John Watson has no idea what Sherlock Holmes wants from him. Mycroft Holmes knows what Gregory Lestrade wants. Sebastian Moran know exactly what he wants to do to Jim Moriarty. Irene Adler still knows what people like. Henry is head over heels. Anderson, too [twice]. Sally's annoyed. Harry's unhelpful. Molly got exactly what she wanted and more. Is it graduation yet?

John is utterly clueless when it comes to things not in a pretty skirt, but that doesn't stop them from loving him for their own reasons and fighting for him. Naturally, this does more harm than good for poor John.

John Watson: Doctor, Solider, Golden Retriever just wants to be treated like everyone else. Instead, he's in the pound facing his ultimate doom. Then he meets Sherlock Holmes. AU. Note: Now with Jawn's description.

John develops an appreciation for Sherlock's voice that goes beyond normal, platonic friendship. Scotland Yard is swamped in a media frenzy surrounding a serial killer case; Lestrade calls them in to work on it and Sherlock is completely obsessed.

Bengal Tiger Sebastian Moran is in the pound for killing two people. One Jim Moriarty saves him. Sebastian might not admit to it, but he is Jim's pet and it's the best thing to ever happen to him. From the 'Bring Me Back A Dog' AU.

Mycroft goes on a diet, but it's harder than he thought it would be. So he hires a personal celebrity chef. Gregory Lestrade in the best diet chef in all of London. He's also quiet and sweet, unless Mycroft cuts corners.

When Sherlock isn't lucid, he see things. Then one day, as he's dying in the street, he sees an angel and it changes his life. Drug use warning

After Sherlock dies, John spirals out of sanity. Dark themes. !Summary Edited!

John makes his way in the world by being dominated. John Watson as the submissive in Asib.

Sebastian is just a normal man and Jim his normal fiance. Or, at least, it would be if not for his sudden onset episodes of uncontrollable rage.

A collection of one-shot AU stories featuring Sherlock Holmes and John Watson usually .

DI Lestrade has found himself in possession of two little boys. Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes.

Irene Adler has taken a step too far and John Watson is not an enemy you want to make. Dark!John/SerialKiller!Sherlock. Based on 'Get Off Easy' by Breath Carolina. Format Fix

Kink Meme: John gets revenge on Sherlock for what he did in the lab. Things get a little out of hand and Sherlock gets hurt feelings.

Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.

Kink Meme: The first time Sherlock and John have sex, Sherlock pretends he's a pirate.