seatbeltdriveinhide bio
Author has written 36 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter. Most everything I write is found on my livejournal *points to 'homepage' link*. Only select things are posted here, and I'm still in the process of posting things that follow FFN's TOS. For everything else, again, see the link ;) I'm terrible with responding to reviews on this site, but I always appreciate feedback! I'm just slightly FFN-illiterate. Beyond posting fic, I'm a little lost. ^^; As of 6-25-2011:
*Part 4 of The God of Small Things has been posted |
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Badly by ZipCode reviews
Homura wakes up in a world where the only witch is the one in her head.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Homura A., Kyoko S.
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The God of Small Things reviews
Roy's dull life turns on its head when he stumbles into a war between deities and meets an unconventional half-god who just so happens to have the fate of all mankind in his hands - not to mention a chip on his shoulder the size of Amestris. RoyEd, AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cities in Dust reviews
The Fuhrer has a responsibility to the people and the nation that often supersedes his own desires. When Roy is forced to send Ed to the northern front, he vows to end the war as soon as possible – but reality is rarely so kind. Post-manga AU, RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
A Comedy of Errors reviews
Going into the emperor's employ was a quick way to land a price on one's head. Hohenheim found that out the hard way. Pre-series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hohenheim - Complete
First reviews
Winry loses her first patient. Post-series, background EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Handy reviews
Pre-manga. Summers in Resembool were very predictable.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hohenheim, Trisha E. - Complete
Home Is Where reviews
Following the death of his team, Roy leaves the military for Resembool's most infamous home. Instead of solitude, he finds himself trapped in the Elrics' story. Roy only knows one thing for sure–not all is right with the little house on the hill. AU, gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
One morning, Alfons makes the grave mistake of not waking up before Ed. Everything goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2011 - A. Heidrich
Feathers reviews
Ed, Roy, a vacation in Xing, and an herb legal only in the country where pretty much everything is legal. You do the math. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Coconut Skins
Post-manga, slightly AU. Ed wonders, not for the first time, just why it is that he survived. Pre-HavocEd. Past-EdWinry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
The Dead Flag Blues reviews
It's the end of the world. Manga AU, RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
Alternate manga-verse ending. The world was sadly more interesting before the war, and coming from Envy, that was saying something.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Cultural Sensitivity reviews
Ling thinks Ed needs to appreciate Xingese culture better. Ed thinks Ling needs to shut his damn mouth. LingEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
this is why we can't have nice things reviews
Grocery lists should not be this complicated. Roy sees this, but Ed remains unaware. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Perception Check reviews
Ed doesn't understand why Roy worries. Roy's just trying not to have a heart attack. RoyEd, h/c.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
as long as your army keeps perfectly still reviews
All Roy had to do was take a single step, and Ed's walls would crumble as easily as dust. They were never meant to be a balancing act. RoyEd UST.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Art in Motion reviews
A young Kimbley perfects his art. Pre-series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
This or That? reviews
Roy always knew Ed had no sense of fashion. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Progress, As Usual reviews
It was amazing how much could change in just five years. Pre-slash RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Moving Day reviews
Roy, Ed, and cohabitation – was it really a good idea? RoyEd, future!fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shadows reviews
Selim Bradley doesn't like the dark. Post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Pride - Complete
Shock reviews
RoyEd, future fic. "The doctors all have theories," Roy explained. "But no one has any concrete answers. One of them even suggested it was all a matter of his mind catching up to the rest of the world."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Stare Decisis reviews
Barry thinks his wife is more trouble than she's worth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Bridging the Gap reviews
Pre-slash RoyEd. Ed's new assignment proves just how far he is from being politically correct.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Public Relations reviews
Being the Fuhrer's personal assistant was a lot harder than Ed thought it would be. RoyEd, post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Forever Family reviews
After two hundred years, he'd hoped the homunculus would have grown tired of the hunt. No such luck. Pre-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Hohenheim, Father - Complete
And Without Further Ado reviews
Pre-series, first anime. Hohenheim knows when it's time to leave.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hohenheim, Dante - Complete
Tin Men and Other Grievous Offenses reviews
Post-CoS. In August 1939, Al and Ed go to the pictures to enjoy a rare day off... and are mostly unsuccessful.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Tower Princess, Coming Down reviews
Catherine knows there's more to life than being shuffled into place by her family. She just doesn't know what, exactly. Post-manga, femmeslash, Maria Ross x Catherine Armstrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Maria R. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Gracia can't imagine anything feeling worse than this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Gracia H., Elysia H. - Complete
For A Brighter Tomorrow reviews
Dante had a problem. Now she has a solution.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Dante, Izumi C. - Complete
From Childhood's Hour reviews
Roy looked for any reason to see Ed after they were stationed so far apart, but an investigation into the violent death of a child wasn't exactly the romantic rendezvous he'd intended. RoyEd, future!fic. Complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
And Goodbye to All That reviews
When he dialed the number, he had to remind himself he was twenty, not twelve, and that this was normal. Roy, Ed, subtext. Future!fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Static reviews
Sequel to Wandering Kind. Wanderlust isn't the word for what Ed has - the urge to move is ingrained in him. With Al's body restored and the promise of a normal life before the brothers, Ed has a decision to make. RoyEd, future!fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Aqueous reviews
The house was just as they'd left it, quaint and perfect and looking like a /home/. It shouldn't have looked so normal, not when Ed found it so terrifying. First anime fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Edward E., Sloth - Complete
Wandering Kind reviews
Roy doesn't mind waiting. RoyEd, future!fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Nonsensical Circles reviews
Alfons has a really bad day. Then it gets worse - he meets Envy. Then it gets /worse/. He has to live it over again! The real trouble begins when he discovers the only way out of the cycle is to convince Ed it's happening - and Ed isn't buying it. HeiEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
