I Can proudly say that my favourite author is Bloodied Sand, her GaaxSaku fanfictions are amazing and you really should read them!!

Hajimemashite,

ore wa the Imouto of Takigakure. I am called Gaybridella but only wants to be called that by my real friends. You can just call me imouto

Age: Juusansai (Thirteen years old)

Born: Juuichi-Niijuunana-Kyuujuuyon, nichiyoubi juu-ich gatsui (Month: 11 Day: 27th Year: -94, in november on a sunday)

Gender: Onna (Woman)

Lives: In sweden, but I prefer Japan - Japan is a beautiful country and I would love to be a part of its' wonderful culture.

Family: I see all my friends as family, but the truth is that I've got a mom and stephdad, a onisan (big brother) and a otouto (little brother), a dad and a twin-soul. My twin-soul is my Oneisama, she isn't really my big sister but I prefer to call her that. And of course am I her little imouto

Eye colour: Blue/gray

Skin colour: Pale

Nationality: Swedish, Sweden, Northen europe

Blood: Swedish (The snobbish ones who wants to be less then what they are), Danish (Yeah, my father and grandpa is danish and the whole family on my fathers side), German (No kidding, my moms fathers family worked in the mines of Dalarna for carbon and they come from German O.o)

Likes: A few things like pokémon (cuz' they are just so adorable!!), anime and manga, japan and japaneases, alternative clothing, Naruto, yaoi, poetry, music (I would seriously die without it O_O), all my friends (I would die without them to), dark creatures (Vampires, wearewolfs, zombies etc.), my Oneisama , good fanfictions (duhhuu .), changig my hair every month, belts, skirts, bathing, candy, SUGAR O_O''!!, gay people XD they are just so nice, attitude t-shirts, stand-up comedian, Björn Gustavsson, my colourful vocabulary, plushies, Itachi-kun from the manga Naruto, he is so hetwe -, the moon, blood, cosplay, meeting people like me XD, hugs, to glomp random people on the streets, movies, poker (Texas hold 'em, I am good at.. A bit :P)

Some information you should read before you contact me: I am a vainglorious, self-important, snobbish, spoild little bitch to those who I do not know and do not care about. I love to make new friends but have a hard time thrusting people, I would totally kill for money and choose my life over 20, 000 lifes of strangers. I can't see the point in love and I can proudly say that I have never felt anything other then platonic love. I hate cleaning and my room is always messy, the reason might be that I do not have the abbility to do a great cleaning job cuz' I have nothing to motivate me. And for the record I am pretty close friend to all the dust-rats in my room under my bed XD

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Freaky facts about me: Well, everyone seems to do this so then shall I be a mainstreamer and do the same:

1. I have a phobia for sitting in a subway or two-decker bus and it drives under a bridge. it feels like it would crash and I usually close my eyes then and clenshe my fist. I can feel my pulse go up and that is something I do not like, it scares the crap out of me!! Sometimes it feels like I am going to die were I sit!!

2. As toled earlyer, I have never felt love and will probaly never feel it. I can't see the reason in why somebody would want to be with a person for the rest of their lives. None love isn't conditional love. And if you would even want to live your life with somebody, why not belive in them fully instead of giving them conditions for your love? (I would love to have a conversation with somebody who don't think as I do, cuz' that would be fun XD But you who think like me I would love to talk with to, so we could share our greater knowing with each other XD)

3. I am bisexuall or/and pansexuall, I do not se the point in picking a mate and thinking of its' gender as I do so. This I do not want to discuss with anyone, if I may.

4. I am a very sick kid, seriously! Not just in my mind, physical too! I have had pneumonia three times and otitis several times before we went to a doctor and fixed it. I am very clumpsy to. I have a total of 30 scars on me... Mostly done by me my self, but that is not the pont. the point is that I am still living after loosing so much blood.. I am sure it has had an effect in my brain.. I wrote better when I was six then i do now O.o

5. I listen to altenative music but also strange kind of musik, like those with keyed fiddle, flute, violin etc. I think that kind of music is so wonderful. Hedningarna does a great job controling a bunch of strange and beautiful instruments. :D

6. I love the pairing ItaxSaku but for the moment GaaxSaku is just so adorable X.X

7. I love suprising people. I bet 100 buck that I could lick a table clean and then put it on youtube... I licked it but didn't put it on youtube . So my friends said it doesn't count.. So I only got 33 bucks... Which made me sad T.T

8. This will sound weird but I do not care. I have this feeling that I must to everything I can to make people happy. I love when people give me compliments and stuff. If I do not please everyone I get this nagging feeling something isn't right and that I have let that person down.

9. This will sound even weirder O.o But, what the hell.. Okay, so I have a problem for making people happy. But the most important thing is not to forget that I am egotistical and a very very self-important dumb ass. Some say I jude my self to hard, but I can't see why. Well, well.. I'll proably find out sooner or later.

10. I am very overprotective of my friends. If you would have the guts to hurt them I would personaly rip your head of before I'll torment you til' the end of the world, but that is of course if your a girl.. If you were a boy.. I would castrate you and then make you eat it before I rip your guts out and then I will open up your skull and shit in your brain~... What? O.o

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Quotes, just because you love them ;D

-Me, my friend Hedda and Butte, on the subway.-

Hedda: Huh,? We stopped.. Why did we stopp?

Me: Dunno', maybe we hit a pair of badgers...

Hedda: WHAT!? How dare you think anything like that!! You're mean!!

-Hedda hit me, me and Butte started laughing-

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Me: I do not belive in love, simpel as that

Argat: Ya' moron! Why don't you?

Me: Cuz' I have never had it and I can't se a living proof that it exist

Argat: Aww, hun! I am da' living proof off it!

Me: How? Show me some love, baby ;)

Argat: Well, that depence on with love you're looking for. I can dress like a whore or you could just marry me!

Me: ... If that is love I do not want it..

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Me: Lets end the discussion, please!?

Matti,Butte,Hedda: NOO! You shall learn what love is about!!

Me: But I do not want to! 'puppy-dog-face'

Butte: No 'buts'!! And stop that puppy face, it makes you look ulgy.. But, Hedda look even more ugly in it..

Me&Hedda: HEEY!! .

Matti: ..Hey are for horses..

Butte,Me,Hedda sweetdropped.

Me: Well, that was random enough.. May I go now?

Matti,Butte,Hedda: NOOOO!!

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Hedda: Say: How are you?

Butte: ... How are you?

Hedda: NO! You idiot! In french!

Butte: ...

Hedda: TIMES UP!! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!

-Hitting a very very unhappy Butte-

Me: Mwahahahahahaha... This shall go on youtube...

Matti: 'Hell has no fury as two angry, french learning bakas scored'... You just wait and see my dear friend...

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Me: Drugs are old news... LETS GO SMOKE SOME MARIJUANA! O_O

Argat: Ya' are a crazy woman hun...

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Me: 'panting' Sorry guys, I just got..

All: .. Lost on the road of life..

Me: You know me to much...

All: No, we know what you know to much..

Me: Touché..

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Perverted.guy: Hi babe, feel like giving me your number?

Me: No

P.guy: Ouch! That was hard bitch!

Me: ...If you do not keep your tounge were it should be I am affraid I will have to cut it in halfs...

P.guy: Hehehe.. Sorry babe, you are a tuff bitch so why don't you and me just go-

Me: .. Or maybe I should cut something more dearly to you in halfs... What do you think...Bitch?

P.guy: ... Touché

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1. Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say?I_DO_NOT_EXIST!... Oh, that was creepy O.o

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it, and what does it say? Book: Begynnelsen(;the Origin;the Begining) Word: generande (; incommodious)

3. What can you hear right now?The far away voice of my father talking in his phone... And if I listen very close... I think he is talking about his work.. Or so is he talking to some woman he have meet on the internet ... Yeah, it was the female whore...

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself:A talking Flanders statue, Me: Hi Flanders! Flanders: Always room for one more Flanders! Me: Well that sounds good, what are you doing? Flanders: Always room for one more Flanders! Me:... I got that know, so if you please just answer my- Flanders: Always room for one more Flanders! Me: 'snap' I'M GOING TO KILL YA!! Flanders: Always room for one more Fla-...

5. Turn on the TV. What show is on?Fear Factor U.S.A

6. Type your name with your elbow.Imouto of Takigakure... HELL YEAH!! AND I SERIOUSLY DID THAT!! WITH MY ELBOW!! FUCK RIGHT YOU SHALL BE SUPRISED BY MY GREAT POWERS!! 'maniac laughter'

7. What happened when you last typed in this computer?..This..

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see?Yaoi... 'drools'

9. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you beHuh? Which? I've only seen the movie: the Warriors.. If it was that one, I would want to be one of the Lizzies!! XD

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say?Ogeaaoioh (Oge a aoi-h)... . A pirate translater please!!

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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE BEST QUOTE! EVER!!:

'Every awkvard silence, a gay baby is born' - From All I Needed was Rain

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Pairings of choice:

Naruto:

GaaxSaku

ItaxSaku

NejixTen

ShikaxTema

ShikaxIno

NaruxHina

HidaxHina