisbon and Jane do during the long ride home? Talk, of course.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
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TO CATCH A RED EYE reviews
Jane finally gets his showdown with Red John, but not before he solves a murder that involves ice cream in a BIG way! Possible S6 spoilers regarding the identity of Red John ( depends whether my theory is correct!) A LOT of BLOOD, SWEAT and TEARS went into this one, so pleeeaaaaaase REVIEW. Rated M just to be sure.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
A VISION IN RED reviews
An unsolved case and a missing husband are just two of the teams problems. After a minor accident, Jane isn't sure he knows his own mind. Lisbon is feeling the strain of having some, quite literally, dead-end clues and Van Pelt seems to be hiding something. Another long one, but worth it, I hope. PLEASE REVIEW.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
RED HOT TEARS PART 2 reviews
Continuation from Part 1 - Jane has gone off the rails and abducted the child of a murder victim. Now the killer has tracked them down. Lisbon and the team fight desperately to save Jane from losing everything. PLEASE REVIEW !
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
RED HOT TEARS PART 1 reviews
It's the 8th anniversary of his family's murder and Jane's going off the rails, fast. A young mother is murdered, a child abducted and an manhunt begins. Lisbon fights to keep her friend and colleague from losing everything - but he's not making it easy
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
VERY BERRY JELLO reviews
Jane is attacked and the team have to figure out why. A bit of Jane whumping, a smidge of humour and a crime to solve. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
RED APPLES reviews
The aftermath of the S3 finale. I wrote my own S4 premiere 'cos I couldn't wait! Can Jane now finally move on? Or is his nemesis going to taunt him from beyond the grave? Please review. It's written in script form as an actual episode. Need ur thoughts
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
A SCARLETTI IN THE STUDY reviews
When a professor is found dead at a prestigious Academy, the team are called in...but why doesn't Jane join them? Stand alone story - sorry, no Red John, yet! PLEASE REVIEW - BRUNO HELLER liked it, Hope you do!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
RED MIST reviews
Will Jane finally get the chance to exact his revenge? Lisbon and the team get closer to Red John than they've ever been before. Vengeance, evidence and a shock in store for Patrick. Please REVIEW. Continues RED LETTER DAY and RED OR DEAD...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
RUBY MASQUERADE reviews
The team are attending a fancy dress fundraiser when murder strikes. Can the team crack the case in silly costumes? Who is that masked man? And just why does Lisbon have to be home by midnight? A bit of light-heartedness after all that Red John hooey.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
RED OR DEAD reviews
Red John gets too close to Jane for Lisbon's comfort. Follow on from RED LETTER DAY. Serious Jane angst, a smidgen of Jisbon. PLEASE REVIEW after reading. Lots read but too few review. PLEEEEEEASE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Patrick J., Red John - Complete
Red Letter Day reviews
Has Red John struck again? Could Jane be in danger? Lisbon is worried, Bosco is mad and Jane is not quite himself. Full and complete story. C'mon people please,please REVIEW after reading. Need a bit of love in my heart!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Red John, Patrick J. - Complete
Road Kill reviews
Someone is targetting Gunnery Sergeants and Gibbs is on the list,,but is he the one in danger? Been away a while, but now I'm back! Please review...I live for reviews and don't get many 'cos I don't do chapters! Help me out, would ya? COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold reviews
The much requested sequel to Memory Lapse. Tony attempts to get his revenge on Ziva. Longer than expected but I think it satisfies the hunger! PLEASE READ MEMORY LAPSE first. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Red Alert reviews
Something hinky's going on at the Navy Club. Lifeguards keep turning up dead. A sulky Abby, a buoyant Tony and a red swimsuit. More DiNozzo laughs and an actual crime story. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
Memory Lapse reviews
Tony's confused...whose bed is he handcuffed to? Serious TIVA suggestion. Lots of innuendo. Nothing explicit but rated just to be sure. Just a oneshot to make do whilst I continue working on next big story. Hope you like...Please, please review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Cabin Fever version 2 reviews
A fractious team, a team building wilderness weekend and an uninvited visitor. plenty of laughs DiNozzo style and a hint of TIVA and McAbby. Sorry for re uploading full version but had technical difficulties adding chapters. Please review. Very funny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
Exorcising Demons reviews
A hostage situation at the hospital, a renegade agent and an unhappy ending. First time so please go easy. Was written after only seeing snippets of season 4. Forgive any inaccuracies. Feel free to review and advise. Complete story.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Tony D. - Complete