CrowCakehide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Homestuck. I have an account on deviantart, where I post the same stuff I do here. I'm not an art thief, just ask me: http:// Disclaimer: Use your head. This is FAN. FAN. I don't own ANYTHING. I'm not worthy of owning these characters. This is just here so I don't have to post this at the top of every entry. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Believe it. As you may have noted, I'm big on oneshots. I usually write them in about an hour, post them, and forget about them completely. Never have I installed a second chapter, so you can put the story on your alert list if you want, but it's kind of a waste of space. Although I do write multi-chapter fics, I have a tendency of dropping them. If this happens, please keep bugging me to do the next chapter. Currently Working On -Second Chances 5-- Sorry for the long wait! I haven't been very motivated for it, but I have finished this chapter and need a few more days for revisions and letting it stew plotwise. 100 Theme's Challenge!-- that's right, I'm jumping the bandwagon! 100 scraps of various themes! I have no idea how many I'll get through before I give up. These will come whenever I'm bored and have nothing to work on. Since chapters are numbered in numerical order, so will these be. In other words, it might take a while. I'm stuck on #5 General info about me: Well, let's see. I'm a girl. I was born on February 21st. I am 15 years old. I have no life what so ever. The end. |
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The Game Plan by Adistoria reviews
Naruto was a man with a plan Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Leave Nothing by Bleed Peroxide reviews
The past is pain, a saccharine recollection drizzled with regret. Taste it on your tongue, and it can be a delectable trip into nostalgia, the bitter flavor of memory. SasuNaru, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Finale by Capt.Planet reviews
Even at the end, Itachi is overthinking things. But really, he's not asking for much, is he?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mere Fleeting Moment by RedAzalea13 reviews
A poem about what Itachi feels for his little brother. Random? Maybe. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kleptomaniac by Capt.Planet reviews
Sasuke can never stop stealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
He Is by Capt.Planet reviews
So she loves him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Quarrel by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth and Zack argue about who gets the top. In verse.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 275 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Dahlia finds tru love! by Zarla reviews
i suck at summaris. plx rar.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Dahlia G. - Complete
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Piratestuck! reviews
Tavros was once a little boy with a big destiny. Human Pirate AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Naruto wakes up after the end of the battle of Sasuke vs. Konoha. Nothing in the world could have prepared him for what he finds lying beside him. AU. Spoilers up to 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,612 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
100 Themes Challenge
100 scraps about the Naruto universe. Yes, I'm jumping the bandwagon too
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,126 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Birth of an Akatsuki reviews
No one is born evil. The evil is born within us in a single experience that shakes us to our roots and then consumes our soul.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Seven reviews
They were three. Now they are two. They are still seven in the back of their minds somewhere.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better than One reviews
Gai recognized the boy the second he saw him. He was his clone, his twin, his son.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Goodbyes reviews
Kisame wonders what Itachi could be so fidgity about. He's only going to be fighting Sasuke tomorrow; no big deal. Right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Katana reviews
Itachi POV: A katana does not get to choose its master. If the master is unhappy, he will choose another blade to take the place of the first, not give up the war. Sasuke cannot become my spare no matter what.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Bear reviews
The Uchiha brothers share more than they know. The memories of their past fades with time like a old, much loved, stuffed toy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Goggles and Laughter reviews
For Itachi, it's hard to kill your best friend when he died nine years ago. The least he can do is keep his promise to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Dreams reviews
The night before the Uchiha Massacre Sasuke has a bad dream. There's only one person he can think to go to.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Are One reviews
Kakashi stands before Obito's grave, looking back at his successes and failures with Team 7.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sights from the Past reviews
Twelve years ago, after all the people he held dear had either left or died, Jiraiya decided to roam the countryside and work on his book. He returns to his old home on a whim, but this turns out to be a mistake.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Itachi's whim reviews
Poker Night at the Akatsuki started out as a great idea many, many years ago. It's kind of a mess now, but an entertaining mess at that. Chapter 386 spoilers. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Kiba Sends His Love reviews
Hinata, Naruto, and Neji left on a mission and only Naruto and Neji came back alive. Kiba has trouble letting go and clings to his old teammate the only way he knows how.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Lee's Journey reviews
Lee's teammates are made Chunnin, leaving him alone in the dust. He makes one desperate choice that changes his life, and everyone else's. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Lee R. - Complete
