You may call me Snow. Or VC. Whichever you choose.

I kept my Twilight fanfiction up only as a reminder that I have improved, and that I can(Definitely) improve further. Please disregard it, as it is terrible.

Nerdfighter stuff:

http:///-dontforgettodotbeawesome

http:///-FAQnf

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Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96
But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Ahh, but on whose body?)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I’m taking this why?)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to…?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Hair coloring:
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(But it tastes so good!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(But no peas?)