i'm not a new user, just an old one with a new face

this account will have zero unfinished stories. with laura c, that's a guarantee

and so begins the second beginning

i'm going to go ahead and put a universal disclaimer here, rather than slap it on every story i may conceive

a-hem

'i do not in any way, shape, or form make any monetary profit off the writing of any and all stories posted here, be they serials or one-shots. in no way do i benefit from the writing of these stories, nor do i claim any ownership over any of the characters in any of the fandoms i may choose to play with. they are all registered trademarks of their respective tv studios, authors, and other such creative folk. all i earn is the opportunity to showcase what is seen below. the end'

take that, lawyers of the world

i hate when the summary of a story is a question, like 'can blank do (insert amazing feat requiring bravado here) before blank is blanked? and what about blanky mcblank blank? how will blank cope when blank ends up blanking, and blank thinks it was blank's fault that blank went blanking in the first place?'

don't feed the reader questions. entice them in and let the story ask the questions in a sub-tle man-ner and then answer them, rather than giving away the whole premise of the story with a load of inane questions

thus concludes my rant for october 2009

oh yah. i'm very full of myself :) also oddly busy lately, being social and what-not

though i may not necessarily reply to any reviews i get, they are all deeply frowned upon. every review makes me a little bit more conceited, so when the great and terrible ego monster rises up and ravishes talent shows and ruins children's dreams, you can blame (or thank) yourself

MY OLD ACCOUNT IS 'MIMICKING KARMA' BUT IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET TO IT SO I WILL BE FINISHING ALL THOSE UNFINISHED STORIES ON THIS ACCOUNT