Hey

Well there is hardly anything interesting about me.

Age: 18

Favorite books: The black magician trilogy, (obviously), Age of the five, (Really disappointed that their isn't a section on that), Twilight, (on Audiobooks. Yes I'm Lazy)

Favorite author: Trudi Canavan. (Duh)

Anyway if you want to read my story please leave me a comment or just some advice. All is welcome!

I have two dogs Cassey and Jess. And 2 fish that are immortal!! They will outlive everyone... creepy!

http:///albums/c168/spiritdetectivegirl/Goddesses/realistic3.jpg - Evelyn

http:///albums/u320/aneagoddess/elf.jpg - Evelyn

http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ras-al-khaimah-gateway-1.jpg - City on planet

http:///129/354723737_9882af66fe.jpg?v=0 - Another city that could be city

http:///images/2ND_GE.jpg - Space ships

This is a kind of breif summary of the people in my stargate Atlantis story. OK here it goes:

-They believe in 5 gods. Chaia, Huan, Lore, Yranna and Saru.

-They are ruled by 5 representatives who were chosen by the gods. Juran, Dyara, Evelyn, Maire and Rian. (they go in order of strength. Juran strongest, Rian weakest.)

-They protect all knowledge. (Like the name of the story suggests.)

-They do have magic type force which they all have.

-They all study the five martial arts. Tiger, Crane, Viper, Monkey and Praying Mantis. (Lol i took this from Kung Fu Panda.)

-Everyone in the city are part of the religion of Circlians.

(If i think of anything else i will add it here.)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane.If you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous FanFictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing FanFic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your sig.

Funny, Funny, Funny, Things.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.

She's all about the extreme sports these days

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Select my name and press ALT + F4

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

rip, slip, brush, ahhhhh

Cereal killer

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" DUH HERMIONE. god.idiot.

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I so rock.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

RAWR I'm a DORKASAUR

El Retard.

Emo kids have cool hair

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complament.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

EHMAGAWD

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the monent you let go, they'll catch on.

It will be as if I never existed

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.

Vampire's like Baseball?

You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

I know I'm a sexy penguin

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I often break out with random dance moves

Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I'm not a whore! Your boyfriend just thinks I'm hot!

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!

HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Boys before girls, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Love can come in many different colors.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I'm gonna go touch the butt!!

You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair.

Stupid shiny Volvo driver.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon.

Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN