NAME: Commander Gecko of the Cloned Zombie Mutant Toe Eating Army

YOU CALL ME: Gecko. And that's it.

AGE: Between 1 and 1 000 000

WHEREABOUTS: At a computer. At a desk. In a room. On a floor of a house. On a street. In a city. That is part of a province/state. In a continent. On a planet. In a solar system. In a universe, that is in a galaxy (or vice versa).

LIKES:

cats

Books (too many to list)

Horror movies.

Being random with friends.

Music (many, many types)

- Having fun.

DISLIKES:

- Hypocrits

- Annoying people

- People that refuse to call me a nerd (WHICH I AM!)

- Snobs/jerks/arrogant people

- Jaypaw

- Stuff I don't like

NICKNAMES/FORMER NICKNAMES:

-Gecko

-Shady (discontinued)

-Candy (only used outside of the internet)

- That Freaky Nerd that is Crazy (rarely used)

- The Baggy Sweater Queen (rarely used, only used outside the internet)

- Freak (used as an insult, really a compliment)

BOOK SERISES:

- Warriors (all three, plus Firestars' Quest)

- Harry Potter

- TTYL. TTFN. L8R, G8R (I'm not sure what you'd call the series)

- Dear Dumb Diary (it's a bit childish, but they're HILARIOUS!)

- Protector of the Small

- Song of the Lioness

- Circle of Magic + The Will of The Empress (A book that technically is not part of the series, but should be)

FAVEOURITE FAN SHIPPINGS:

- Hermione + Fred/George (Harry Potter) I don't know why, but they're kinda cute together. I don't care which twin it is, 'cause they're teh same to me.

- That's pretty much it. I'm not big on fan shippings, as I don't like that sort of fanfiction.

RANDOM STUFFS

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN CALLED A BITCH COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All but southern and Elvis))

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it outhit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile.

80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S. Yeah, I know its obvious that I started this, and most times I don't have the ability to make people cry... but boys are idiots. Sometimes they need a girl to kick them from behind to remember their place in the world. Girls rule. Boys drool. Kindergarten phrases are always so logical...The italized part is by Moonstar of FireClan, and I agree with her. And so do I (Gecko).

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker,

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!)), Commander Gecko S. (((Okay, so I was listening to T.V, but I was also surfing the web, too. It /is/ fun. :) )))

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rosethorn, Littlewhisker

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker... ((well, not love love (if that makes sense)))

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider being called weird a compliment, copy and paste this onto yout profile and add yor name to the list. Commander Gecko S. Yes, that means that I started this.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (Well, I'm way more insane than her.)

If your friends have called you something that really, really doesn't discribe you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If two goose are geese, two moose should be meese! If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but you can't help but laugh if one gets pushed (mainly by you) down the stairs. If you found this funny, or know a slinkie, add your name to the list and copy and paste this onto your profile. Commander Gecko S. Yes, It's me again, starting another one of these things.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Commander Gecko S. (I still have the bruise)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (well, i'm not all the time but hey, i am most of the time becuase i hang out with my sister)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think most all of the cats in Warriors: The New Prophecy #5 Twilight were snobs; then once the badger attack their snobbyness disappeared, copy, paste on your profile, and add your name to the list. Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S.

If you think SquirrelBramble is THE most awesome pairing in the WARRIORS series, put this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, dannyphantomfangirl13, Grace of Masbolle, Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S. (Forget the warrios books, I'd shut it down, then read everything! And then re-read the good stuff twice! I'd only re-read the bad stuff once.)

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! Haha! I HAVE THIS ON HERE TWICE IF ANYONE NOTICED! HAHA!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their buts off. (I'm still not a teen, but who cares?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I did it on purpose)

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker bnlkaslkioer (The cat of Commander Gecko S.) (His name is blackie, but his spelling is terrible)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. (geez, I love these ones!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestrom is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG! He IS?)

If you believe Ashfur is evil, copy and paste this into your profle.

If you believe Firestar is Mr. Purrfect and should go back to his pre-Firestar ways, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Feathertail1021, Littlewhisker Commander Gecko S. and Cats.

If you LOVE cats more than dogs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Try not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Littlewhisker,

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a . - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

· Cats make better friends than friends do. They can be forced to sit there and listen and won't complain, they can purr you to sleep, and they're great for when you want to cut yourself but can't find anything better than a butter knife. Not that you'd ever need them too. - Commander Gecko S.

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all, Or else im locked up, All day long,

When im awake im all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home, When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar, I hear him curse, My name is called,

I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry, He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And run to the door, He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain, Again and again,

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops, and heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor, My name is tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me,

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION

I, Commander Gecko S., do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revoloution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

These are some things that I (and my friends) have said that I find funny, adn you might too.

Why is it that we just walked through the wet grass? (friend)

Because we're idiots. (me)

Why is that your answer to everything? (friend)

Becasue I'm an idiot. (me)

Upcoming Stories:

Back to Reality: We've all read those 'Warrior Parodies' where the cats do random, supid things, like discovering technology, eating cheese, and other 'twoleg things'. Well, this will be what would really happen. CAUTION: Will involve assorted deaths.
IN PROGRESS

Chaos: I've always wanted to do a fanfic where warriors put on a play. Some random person comes along, and in fluent cat-speak, explains the play, and leaves. What will happen? CHAOS!

When All Else Fails: Faithkit was the the subject of a prophecy made by Starclan, saying that she was the only hope for AirClan to surfive DarkClans' attempt to turn their four Clans (EarthClan, AirClan, FireClan, DarkClan) into a brutal monarchy. When she is killed by a case of greencough at a very vulnerable age, AirClan feels that all hope is lost. There is no more chances. Well, Dewkit wants to change that. She may not be in any prophecy, bu she can try her hardest. And that she will. She may fail, but she can try.

NOTE: None of these will start until I'm done with 'Just Me'.
UPDATE: Due to writers block, I've decided to start working on Back to Reality, just until I get some ideas