themoose-withinhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. I like rain, reading, the Office and so forth, swings and friends. I'm counting down the days until I can be free of this country and move back home. |
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I Caught Fire by glitteratiglue reviews
** ON HIATUS ** Bella Swan came to study in London to escape her painful past. One night of passion with Jasper Whitlock: a charismatic, yet haunted bartender will change everything. Can they find salvation in one another? AH,OOC. M for lemons/profanity/disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,696 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 4,745 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Toxic by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella & Peter have done it all - friendship, dating, bed buddies, and every confusing fluctuation in between. They eventually come to accept that they just don't work together, but that sexual chemistry never goes away... AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,049 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Peter
Emmett and the Pacer by chele681 reviews
Emmett's Jeep has always signified his freedom, can he find true release in the back of his father's car instead? AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Emmett, Alice
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 3,359 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cursive by apocalypse cabaret reviews
It was the handwriting that gave him away. Go figure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,768 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Vision by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Alice gets a disturbing vision about Bella and Edward's death. No matter what they do to avoid it, things keep getting worse and worse. Can the starcrossed lovers avoid their deathly fates, or will Alice's vision come true? FINALLY COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,893 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
It's Not That Simple by A Single Drop of Blood reviews
Bella is finally going to become a vampire. Her dream come true. Now everything will be better, everything will be perfect. . . right?As usual, things are NEVER that simple. Bella learns the ENTIRE truth about being a vampire, good AND bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
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Painted Poison reviews
The bodies twist around me, and I chase them. Puppets on strings." Leah finds her scissors at long last. Because everyone deserves one last say.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Leah - Complete
The Death of Jacob Black reviews
Because in the end, dreams are always better than reality.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
