[ A Collection of Improbable Things ]

I'm not as interesting as the stories I write. Actually, I'm quite boring. So boring that to actually put any biographical information here might actively lessen my writer street cred. Sure, her stories are good, you would hypothetically say to yourself, but my God is she ever dull. Someone that uninteresting can't possibly be a worthwhile author!

So I'm going to say nothing. If I appear mysterious and withdrawn, maybe that will make me seem cooler? One can only hope.

I will tell you, however, that my name is Rose and that it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You know, hypothetical person, you seem like a pretty awesome humanoid. You want to go get smoothies later? I'm buying.

AS OF 1/16/12 I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON:
My own novel for a while. No more fanfic for me for some time, people.