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Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Some really good Quotes:

"Everyone knows that if you give a zebra a gun it'll fight crime." -- on Animorphs

"Cut the deck, cut your throat."
"No, I'll pass."
"Didn't think so." -- shuffling a deck of cards with my grandmother

"Banshees are cool."
"Banshees are really cool." -- Me, agreeing with NoNAMEohmygod

"It looks like a red and white raccoon died and she put it on." -- making fun of a swim suit

"Patience is a virtue, Tyler!" -- teaching life lessons to her two-year-old cousin

"A millipede person with a machine gun." -- on things that are scary

"Whoever made up god should write a book because they are CREATIVE!" -- completely forgetting the fact that the bible was written thousands of years ago

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Desperate Guilt by Wolf-ODonnell reviews
Edward Elric finds himself on a lone road that heads into the quaint lakeside town of Silent Hill. What he finds there will make him question his very sense of self and the true nature of humanity.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Truths and Legends by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
A local legend proves to be far more twisted than just murder. What really happened the night the Elrics died? Every answer seems to lead to more questions, and the key to the whole mystery lies with two dead boys who might never even have existed... AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
FullMetal Alchemist Bloopers! by Warrior Dae reviews
We've all seen what goes on on the screen, but what about when the camera's not rolling? Well these FMA bloopers will show you the funny things that happen behind the sceans. Witten by me and Shiro okibi okami.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Non Sound Rocks reviews
Roy and Ed infiltrate a research place and find it has very interesting test subjects and develop a bond with one of them. Rated m for violence and hopefully a yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Hunted by ZaKai reviews
Someone is hunting Roy Mustang, and that person is picking off his crew to get to him. Rated for: Violence and Gore. :Halloween Fic, Oneshot, No Pairings:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,096 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Lycanthrope by Rem Havoc reviews
What's better than a good old monster story?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Roy M.
The Mocking Mirror by agent000 reviews
Al believes the Bloody Mary legend, and Ed is determined to prove to him that there's no truth in it by performing it, but he's completely unaware of the world beyond the mirror. Written for Halloween.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
They All Lived Story 17: The Stone Is Not Enough by LadyWordsmith reviews
An incomplete stone fragment surfaces after years of obscurity. Edward must go undercover into an Aerugo Casino to steal and destroy it! Can he handle a mission for the State with a new partner?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Survival Training? by LadyWordsmith reviews
Seven Amestrian military officers on a required training mission. One forest. One campfire. Several bottles of liquor 'happen' to be along for the trip. Will anyone survive the weekend?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
From Humor, to Horror, to Honor by Nae'ka reviews
My very first FMA fic. PLEASE tell me what you think! A bunch of longer-shorts that I was too lazy to make into stories of their own
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Elysia H., Gracia H.
Prisoner of War by VoldieandtheDeathMunchers reviews
“Don’t worry about me,” she rasped, voice thick with poorly concealed agony, “I’ll be fine, you need to start on damage control,” Two months as a prisoner in an enemy stronghold and she was still nagging me about my paperwork. Drabbleish.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Roy's Answering Machine by Fists of Feury reviews
Mustang's very own answering machine, finally! Will he ever call any of them back? How many death threats will he get? Will Armstrong ever stop callng? WILL THE IDENTITIES OF MR. FLUFFIKINS AND SNUGGLEBEAR BE REVEALED? Read and find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
Father by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
What was going through Edward's mind when his father died? Oneshot, set during COS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
Mentality by Amalia Autumn reviews
Alphonse Elric had a theory as to how to summon the hallucinations. Recklessness plus stupidity equaled Edward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
Granny Pinako realises that, without parents, Ed has never had 'The Talk'. She takes it upon herself to give it to him, much to Ed's mortification. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward E., Pinako R. - Complete
Alchemy by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
Even in the midst of battle, Edward can't help but marvel at what can be acheived though alchemy. Just a quick oneshot, looking at alchemy itself and what it does.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Traitor by Amalia Autumn reviews
Traitors get shot in the back.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Dark Illusions by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
Edward finds a homeless little girl and asks Izumi to take care of her. When Izumi tells Ed to babysit her, things go horribly wrong. Violence, blood, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Crash by Rem Havoc reviews
Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Maes Hughes all get in a car accident on their way to work. Warning: character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Amalia Autumn reviews
Roy bumps into a familiar face while on the train leaving Central...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Torture Camp by Nyx the Coyote Kit reviews
It was simple. He was to infiltrate a secret base where they took people to brainwash them, by atrocious torture, into killing machines. AU, OOC, gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
The bullet meant for him by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Ed's been shot and Roy is waiting to know about his faith in the hospital. Parental!RoyEd Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
dot dot dot by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] [for k o u s e n] Roy and Ed educate Al. [challenge fic]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Custody Battle by junodog reviews
What really happened during Ed's first year of military service.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Red Light District by Me And My God Complex reviews
Illegal trades of drugs and poison and weapons, underground markets, strip clubs and whore houses. This is in essence the pleasure district of Central City, more commonly known throughout Amestris as the 'Red Light District'. And Ed can't get away from it
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
I Fall to Feel by Rasuto reviews
[EdRose] Rose, under Dante's hypnotism, looks to Ed as her only hope. But what if her feelings have always been there, and it was the enchantment that brought them out into the open? Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Rose, Edward E. - Complete
Annoyance by Amalia Autumn reviews
It all started with just an annoying, rythmic click of a pen...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Where is the LOVE? by La Salle De Bain reviews
[Oneshot] Alphonse writes a letter to all his fans and needs some serious love. Warnings include a desperate Al and slight Ed bashing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
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The Wrong Kind Of Interrogation reviews
While interrogating a murder suspect, Ed makes a mistake and winds up locked in the room with him, completely powerless. The suspect, on the other hand, decides to take what he wants... Character rape and all that stuff; if you don't like it don't read it
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Awkward Situations reviews
Ed is stressing out about work and needs a good distraction, so Roy decides to take him out drinking to block out the pain a little.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete