HolmesWomanhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Sherlock Holmes, and Harry Potter. All that you have to know about me is: 1- My English isn't perfect, but that is because it's not my native language, so please don't be hard on me. If I make any mistakes, though, please point them out to help me improve as a writer and as an English speaker. 2- I've always got new projects coming up, plot bunnies are jumping at me from all directions, but to make a long story short, I haven't had enough sleep time, let alone writing time. 3- I am one of the laziest people you will ever meet. 4- Most of my new projects are based on songs. THEY ARE NOT SONGFICS, as I am utterly incapable of such a thing. Anyhow, I'm thinking of posting (alongside the stories per-se, as an extra chapter, if you will) an explanation of how I got the plot out of the song. If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them. Ideas are bullet-proof. | |||||||
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Still Waters by newyork24-7 reviews
They say that still waters run deep, a calm surface can be so misleading. Before Anna and Bates there was another valet and head housemaid who fell in love. This is their story.
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,973 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight by RhondaStar reviews
Another OOTP inspired scene - set after Dumbledore has fled the castle and is in hiding - he pays Minerva a midnight visit. Some lemoness to this - and possibly a bit of angst too, not entirely M rated but just to be safe... ADMM 1 Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Wager by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione arrives at Malfoy Manor to find out her boyfriend Draco did something awful. What will she do when she learns the exact details of his stupidity and what he's done on top of it to correct it? SS/HG- Two-shot Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,131 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Momentary Madness by MMADfan reviews
Minerva has one foolish moment. Where will it lead? Short, fluffy fic. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Accountability by lionesseyes13 reviews
Watching a detention with the Carrows, Snape considers the duty he owes to Hogwarts students, to Dumbledore, and to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
My Wedding Day by June Magic reviews
Thanks to an absurd Marriage Law the Ministry of Magic, Severus Snape is forced to marry. Here are his thoughts on that day. Translation by QalaChaki.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
All Of Him by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hot Coffee by remuslives reviews
Hermione plots to seduce Remus. gift fic for G.V.S.L. and KaraSays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Forward by TartanPhoenix reviews
Discretion is a wonderful thing, but there are times when one must be a bit forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Better Than Coffee by angelically-devilish reviews
After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 171 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Small Experiment by Bil reviews
"I believe the purpose of a ball is for you to dance, not hide in the shrubbery and hope no one can see you." ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
An Interesting Proposition by Always Hopeful reviews
Response to challange on MMAD boards. ONESHOT! COMPLETE! OH YEAH? ALBUS AND I DID IT ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH! Enough said...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by skiniminni reviews
Albus and Minerva run into each other at a Ministry Ball. Backstory to Mum's the Word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Belle Is The Only Word by Always Hopeful reviews
ONESHOT! COMPLETE! Three men are in love with Min. But they can't tell her. Why not? Please read and review. Hehe. Kind of MMAD... But not really. Just read and you'll know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Help Me Make it Through the Night by skiniminni reviews
Songfic to Help Me Make it Through the Night. Takes place after Professor McGonagall returns to the castle in Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Finally home by TartanPhoenix reviews
The last man of the war finally returns, but what will he find?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
I Still Remember by TartanPhoenix reviews
A man looks back at the love of his life as she moves on with another. TRMM ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Care to Dance, Minerva? by Georgina Weasley reviews
Dumbledore courts McGonagall at the Yule Ball, and she is persuaded to let her hair down. Sentimental MMAD fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Bad Day by Laura Kay reviews
Minerva McGonagall is having a bad day. It takes place just a couple of weeks after the fifth book ends. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
What She's Doing Now by Laura Kay reviews
Severus Snape ponders his relationship with Minerva McGonagall. I guess that makes it SSMM, but there's a bit of ADMM thrown in for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Valor's Minion by Freelancer reviews
Anyone who thought Albus Dumbledore was just a sweet little old man with a few screws loose never witnessed his final battle with Grindelwald... (rated R for language and graphic violence)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Go Fish by Freelancer reviews
Short and fluffy. Albus and Minerva play cards and talk about life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Of Underclothes and Magical Eyes by MiniNerva reviews
It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2000
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Jar of Hearts reviews
"She knew she wanted to forget. He knew that if he had had a chance to before, it was gone now. She knew that she wanted her future to be James, and perhaps a family with him. But most of all, she wished the future would bring peace, and peace would bring reconciliation. He didn't wish for anything. His mind was a blank filled only with alcohol and Lily." Inspired by the song.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Three reviews
A familiar scent has Holmes believing a certain thief is back in London. When they meet there's always challenge, heat and a battle of wits. Twice she's bested him at his own game, but now he wants to come out on top. Other version, original is M-rated
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Three reviews
A familiar scent has Holmes believing a certain thief is back in London. When they meet there's always challenge, heat and a battle of wits. Twice she's bested him at his own game, but now he wants to come out on top.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Irene A., S. Holmes - Complete
