Sapphire GrapeVine

Hi! Bonjour! Shalom! Ciao! Privet! Ni hao! Hallo! Yia sou! Salve! Labdien! Hei! Boas! I'm Sapphire GrapeVine, or (how I prefer it) SAPPHY! Welcome to my profile! One of the only places where you can learn all you need to know about me!

Things About Me

I love Italian food.

My favourite kind of weather is when it's raining.

My favourite TV Show is iCarly, where Sam is my favourite character (Spencer comes in a close second, though)

My favourite books are the Harry Potter series, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Macdonald Hall, Agatha Christie, and Sherlock Holmes.

My hobbies are reading, writing, and drawing.

I take tennis and swimming lessons.

My little brother is the most annoying couch potato in the world.

I want a pet cat, but my mom either doesn't like animals or thinks that my brother and I aren't responsible enough to have one.

Since I'm 15, people can call me both "too young" and "too old" and it sucks

Shipping

American Dragon: Jake Long = Jake/Rose

A Series Of Unfortunate Events = Quigley/Violet, Klaus/Isadora

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. = Ross/Rachel, Monica/Chandler, Mike/Phoebe

iCarly = Sam/Freddie, Carly/Harper, Miss Briggs/Mr Howard

Hannah Montana = Lilly/Oliver

Harry Potter = Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius = Cindy/Jimmy, Libby/Sheen

Kim Possible = Kim/Ron

Percy Jackson = Percy/Annabeth

Recess = Spinelli/TJ

Zoey 101 = Zoey/Chase, Quinn/Logan, Michael/Lola

Pretty Little Liars = Aria/Ezra, Hanna/Lucas, Emily/Maya

The Big Bang Theory = Sheldon/Penny, Howard/Raj

Favourite Quote (in iCarly)

Spencer: "Ooooookay, Halloween checklist. I got my pumpkin carving knife. I got my pumpkin scraping spoon. And I got my super scary pumkin face design. (flips notebook to where the design is drawn) AAAHHH!"

Other Quotes:

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think...where the HECK is my roof??"

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!"

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"The evening news is where they begin with saying 'Good Evening!' and then proceed to tell you why it's not."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

Copy & Paste:

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If you've ever created an awkward silence, copy and paste this to your profile

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Question & Answer:

What are your five favourite TV Shows? Hmmm, that's a hard one. I'd say iCarly, Zoey 101, That's So Raven, Hannah Montana, and Lizzie McGuire.

What is the number one thing on your mind right now? Cheeseburgers. I'm hungry.

Have you ever wished on a star? Many times. It never really works, though.

Ever prank called anyone? Yeah. When I was 10, I called my own house from my mom's cell phone and told my grandmother in a foreign accent that we had won 1,000 bottles of ketchup. And guess what? She actually believed me.

How many kids do you want? Six, and at least two of them being twins. Gotta love twins.

What are your favourite cartoons? I love Tom & Jerry. Those guys are hilarious. And those 5-minute Pink Panther cartoons are awesome as well.

What shampoo do you use? Sunsilk. Shampoo and conditioner.

Say a number from 1 to 900! 853

Do you like anyone? Maybe. But I'm not telling who. That's private. And I value my privacy.

Fave clothing store? AEROPOSTALE ALL THE WAY!

How did you get one of your scars? On my forehead, I have this thin line I've had since I was little. It's from having stitches. How'd I get it? I bumped into a wall.

Fun Stuff:

You know you live in 2010 when . . .

1) You accidently enter your password into a microwave

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or a MySpace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even know how to do your job

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9) You were to busy nodding and smiling to notice #5

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a #5

11) Now you are you laughing stupidly at yourself

Put this in your profile if you fell for that

Pick your birth month.
Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
Copy to your own profile with all twelve months underneath.

Mine: October

JANUARY:
Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat, and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Homely person. Loyal. Needs to improve social abilities. Easily jealous.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts, and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Catherine

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Catizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Monkey

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Alexandra Ames

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Savcatina

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Root Beer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Avliama

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Alexandra (my mom's middle name is the same as mine LOL)