Name: Max

Ambition: To open up some resturants

Favorite games: Advance wars, and Super smash brothers Brawl

Age:14

country: US

B-Day: 1-11 Like 666! Creepy.

Favorite manga/comic: Bobobo-bobo-bobo

Description I'm a crazy but smart kid with an IQ of 120+ I don't lie

Friend on : pokefreak900,Bynd Theodere Way,I think..

C2 commuties: Not saying.

I don't care about popularity at all.

Favorite sport: Demolistion Derby (Ot';s cars smashing each other how can you not love it?)

Motto: Life is best sereved with CEREAL!!

Favorite song(s): See Transformes 2 bands and Fall out Boy

My avatar islike that cause it's cool!

Courage the cowardly dog rules!

Never become Britney Spears D@& it!

If you're reading this I'm asleep cause I'm that dang lazy.

Rest in peace Connor.

1987-2009

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all :
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you think team final smashes should be in the next SUPER SMASH BROS. GAME then copy and paste this into your profile

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news fl ash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Milk carton: Contains milk (I did'nt know that! I brought this milk hopeing it be milk free?)

I don't say Gensundiet cause it makes me fell like i am worshipping Hitler-Dane Cook

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'

“I’m no physician but there appears to be a knife in my arm.” THUNK “Okay who is throwing those!?”

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter

best friend: would laugh and send this to all their online buddies

2012 is a lie. There is no refernce to it antwhere else in the world and if it's true about meteors, we have a FREAKING LAZOR!!