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Author has written 3 stories for Corpse Bride, and Sweeney Todd.

Note to all reviewers, readers, etc:
Anonymous reviews (along with regular reviews) are welcomed. Flames, as mentioned in my stories, are not. Anonymous, repeated flames are especially unwanted. If you don't like the fic, leave some constructive criticisim. If you repeatedly leave flames, I'll just ignore/delete you. If you've read the reviews for 'Surprise!' you may have noticed a couple of flames left by the same person. Not to worry, he/she/it's been exstinguished, so hopefully they won't be back.

Note to the flamer in re: reviewers, readers, etc:
Come on dude. TB's not cool. I mean, would YOU like having tuberculosis? Of course not. And, even if you are a Tim Burton fan, that gives you no right to repeatedly bash my fics.

Things to look forward to:

Across the Pond (series?)
Summary: Two American friends at Hogwarts that grow up with the characters.
Characters (OCs): Dominique, Kevin
Romance/pairings: Not decided as of yet.
Other info: My first collab with my best friend Katie. :3 Also my first HP fic as of late.

OCs of mine:

Name: Vincent Van Dort

Nickname(s): Vince

Hair: Light brown

Eye color: Dark brown

Birthday: June 17, 1833

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Personality: Often shy and quiet. Prefers sketching to being social. His best friend is Toby.

Name meaning: Conquering

Family: Victor and Victoria Van Dort (parents); Sarah (unborn in Issues) (sister)

Name: Dominique Wright

Nickname(s): Dom, Domino

Hair: Blonde (originally blonde-brown)

Eye color: Green

Birthday: April 7, 1995

Age: 13 in Issues, 11 in Across the Pond

Gender: Female

Personality: Bright, usually quiet. Quick to learn, very loyal to her friends, but has problems dealing with being herself. Has a hard time making friends and being social. Good at English and languages, pretty awful at Math and Science. Likes baking pies, cookies, cakes, etc, but despises cleaning.

Name meaning: Belonging to God

Family: Marshall and Bonnie (parents); Ronna, Erin (sisters); Jon (brother-in-law)

Name: Tobias Todd

Nickname: Toby

Hair: Reddish-brown brownish-red

Eye color: Dark brown, almost black

Birthday: March 29, 1833

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Personality: Cheerful, kind to pretty much everyone. Will attack people who insult or hurt his friends/family. Tends to brood on sensitive subjects, and is good at cooking.

Name meaning: God is good

Family: None that he knows of

Name: Kevin Erdman

Nickname: Kev

Hair: Blond

Eye color:

Birthday:

Age: 11 (Across the Pond)

Gender: Male

Personality:

Name meaning:

Family: Parents, Katie (twin sister)

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Bedtime by Robyn Hood reviews
An AU in which Azazel comes to visit Margali a year after he gave her Kurt, and the two put little Kurt, Stefan, and Jimaine to bed. Full of squee and cuteness.
Crossover - X-Men & x-men - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Azazel - Complete
A Father's Duty by Robyn Hood reviews
Azazel finds a teenage Kurt in devastating circumstances. He must take care of his son now and avenge him. My headcanon Kurt and Azazel - mixtures of comics, movies, cartoons, and my own ideas. T for violence and possibly disturbing scenes.
Crossover - X-Men & x-men - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2428 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Miracles by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Two months after his death, Mrs. Lovett has to deal with the result of granting her husband's last wish. To her utter surprise, none other than Sweeney Todd is willing to help her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,358 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
That Time of the Month by RawrasaurusRex reviews
Nellie Lovett's missing some things and she finds them in the most amusing place. Disclaimer: Pft. I don't own 'em, just use 'em.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The demon's nightmare by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When a man comes to the pie shop, very interested in Mrs. Lovett, she quickly falls for the handsome stranger. She doesn't realize that Sweeney recognizes the look the man gives her; a look he gives his own victims, a look of wanting to see there blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Two Years by Lomiel reviews
Two years later, and a single mistake remains to be put right.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Surveys by Royal Typewriter reviews
Exactly that--Sweeney Todd characters fill out those Myspace surveys. Just for fun, you know? New Lucy chapter!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Of Beds, Silk, and Stitches by bjont reviews
Jack and Sally indulge in their new, king-sized bed. Oh-so-G-fluff.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Mr Todd's True Motive by im retired sorry reviews
This is crack, lolz.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Children to Call Our Own by MalkyTop reviews
How did Jack and Sally get four or five skeleton children? Enter Dr. Finkelstein.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
I Can't Quite Feel You, Johanna by Royal Typewriter reviews
Judge Turpin forgot something very important about the biology of women. Just having some fun. Rated K for a bit of mature content, but if you know women, you already know what it is.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Johanna Senses by Kawaii-babi reviews
Anthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Helpful Children by Nightmare1 reviews
Old Mrs. Smith is helped by a strange threesome...oneshot, and finished. Read and review?
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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Meow! reviews
Sweeney Todd finds a kitten. How does he react? ONE-SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Surprise! reviews
Mrs. Lovett walks in on Sweeney. The results are...unspeakable. Very mild/almost nonexistent Sweenett, ONE-SHOT.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Issues reviews
13 years after Victor and Victoria are married, things go awry... Can a modern teenager help them? TEMPORARY HIATUS
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008