"I hate the beach." In which the team spends the day at the beach. A cracky casefic featuring John Hart and hints of Janto.

"Why are you still here?" "It's okay Jack, I just lost my keys. I'll be gone soon. Also, why is Eye Candy wearing tea towels on his hands? Shouldn't he have, I Don't know, bandages or something?" "The bandages are underneath the tea towels- oops I mean, "healing mittens", they're just extra protection for his hands," Jack explained brightly. Just crack. With John Hart and Janto.

"Well, everyone eventually has to discover that their father isn't a hero." He was stricken.

Roy's burdens always managed to find a way to keep up with him

Maybe it was the lack of photos gracing the shelves of his tiny room, or maybe it was the dark rings that now adorned underneath his eye.

That shows a lot of devotion' He smiled sadly, 'not so much devotion but fear of being alone' - not AU

A look upon all the emotions July never felt

Sakura and Ino will never understand the true art of match making, here is just one example of it -redone and dusted, woo!

The grand piano sat before him lavishly, He ran his fingers across the spruce keys in a manner of someone stroking a cat. ‘Someday I will tame you,’ he murmured, ‘and then mother will be happy’

there will come a day when the shaking stops Train Hartnet'

Well you know what happens to angels who aren’t scared of falling, right?

and your tears could melt through metal because they've been burning behind your eyes for so long

And the picture did survive but how can you look alive if you're not even sure what that feels like?

In my mind she was a painting

A fun story inspired by the fact that graphic novel Fang has a striking resemblance to Kanda and the fact that me and my friend could not resist writing some yaoi. ENJOY

I knew he would be in this world somewhere, but I hadn’t expected to find him here.

drawing them to you, by showing them what they lack

he hated his uniform.

a supernatural/charmed crossover because i'm THAT awesome. hope you enjoy

you all say you want to become human, but why would you want to become something so flawed?

When I looked again there was nothing there but a deep crimson fire

Tell me what happened! I'm... different' ‘Well that’s what happens when you’ve been in a coma for ten years Sasuke’

The day that the teacher rushed into my classroom, franticly calling my name, was the day I stopped believing in magic.

everytime we fought and it felt like we'd never be happy again he'd go sit by the rivers edge and talk to the fish

I don’t know how long I sat there hugging her but eventually the sun rose and our silence was broken by Sakura, speaking the words we both needed to hear.

fun beach days involving drunkohs, dead fish and a shirtless Sasuke. what's not to like?

she had taught him everything, she had helped him dig the trench he had eventually fallen into. and she didn't even know it

What I remember most about mum was her lullabies, but for Ed it was the stew. Even though it just tasted like milk to me

a hero of war, is that all they see? just medals and scars, so damn proud of me.

my dear little ballerina, we haven't got much time. he's only wound you for a short while, if only you were mine

Sure she still cared for him, she loved him. But she didn't need him, and that's what he needed.

I love the smell of your fake tan' leave it to Kiba to always say the wrong thing

what are you, a ninja? you make it look so easy' she said. and he smiled. quietly dying inside.

it's the little things you notice

She said that she wanted to be with him forever, he told her forever was too long

yay! another Narufyed joke! this one isn't as funny but its loooooooong! most people are OOC btw, especially Kiba and Hinata...

A joke I was telling my friend the other day that I thought ought to be Narufied, hope you like it

Ed is trapped in a timeloop and reliving the same day over and over, Al has become a pimp and Winry built a super fast jet plane to central. um.. what?

he was the sunset, and she was his full moon

For the first time since their journey began, Ed started to think

What if Chris had a Twin that took his place? But then some.. unfortunate things happened on the way? please read it isn't as bad as it sounds!