A. J. Sparks

I like to look at the moon and wonder when I am going to see that flippin' cow jump over it... I keep waiting for an egg to fall off a wall and break so that it can't be put together again... I like to look at lights that have puppies on them and just sigh and sigh and sigh... Yes, as you very well have noticed (read) I am extremely crazy and 'tarded'! But that does not stop me from being a smart person when I need be! And that's basically all you need to know about me! Yay! :P

Hoe-la! (Hola) Hello! Bon Jour! Anyways, um...welcome to my profile (my profile not anyone elses). There's not really much to look at just plain dumbness. I like dumbness, don't you? Well, um...what can I say? I like, wait scratch that, I LOVE to write! I like LOVE IT! Yay me! I like to act as well, I LOVE to read, it is so flipin' awesome! Yes, as you may have noticed, I AM crazy and energetic and just plain awesome and funny! Ask any of my friends, they will tell you that yes, I am tarded! I joined FanFiction through my good friend Blot-of-Blood. She actually told me about the site before but I paid no attention to her. I recently joined and have written, well, I am writing a story that is not really a fanfic, but I decided to post it anyways. But it will have some relevance to Harry Potter, like in the next chapter, Harry will enexpectedly cross into our world and will get shot by Akira. Other than that and that the letters are written to Emma Watson, that is all the Harry Potterness it will get to. Well gotta go! I think I can smell something burning! (sniff, sniff) OMG! It's my iPod! Save it please! Oh, wait it was an illusion. Tootles!

Name:

A. J. Sparks!

Status:

Busy with hectic school schedule...and our Grease production for theatre!

Interests:

Writing / Reading / Hanging out with my friends / Listening to my iPod / Texting / Acting / Anything else that might interest me at the time

Stories:

The Lord of the Fire / Violet December / Midnight Letters

Updates:

None

Favorite Movies / Shows / Manga:

Sweeney Todd / The Dark Knight / Pirates of the Caribbean / Harry Potter / The Pink Panther / The Chronicles of Narnia / Heroes / Family Guy /

The Simpsons / Get Smart / Chuck / Death Note / Vampire Knight / Sailormoon (I'm pretty sure there are more...I just have to think about

them...oh well.)

Favorite Books:

Cirque du Freak / Septimus Heap / The Demonata / Harry Potter / The Books of Ember / Percy Jackson and the Olympians / His Dark Materials /

Uglies / Time Stops for No Mouse / The Keys to the Kingdom / A Series of Unfortunate Events / Twisted / The Mortal Instruments / Speak / The

Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel / Children of the Red King / The Thief Lord / The Last Book in the Universe / Chasing Vermeer / The

Wright 3 / Heir Apparent / The Chronicles of Narnia / Clockwork / The Westing Game / The Agency / The 39 Clues / Vampire Academy / The

Chronicles of Vladimir Tod / The Vampire Plagues / Blue Bloods

A Case of Randomness:

A case of Randomness that tends to surround me or anyone around me for that matter. All of the following are TRUE!!

(This happened in Algebra)

Kristin: You killed your wife last night.

Me: I don't have a wife. Do you?

Kristin: Why yes, in fact I have five.

Me: What religion are you?

Kristin: I am that of the Mormon religion, thank you very much.

(I think)

Me: Wait a minute! Aren't Mormons Hindu?

Kristin: Hiram (stares)...Mormon and Hindu are two very different religions.

Me: (swings arm) Aww, fiddlesticks!

(This happened in my own little world)

Me: Dear hot cheeto, what would I do without you?

(Vanessa pops out of nowhere)

Vanessa: Well, for one thing, you would live. They make holes in your stomach.

Me: It was a rhetorical question!

(Vanessa stays quiet)

Me: Do you know what a rhetorical question is?

Vanessa: Its a question that has been torn by barnacles over and over.

Me: ?

Vanessa: Re – torn – acle

Me: You're clueless.

Vanessa: No, I'm Vanessa. (winks)

Me: And you're supposed to be the smart one.

(This happened in Biology)

(I am looking at a biology problem.)

Me: Look it says im-port-al. Importal!

Kristin: Let me see... Hiram, it says immortal...

Me: Same difference! You say tomatoe (tuh-mot-o). I say potato (puh-tate-o).

Kristin: It's tomato (tuh-mate-o).

Me: Whatever...

(This happened in Algebra)

Kristin: I am Rosemary, son of God!

Me: Okay. First of all, Rosemary is a girl's name, so you would be 'daughter of God'. Second, God already has a child and it's Jesus!

Kristin: You dimwitted, spoil-sporty, crap-headed loser!

(I smack her on the back of the head. Kristin cries in pain.)

Kristin: Kneeeeeeeeeee!

Me: Why are you saying 'knee'? I hit your head!

Kristin: Heaaaaaaad!

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"