Yo thar.

I'm InvaderKap. Actually, if you want to get technical, I'm really not, but I'd like you to call me InvaderKap or some variation (as opposed to my real name if you know it). I'm approx. 15 and a half as of now and feel a passion for writing, drawing, playing the piano, computer programming, and really anything on which my creativity can get its hands. In a way, I suppose I could be considered a "mad scientist" of sorts; most people call me either crazy, a genius, or both (usually both). Sometimes I'm quiet and painfully shy and very polite, yet sometimes I burst out in fits of bizarre, hysterical laughter like a drunkard and joke around with people I don't even know, usually about incredibly random things such as toast and potatoes and flying purple monkeys. Occasionally, my apparent insanity can be dangerous; one Halloween, someone pointed a fake gun at me, and I grabbed the gun and used it to twist his arm backward. I do admit that on that occasion, I was probably just drunk on sugar. As long as I'm not high on anything, I'm perfectly safe... probably.

Aaaanyway, on to what I write. Due to my current fandoms, which are The Ring, The Grudge, Portal, Har'e+Guu, Chobits, Azumanga Daioh, Death Note, and Sonic the Hedgehog, I am most likely to write about supercomputers who have discovered the code necessary to achieve sentience (Chobits (Chi/Chii), Sonic the Hedgehog (various important badniks in the series and also Emerl, who is not a badnik and therefore must be individually noted), Portal (GLaDOS and possibly the turrets)), Japanese ghosts (The Ring (Sadako/Samara), The Grudge (Kayako, Takeo, and Toshio)), evil dolls (Sonic the Hedgehog (Tails Doll)), and/or characters with strange appearances, abilities, and/or personalities (Death Note (pretty much everyone, especially L), Har'e+Guu (Guu), Azumanga Daioh (pretty much everyone)). I am also minorly interested in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, mainly due to the presence of Yuki Nagato, whose history perplexes me immensely. In terms of genre, I am likely to write comedy, horror, romance, adventure, and generally anything else. My writing style is fairly developed, but it's not perfect. I appreciate criticism that shows clearly that the critic does not despise me as a person for even trying to write; you see, I'm quite sensitive about being detested, and it's probably my least favorite feeling.

Now that that's over with, LEEEEET'S EEEEEEEEEAT CRACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS. -yomp nomp nomp-