The expectation of drowning was optimistic, she thought. That was only if she missed the rocks, which as Dwayne pointed out was unlikely given her current trajectory. What was likely was that she'd die. Her body would be smashed on the rocks like a baby bird, her brief life as a half-vampire cut shorter because Dwayne couldn't take a joke. Part 2 of the West Coast Vampires Saga.

She would never be able to get away. She knew that now. She could run as far and fast as she liked, but she wouldn't ever be able to reclaim what she knew she'd lost. Her life ended the minute she set foot in Santa Carla. Part 1 of the West Coast Vampires Saga.

Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

I hate you! I hate you all! Why am I here? What's the point if everybody hates me! Everybody ... The world would be much better off without me! Wouldn't it? - "Thank you! I'm so glad I met you, love!" - Wouldn't it ...?

SpainxEngland slight mentions of FrUK and PruUK : "If I knew the little kid that I taught to dance all those centuries ago was going to use what I taught him to evade me all the time… Well I wouldn't have taught you to dance if I knew you would do that."

While running around in Orochimaru’s lair, it isn’t Sai but Naruto who stumbles upon a sleeping Sasuke. Yet not everything is as it seems and a trap has been laid out for everyone’s favorite blind shinobi, smut ensues! SasuNaru Oneshot! Warnings inside!

SasuNaru. Yaoi. Naruto is obsessed with bringing Sasuke back, but Sasuke has other plans