Athalia
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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155747
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Fanfiction Poetry.
As I stumble into bed, I curse the devil in my head
And if I die before I wake, I hope the lord won't hesitate
To pluck my coffin from the ground
He need not heed the neighbors now
And throw me up for all to see,
The flies of August swarming me

I get a ride
Right by your side
Under your skin
I'm digging in

Well I don't know, but I've been told
The road to heaven is paved with gold
And if I die before I wake

I need a ride
I need a ride
I need a ride from you

I need a ride
I need a ride
I need a ride from you

Well sticks and stones can break my bones
And boys can make me kick and moan
But when I want it autodrive

I get a ride
I get a ride
I get a ride from you

I get a ride
I get a ride
I get a ride from you

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord my soul to keep
And if I die before I wake
I hope the lord won't hesitate
To pluck my coffin from the ground
He need not heed the neighbors now
And throw me up for all to see
The flies of August swarming me

I get a ride
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Positive T-cell
Regeneration
Regeneration
Regeneration
Positive T-cell
Regeneration

What a pretty life you have
Oh boy, it's a pretty life you have
And I would need a map
Just so I could navigate the back yard

Home is very ordinary
I know I was born to lead a double life
A murderous strife and misery
And when I find it, I know I'll make sense of me

I want to be cool, tall, vulnerable and luscious
I would have it all if I'd only had this much
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut
I would be be involved
Be involved
Be involved
Be involved
I would be involved with you

I know the girls
That live inside your world
Just sitting next to a mortal makes their skin crawl

I want to be cool, tall, vulnerable and luscious
I would have it all if I'd only had this much
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut
I would be involved with you

I want to be cool, tall, vulnerable and luscious
I would have it all if I'd only had this much
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut
Be involved
Be involved
Be involved
Be involved
I would be involved with you
Oh, with you

~Liz Phair

DISCLAIMER: LIBBY NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!!!!!!

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Live And Let Die by DescendingAngel reviews
After 5,focus on Snape's pov; also with Lupin, McGonagall. Harry returns to Hogwarts sooner than expected,new year begins,he gets into trouble,Snape and Lupin are sent on a rescue mission. I swear the story's better than the summary ;) (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,470 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
It's The Great Pumpkin,Severus Snape by skullfarmer reviews
I know Halloween is over. Sue me. Snape spends the night in Hagrid's pumpkin patch. Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Severus S.
Kareoke Night II: Take Two by Mauve Lipgloss reviews
It's back! The sequel to the infamous Kareoke Night! It's Harry and company's turn to get a taste of the insanity! Hence the return of some of our favorites from KN! Silly Songs with Sirius as well! *CH. 6 UP - DRACO* Shania Twain? Odd... H/G Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Really Awful, Horribly Bad Joke by PowerLeca reviews
Omigoodness! New Roman Numerals! I'm back with yet MORE! *Part X up!* Fred and George are telling jokes in Potions... (it started out like that, anyway)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Severus S., George W.
Underpants by Miss Granger reviews
I hope you like this. I just took lines out of the books and replaced one word with "underpants." Chapter 6 is up!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002
Hallelujah by Clayin reviews
Remus's POV. Set right after Voldemort's downfall and Wormtail's supposed death. Song Fic with Angst Angst Angst! also, the disclaimer has been corrected
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2001
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Broadway Magic reviews
How dorky am I? Harry Potter characters sing their versions of show tunes. Now up- "Gryfindors" sung by Snape, to the tune of "Little Girls."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003
Snaps For Severus! reviews
Severus Snape never should have come to Thursday's staff meeting, for a horror beyond what his mind can conceive awaits him there: Teamwork building activities with his co-workers. Ths Snap Cup! (inspired by Legally Blond 2) Ch. 5 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Sneaky Cat reviews
"Sneaky cat, sneaky cat, why is Filch keeping you?" Anyone who watches the TV show "Friends" frequently knows and loves the "Smelly Cat" song! Harry Potter characters have invented their own version of this song for Mrs. Norris. "Sneaky cat, sneaky cat, w
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2003 - George W., Hermione G.
Sirius, Lily, and James
It seems the good they die young... This is a short little tribute to some of the characters who have died in the books. Its to the tune of "Abraham, Martin, and John." Read and review, or suffer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2003
Further Reflections On Dracula reviews
This is about Bram Stoker's Dracula. It's modeled after Ogden Nash's 'Further Reflections On Parsley', so you won't be able to fully appreciate this unless you read 'Parsely' first.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2002
Your Horoscope For Today reviews
Harry and Ron decide to have a bit of fun with a Divination project when Ron discovers one of Fred and George's Weird Al CDs lying around the common room...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2002