Thinkinglikehalfabrainhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and ER. A little about me - I am a scorpio, i enjoy Harry Potter to the point where i sometimes think i suffer from Benkinersophobia - the fear of not receiving a letter from hogwarts, on your 11th birthday, and though i'm well over the age of 11, i'd like to think the letter got lost in the mail, or the owls haven't been able to find me, for some reason. I live in Denmark, but i am currently planning on moving to London when i am finished with my education here. My favorite Characters are : Severus Snape Lucius Malfoy Fred and George Weasley Luna Lovegood Tonks Sirius Black Ron Weasley Hermione Granger, And of course Harry Potter - who doesn't have him as a favorite character? I grew up with Harry Potter, i was merely 7 years old when i read the first book - translated into Danish, of course, but i never read the books in any other language than english now - there's just too much missing from the translation. In general i just enjoy everything Supernaturel, and magical - Charmed, Supernatural, X-files, X-men - some super hero movies, but definitely not all of them. I also greatly enjoy Transformers, Men in Black, movies with Russell Brand - movies with Alan Rickman, whom i think deserves an Oscar for his role as Severus Snape. In other words, i'm just like any other girl at my age who likes Harry Potter and other things Magical :) |
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Into The Jaws of The Serpent by LightningRapunzel reviews
Eva Manning, an expert in Norse culture, is called in by SHIELD to question a certain Norse god. Three days later, and the undefeated god proclaims himself King of Midgard. Yet after taunting him and verbally sparring with him the days before, Eva must run. She knows he will chase her. But for how long? He promised her a game - and a game she shall have...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,410 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki
Another Dark Star by Alabaster Princess reviews
An Auror joins the Order of the Phoenix where she meets the father she thought was dead and the lover she left behind. Follow her life during the war, and see what happened in her 7th year that led her here. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 185,361 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 11/20/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Dancing With A Devil by Keggy Chaos reviews
Ever since she was little Evangeline knew there was something different about her. She couldn't step foot on hallowed ground without feeling sick to her stomach and her emotions often had explosive effects. She discovers her Father made a deal with a Crossroads demon for her Mother's love, but that isn't the only discovery she will make. Crowley/OC.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Crowley, OC
Tywin's Ward by Kalendeer reviews
I was ten years old when I moved to Casterly Rock, and to my eyes, Lord Tywin Lannister was the purest knight. Then I grew up, and nothing changed.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Tywin L.
Loving This Sin by LetoLover71 reviews
Gender-Swap. Sam's character is a girl in this. Series of one-shots between Sam and Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lucifer
The Prophet by whogles1 reviews
Crowley/OC, set from season 8 onwards. Can Crowley meet his match in one of the Prophets rounded up to interpret the demon tablet? What happens when the two become closer than a human and demon should? Later chapters may have to be changed to M rating. Please rate/review.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bobby S., Gabriel, Crowley
Back to Wonderland by UnicornMachine reviews
Two years after returning from Wonderland, and Alice misses it dearly. Her adventures once she's back in Wonderland. Burton's version.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,083 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] - Complete
Grace's Deal by skywasmadeofamethyst reviews
Grace makes her way to the dusty old crossroad near her house late one night planning on making a deal. Crowley the king of the crossroads needs to make a deal of his own. Grace unwillingly agrees to Crowley's deal. Two years and then she comes to him. He needs someone he can trust and Grace fits the bill. Now they're stuck with each other. Crowley/OFC Some spoilers
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,009 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Crowley
In Love With the Enemy by skywasmadeofamethyst reviews
Crowley McLeod was a smug jerk. That's what Bobby Singer had told his daughter time and time again. But when Elizabeth meets Crowley the two are drawn to each other. They can't deny their attraction to one another. How can they even manage a relationship that has to remain a secret. Especially when a few unexpected surprises may force them to come clean to Bobby. Crowley/OFC. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Crowley
Fire and Ice by KieraPSI reviews
The invasion of New York has been repelled, and Loki taken to Asgard for trial. S.H.I.E.L.D. turns to an empathic psychologist and suspected pyrokinetic to help them move forward. Could the multi-talented woman be just what the doctor ordered when Loki returns to Earth a broken god? Rated M for sex and coarse language - Loki/OC - DISCLAIMER: If you recognize them, I don't own them.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 354,677 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Loki, OC - Complete
I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light by KatieNoctem reviews
Just a different way the apocalypse could have played out. Essentially a series of timestamps in an AU featuring an original character, eventual CrowleyxOC. Rating for bad language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Crowley
The Lion's Guest by hlmsluvr reviews
Partly AU. Begins during the War of Five Kings. In which Lady Ailyn agrees to be Lord Tywin's 'guest' while he plots his next move against the Starks. Lady Ailyn tries to get Lord Tywin to see her as something more than a weak woman and Lord Tywin armors himself with criticism and cunning. I own nothing except my own characters. FYI later chapters may have season 3 spoilers.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,830 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Tywin L.
When The Stars Align by Kaitastrophee reviews
Ambrosia Petra is the newest addition to the Hogwarts staff, taking over the Astronomy department. When a certain brooding Potion's Master catches her attention she refuses to give in to his indifference. His sad, lonely demeanor draws her in as he pushes her away. Can she break past his shields and help him recover from his grief stricken past and find the happiness he deserves?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Severus S., OC
Seducing The Doctor by Used To Write reviews
Rose is pretty sure that the Doctor wants her as much as she wants him. Smut with a story. Lots of sexual tension. Nine x Rose pairing. Mature content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,881 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Deal of Bases by Crowley's-demon-lover reviews
Ann makes a deal with Crowley, who takes advantage of a vulnerable girl's needs, only to find he has needs of his own.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Crowley - Complete
If It Kills Me by spoilers-sweetie reviews
Dani quit the hunter life when her mother and father mysteriously disappeared one night. Her life spiraled downwards until she woke up one night covered in blood with a familiar body laying motionless beside her. Afraid, she runs to Bobby Singer's house for protection and finds him making a deal with a dashing demon. (OFC/Crowley)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Crowley
Crossroads and Crossed swords by larentina reviews
The choice was simple. Give up her Soul, or maybe be picked to be queen of hell. She never thought he'd ACTUALLY pick her. Now she's doing everything she can to make the king of Hell reconsider his choice - and neither of them ever fight fair. Crowley/OFC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 78,410 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Crowley
More Than Just Right by lovegoodxo reviews
Katniss and Haymitch are at President Snow's party, waiting for the announcement. In a room full of Captiol citizens eager for more Hunger Games, who will be left crying at the end of the night? Smut ahoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Theoretical Love by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Theoretically, the Marriage Law shouldn't have even passed in the first place. But it did, and now two very similar people are thrown together. Here's the catch - he's a murderer, and she's an Auror trying to incriminate him. Welcome to politics. SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Severus S., OC
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Back I Go by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry ends up back in time twist of the usual sev is harrys father its now harry is sevs father! will Harry give Severus the childhood and future Harry has always wanted watch as severus blooms into the person he could have been. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,877 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Princess and the Quidditch Player by Snitchy McSnitchsnitch reviews
A Danish Princess and a Scottish Quidditch player fall in love with each other, and have to deal with the complications that come alone with loving a princess and a quidditch player.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,078 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - OC, Oliver W.
Harry Platter by kamikaze-dg reviews
This was a story I did for an English assignment. my teacher apparantly loved it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Albus D., Harry P.
Two Halves Make a Whole by SweetIvory reviews
As far as I was concerned, boyfriends were out of the question if I was to pass my OWLS and NEWTS. I'd never had one, and I didn't want one. Not till now. Snape/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,177 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Severus S., OC
They started to make out sexily by Arsonist1992 reviews
Hogwarts in the 80s, featuring Tom Riddle and human/male!Hedwig. Both have a dark outlook on life and are in a metal band that express their darkness through their music. Full summary inside. Includes a mystery guest star. Yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Voldemort, Hedwig
One Day at A Time by Niemand5 reviews
A new DADA professor joins the Hogwarts staff and has to deal with classes, an angry Snape who wishes he had the DADA position himself, and family trouble arising from the past. An alternate 6th year, where not everything is as it seems. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,028 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
He Did it His Way by Hamm On Wry reviews
After 15 years of abuse and manipulation, Harry decides to start looking out for number 1. Fed Up!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Agenda Driven!Goblins. Polygamous Ships. HBP ignored!NO Horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,364 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Feminine Products by siriuslives394 reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Lucius & Severus & the Mysteries of Haircare by YeahSureOk reviews
What do you do when an old friend turns up unexpectedly at your door? Let's rephrase that, an old friend, presumed dead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Mostly Hair Related Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
By now you should recognise this story as the millionth series in that infamous saga, The Pureblood Antics of Lucius Malfoy. This time, as I noticed a trend, I've renamed it to include the hairobsession. HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Malfoy's Murder Mystery by Oricon reviews
Lucius is holding a sleep over. Severus and Remus are invited. One unexpected guest turns up and a few others wind up dead. Can Lucius and his gang figure out who is behind it before they're next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The Far Too Numerous Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome to the triumphant, or not so triumphant, comeback of this knickerspoilingly exciting story, which, as ever, seeks to document the activities of everybody's favourite evil, snobistic, and especially blond, wizard. Warning: HBP Spoilers occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Depraved Still Ongoing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The racy madness continues, as the splendidly gorgeous Lucius Malfoy and his sardonic sidekick, Severus Snape, embark on yet another hilariously warped sequal, now the fourth, of this rather persistent story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
In the Company of Snakes by Cousin Mary reviews
Lucius is introduced to the bastard daughter never knew he had. Story will focus on Lucius and Snape’s friendship, as well as both men’s relationship with the Malfoy children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Any Such Things as Happy Endings? by WhittyOne reviews
A Romano romance with a character of my own original creation. Chapter 20 is up...getting near the end here, folks. Feedback appreciated, desired, needed....what can I say? I don't have Rocket's ego - I'm fragile.
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,812 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002
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fate intertwined reviews
Charlotte Weasley, 2nd eldest Weasley child,comes to hogwarts as a trainee as a part of her healer education. The subject? Potions. Can the Weasley girl and The bat of the dungeon get along? Or is it a doomed arrangement, which will end in catastrophe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,324 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., OC
Always reviews
Severus Snape goes to the cemetary where Lily is buried. The story is about his feelings when he stands there, and a little bit about his childhood as well. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Andromeda Black reviews
Andromeda black chooses love over her family. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
A new life reviews
Alexandra Matthews returns to County General, after she has been working in New york for five years. Why did she leave in the first place? She got pregnant with, Dr. Romano. Now after she returns, does old feelings come to live again?
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - R. Romano
A surprise you won't forget reviews
What happens when a reporter comes to interview Lucius Malfoy at his manor? - humorfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S.
