""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.

AU. She yanked him out of his comfort zone. He made her want things she tried to guard against. Somewhere in the middle ... hell broke loose. Collab with Blade Redwind.

Tai and Sora have always been best friends so when everyone around them pairs off they decide that they should date for 100 days. Look at the journey of their 100 days together and how they discovered that what was most important was each other. TAIORA. NOW REVISED

In which Hiashi makes Neji an offer that he can't refuse and Tenten makes the ultimate sacrifice.

Shino knew that anyone he picked for this mission would hate him for all eternity, so he picked someone who already did. Me no own.

Tenten's path crosses Shino's as she prepares to take another mission with him. Me no own. Last chapter is up! Complete!

Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.

After losing at the League over five years ago, Ash Ketchum has finally returned and is set to face off against the Champion of Sinnoh in a full six on six battle. Does he finally have what it takes to win it all after so long? Pokeshipping, follows canon up until the end of Diamond and Pearl.

This is not a love story. At least not yet.

Iruka's apartment is lost, and because of the Chunin exams he is left homeless until Kakashi offers Iruka a place on his couch. Then two strangers lern to live together, and maybe even fall into love.

Recovering from their imprisonment by Orochimaru, Neji and Tenten realize they are still flying blind when it comes to living. But at least they're still flying. NejiTen, Team Gai. Prequel to 'Straight On Till Morning'.

Fleeing into space with precious cargo, Sakura finds herself aboard the Byakugan, a passenger ship hiding a few secrets of its own. Space AU, SasuSaku, NejiTen.

One-shot. What Sai needs most is stability. He broaches the subject with Yamato over dinner. Sai x Yamato.

Time heals all wounds - wasn't that what everyone said? Tenten knew that it was a lie; some wounds cut too deep and left scars that never stopped aching though she would learn how to shape herself around the pain. Inspired by manga chapter 614. SPOILER ALERT if you have not read chapter 614!

Tag on to the end of Chapter 613, when our favourite commander dies. Short but sweet oneshot about Shikamaru's reaction immediately after the chakra connection breaks...

Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.

A good first lasts. It's getting there that's the hard part. - The first time Holly ever considers Artemis physically and vice versa . - Featuring a rather flustered Howl. Oneshot.

She supposes that this makes him "her" human, though she is still undecided on whether it is something very nice or just extremely tragic. But it's crucial that she knows exactly what to expect from herself should something go horribly, horribly wrong on the actual night and her plan not to let her target even touch her go down in jet-black Amaterasu flames. NejiTen one-shot.

In which the gang visits an infamous Haunted Mansion, and Misaki isn't sure how she'd ended up alone with Usui. Apparently, they have stumbled upon the mysterious Room of Lust. CH2: 'They found him four minutes later outside the house, semi-conscious. Predictably, Misaki was nowhere to be found.' Hilarity ensues.

When Tenten finds out about her past, she ends up traveling down a path of nightmares and mysteries. As she tumbles in the dark, will Neji be able to keep her from straying too far? ::Tenten x Neji:: ::slight one-sided Sauke x Tenten:: R&R please. Final chapter is up!

Tenten prepares to be transfered from Itachi's unit to Shikamaru's. Wait, that sounded dirty. Me no own. Changing the rating just to be on the safe side. Complete!

Gaara-kun had a hole where his heart would have been, had he been alive. AU

That humiliating moment where Tenten grabs the shoulder of a person who she thinks she knows, turns him around, and doesn't recognize him. At all. And things just go downhill from there. Nejiten, oneshot.

Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.

There is a reason why Team Gai is not sent on seduction missions. NejiTen, if you squint really hard.

Sometimes people surprise you and remind you that all you know is not all there is to know, that things will not always be what you expect them to be. Set after the war.

In the end, they are all just passing through. NejiTen, Team Gai & Sakura.

Neji is planning to start a family. He knows how to make a baby. But baby-making isn't as simple as he thinks it is.

With titles like this, who needs summaries?

Gaara and Tenten have to stay in a local inn, miles away from home on an important mission. The locals were difinatley something left to be desired, but the konoichi on the other hand... Me no own. Final chapter up.

Some say that love transcends all boundaries. Hikari Yagami bitterly agrees to this. She has been trying to forget him, but some unknown force seems to want them to meet again: can she bravely say hello again to him after all these years?

One and two and three... They were allies. How could she not see it? Three chances, three meetings, one ending. SasuTen oneshot. Sort of.

One week. One Hotel. One chance by a series of post-it notes, dog-eared pages, sarcastic remarks and wilting hopes. They're just two more people in the world searching for something beyond the sex and glamour of their youth. Usui/Misaki. Now drabbles.

The time right before summer is usually spent making plans and getting away from school. Not getting trapped inside it with two homicidal maniacs and the girl you want to ask out. Someone should have told Shino. Modern AU ShinoTen

Interlude 2 - Enter: The Rulebook, composed by one Yamanaka Ino…and how it just does not seem to work when it comes to the most important conquest of all. Enter: Naru Shikamaru, to whom these rules do not seem to apply. Enter: One big problem.

Neji has a proposition for Tenten, that leaves the whole team and the Hyuuga Household stunned.

While bathing at the hot-springs with their friends, Naruto and Tenten reflect on their secret relationship. NaruTen. Oneshot.

Sequel to 'The Haircut'. Tenten's obsession with Shino's personal grooming continues...

Tired of all the failed attempts, Naruto uses Lee's beliefs to get the two together. Or sort of. NejiTen all the way.

Shino and Tenten seem to be using their punctuality as an excuse to be close to one another. Rated M for violence and gore in sixth chapter. Chapter 8 up. Complete. Me no own.

The red thread ties two people who are meant to be together. But the red thread doesn't tie us together, Dear. one-shot

The red wheels of the Sharingan were spinning. [Oneshot, Drabble Collection] [NejiTen, Het Pairings]

100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!

He wasn't opposed to being happy. If only half the women he'd been set up with were acceptable. How was it a certain brunette's half-cocked scheme worked in his favor? If only she didn't do it so *well*.

Shino has helped in saving the world just to have that same world turn on him. As his life is slipping away, can someone save him? Can he find that which he has lost and live with purpose again? One-shot. AU. ::Shino x Tenten::

He likes to make them all believe he does it all without even trying. The best part of believe is lie.

"So you want on seducing me just to prove that you can?" He laughed and shook his head. It sent shivers down her spine. "No, I don't want to seduce you. I want to watch you burn." Adult content, language.

SANDSIBS. After his harrowing experience, Gaara faces a new terror: learning the box step so he can dance with Tsunade at a celebratory ball. In the process, he learns about love. Reposted, 2008. Crack!fic with a serious subtheme and brotherly bonding.

What happens when Byakuya Kuchiki gets extreamly drunk? This story is for my bf! I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

The war is over, but there will always be dangerous missions. When Shino uses an Aburame hidden jutsu to save Tenten, he realizes he may have put their working relationship in jeopardy by doing so. What's a socially stunted shinobi to do? ShinoTenten

Written originally for Rel's Summer writing contest. There are always two sides to every story, and this is TenTen's

Time records all, even happenstances that have been erased, written over, or merely forgotten. 50 dips in Time that may or may not have ever happened. Chiaki x Makoto. 50scenes challenge from LJ.

No matter what it takes, Tenten keeps her promises. -Collection of Tenten one-shots- 5: Lady In Red - Tenten wears white as a warning.

Because we all know that taking that first step is always the hardest. . .And that Neji is a hard-ass, so Tenten's going to have to do it. It was crisp day in autumn when Tenten decided to end it all. R&R, please!

Tenten could only hope afterwards that a marriage proposal by means of torture was the Copy Nin's twisted idea of a joke. Otherwise, it didn't look like there was anything she could do about it. Kakashi x Tenten.

He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.

Ten occurrences that cause Ino to be scared of little Tenten. Chapter 2 is just the truth. Rated T for one curse. Tiny ShikaIno at the end. Complete for now, but I will happily add more silliness if people like this style-but it'll be many characters.

Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.

Love is never easy, especially when duty and desire conflict. NejiTen ShinoTen oneshot.

Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.

Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.

AU. "Did you know it's rude to stare?" he asked coldly. "Did you know I don't care?" she retorted with a roll of her hazel orbs. He glared, she stared. He smirked, she smiled.

Optimistic new girl in town Hikari Yagami was trying her best to adjust to her new environment, especially at school. However, things were made difficult by a cold, unfriendly classmate of hers. Exactly what was his problem?

A mission goes awry, and Hinata must save the day with the help of Akamaru. Along the way she learns a lot more about the Inuzukas and even a bit about herself. This might be T, not M, but I prefer to err on the side of caution.

A confrontation on a Tokyo rooftop goes wrong, leaving Misaki in the hands of BK-201. Or is that a good thing?

Who knew a simple haircut could be so intimate? ShinoTen

Inspired by recent omake - if Neji wants a gaiden, Neji will get a gaiden! This story chronicles Neji's life with his team starting from their graduation from the Academy. Follows canon with extra details. Nejiten.

A mysterious, handsome man. Tenten. Yes, Tenten is the mysterious handsome man! Her missions are getting weirder and weirder. Kakashi x Tenten

He was a prodigy, with a damaged past and no future. She was a commoner, with a hidden secret. Strung together by fate, it was only a matter of time before she changed his life forever. AU, NejiTen

And so he steps. / Five times Chiaki rolled back his own timeline because of, it figures, Konno freaking Makoto.

Chiaki Mamiya and Makoto Konno, as read between the lines. 50 themes; 1sentence challenge from LJ.

Mary returns to Misselthwaite after 5 years. And Dickon begins to consider telling Mary how he feels, but is there someone who has something to say about it?

Tenten thinks Neji's hair is impractical. Neji knows otherwise.

In which Shikamaru learns the perils of being a teenage boy in the presence of a clueless girl. Shikaten.

The only thing that kept him from slipping was the tight hold he had on her hand. NejiTen. Lemon. One-shot.You have been warned. Please review!

Ten/Shino continuation from "Unwritten". Tenten's good news shatters Shino's world. Can she, with the help of another Aburame, help Shino see that his past does not predict his future? How will she deal with the repercussions? Some Naru/Saku, Kiba/Hina.

Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?

One-shot. There can be no beginning without an end. And while Tenten mourns the loss of another friend, she can also find comfort in the belief that there is something more waiting for them. Especially with Shino by her side.

TwoShot For Alenachan's challenge. Also a VDay fic. Two Titans discuss love, chocolate, and other things. Okay, so not much of 'other things' but a lot of chocolate and love! Updated with Second Part By Special Request

The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…

It wasn't the mission that almost killed them, it was his face. One Last Gift - Side Story: No need to read One Last Gift unless you want to.

ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.

There was someone else who looked at the world through ruined eyes. Subtle Tenten/Gaara, hints of Neji/Tenten. Rated T for safety.

Knowing she has no other choice, Tenten accepts an S-Rank mission that entails her to get captured and tortured. But what happens when Neji finds out? Will he be able to reach her before it's too late? ::TentenxNeji:: ::slight, one-sided SaixTenten:: R&R. Finished & Revised!

Sometimes even the hero is in need of saving... implied Tamaki/Yuji

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

Tai is a 15-yr-old who is apparently immune to the fatal illness "love" attacking his classmates and everyone around him. Or at least he thought so until he found himself tumbling deep down into it, completely out of his control.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Every year she gave me chocolates, and when she suddenly stopped doing so I realized how much she meant to me. And the thing I am feeling - whatever it is - definitely has nothing to do with the endorphins. SasuTen slight NejiTen. High School AU. ONESHOT.

ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.

Tenten choked. “You just have to know that…” she mumbled between gasps and pangs around her thighs, “…women like me… We’d rather face a rejection than live on with a burden in our chests. So, here I go…” She NEEDED to tell him. Today. NejiTen One-shot

-AU- Neji tells Rock Lee that fate has made him a sub-par bass player. Tenten tells Neji he can take his fate and shove it up somewhere that will require a prostate examination to remove it.

AU. In a world of lust, deceit, and fake smiles, a geisha's greatest taboo is falling in love. Tenten only wants to make Tsunade proud. But the Hyuugas, especially Neji, are proving to be an obstacle, inexplicably tied to both their pasts. NejiTen.

Affectionate displays between ninjas was a very subtle art, or so she'd heard. This is the story of boy meets girl and inevitably, boy scares the living daylights out of girl. Sasuke/Tenten

Neji deals with his awakening hormones as best he can: by writing in a diary."I fear a coup. But it only involves myself. I believe my body is turning on me, planning a hostile takeover that I might not be able to quell. My body, it’s...doing things."NXT

The end has come at last. The sun rises. Third part of the 'The Night Trilogy'. NejiTen, Team Gai.

Hinata has a past she's running from and yet trying to grow from as well. Gaara seems to hate everyone and everything. And yet, takes to this shy girl with a protective hand. Mock 'Raise Your Voice' which stared Hilary Duff

An unexpected conversation between Tenten and Hanabi leads to a revelation and some unwelcome advice. Will the weapons mistress heed the younger girl's counsel? When it involves Neji, can she?

There's nothing left to guide them, nothing but themselves. Future-fic. NejiTen, Team Gai. Second part of 'The Night Trilogy'.

Shikamaru is called away from his perfect day off by none other than the head Hyuuga, what could he want, Shika/hina and implied Neji/ten long oneshot. Now with the underlines and italics removed

Within the silent darkness, in the flow of the drifting wind, he stole her away from the only world they had ever known – strict laws and absolute rules that bound all to each with no tolerance for betrayal. NejiTen. Slighty Dark.

AU. Tenten-centric. Light NejiTen. Drabble. Mysteries and flowers unfold seasonally. What of the Wisteria man and the mysterious murders? And who is that boy that peers from behind his roses?

Tenten loves Neji; Neji loves Tenten. But of course, neither knows. She's given up. Set up on a blind date; but with who? and how will Neji react? What's going to come of our favorite couple? And will "he" find the answer to his question?... What is love?

NejiTen. It seemed that no matter what she did, the Butterfly could never reach the Moon. How will she defy the gravity between them?

The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku

.completed. “You can’t resist me, Daidouji-san. I am every girl’s ideal type,”... “Well, but you’re certainly not my type,”... “You’re just denying yourself, Daidouji-san,”

Gift!fic for Annie. SasuSaku. I sound moonstruck, she thought mournfully. Maybe I haven’t changed. Maybe I can’t. Maybe it’s him.

After one fateful night, Negi finds himself entangled in the world of Evangeline McDowell. Immerse yourself in a world of untold passion and growing obsession. Bask in the moonlight, and have yourself a bite to drink. The night is young. Are you addicted?

Flowers, dates, love... Neji wouldn't understand, it's a girl thing. NejiTen oneshot.

Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?

Cyberpunk!Verse. NejiTen. Gai starred at his only female student. "Tenten-chan, I-I do not mean to question your youthfulness...but, where are your pants?"

In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji

AU. A black leather bound sketchbook binds her to him, and breaks her against him. NejiTen.

It was the way she cried her unshed tears. NejiTenten

If the Hyuuga characteristic of being impassive and sullen has finally rubbed off on her, he deemed it was too soon. She should have woken him up at all cost, even if it was a personal matter. “But Neji, it's biological in nature.” -Blood Red Trilogy-

Neji faces an inner confusion that he views as a calamity: for the first time, he sees TenTen as cute.

Hinata is faced with a startling dilemma. Have her first kiss with a shark, or give it to her lazy lab partner? An AU ShikaHina one shot

Sometimes, it's just being there that matters and is enough. NejiTen

[ShikaIno. for illusioned.] Shikamaru on chemistry, romance, and the language of love. He doesn't get it, but maybe he doesn't have to. She translates just fine.

[oneshot] His question challenges the balance of Tenten's entire world. Kankuro x Tenten.

Three boys have interesting reactions when they find out Kahoko's secret. [She was reaching up to grab a CD from his shelf when he noticed it. A flash of light caught his eye, and he actually stopped playing in the middle of his piece out of shock.]

[One Shot] [Crack!Fic] A moment of clumsiness leads to confusing and frustrating results.

Neji had broken one of the most hallowed rules known to woman. 'Thou shalt not steal her chocolate.' Tenten's going to make sure he never does it again. At least, not without her permission. [Oneshot, Nejiten, semisequel to Whipped]

Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]

Far from common belief, Tenten has a family, and a past. It's just that there's never been reason to talk of them. After all, who really wants to know that you're a gypsy?

[NejiTen] From the moment he first spied the slick sheen of wet red blood on her hand when they were twelve he saw how easily it could all slip away.

NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.

Tenten and Neji read a feminist book. And of course, trouble ensues, as Neji becomes increasingly aware that Tenten is currently, and may have always been, a girl. [NejiTen]

A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.

[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]

Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die

Onesided Taiora. All Taichi wants is his best friend back.

It takes a mission to show Neji that Tenten has grown up, but she learns a little herself. Part Four: 'I can't see inside you if you look away.' [NejiTen.]

Not every flower has the chance to fully blossom, before it has to die... Deidara & Tenten.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.

Set at the end of ch. 238. How some members of the Hyuuga clan handle changing traditions, both in themselves and in the family.

Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.

It's true love for Kakashi and Iruka! ...or is it? Parodies the KakaIru pairing.

Life is getting Jyou down, so Mimi invites him to go on vacation with her to help get his perspective back.

Also known as the Weird Fic That Sucked Kit's Brains Out. This starts out fairly dark, but gets perkier toward the end. Objectionable stuff. LemonLime. [complete]